Man, Dogs Dead
Cornelius is a former children's cartoon star, best known for his work in the 60s clay-mation feature Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The Abominable Snow Man (aka Bumble), one of Cornelius' dearest Hollywood-era friends, passed away 2 years ago in a rehab clinic in Anchorage, due to advanced cirrhosis of the liver.
In a related story, K-Dough, famed blogging loud-mouthed know-it-all, has denied that he is obsessed with death and dying as of late. "Look, people die. All the time. I don't kill them, I just write about 'em. I'm not God for fuck's sake!" said Mr. Dough. Critics have decried the blogger's reference to death as a sick attempt to attract attention. It is rumoured amongst pundits that K-Dough soon may begin to discuss cheap sexual topics to distract detractors from his dark necro-obsession.