Ruminations on Mortality
While it's true that the world's oldest person died yesterday, coincidentally, a bunch of the world's youngest people were born around the same time. Of course, they are now no longer the youngest. The competition is tough.
Labels: Philosophy
posted by K-Dough at 10:29 AM
14 Comments:
I hope they perfect cloning before I reach 115... I'm definately going to need a new carcass by then.
I hope they do it a lot sooner than that dude. I've got a lot of reckless living left to do.
K-dough. My liver is huge and healthy. I'll spot you a lobe for a cool $30k.
Hav- For $30,000, do you think you could throw in a rotator cuff as well? I'm freakin' disintegratin' over here.
Of course, now that my heen has been immortalized in rubber, I can die without regret.
(Well, that's what the guy who gently and carefully applied the plaster cast told me...)
That reminds me. I've been meaning to conduct a sort of biblical science experiment- to wear the same underwear for one whole month and create a Shroud of Turin style image of my unit on the front of them. I will call it the Shroud of Urine.
Ewwww...Yuck, yuck, yuck.Airing your dirty underwear is crossing the line, K. I had this image of you in tight spandex underwear in fab prints and you've ruined it.
I aired no such thing. I merely mentioned the idea. And that's the thanks I get for sharing my innermost creative urges?
I'm never opening up to anyone again.
You are such a drama queen. Stop pouting and put on that hot little lime thong, and pour me a glass of wine while you're up.
You're the best.
little lime thong? ha! I laugh in the face of your under-estimation.
BTW- to all- this is the best stupid site I've seen in a very long time:
Very stupid
Have you seen dailydancer.com? Very funny-stupid.
I've seen media reports. However, because I am an elitist, I refuse to support mediocrity in any form unless it is hard core and underground. Or Dog the Bounty Hunter.
I've heard you have a striking resemblance to Dog the Bounty Hunter. Any truth to that?
If he was shaved, younger, in better shape and more stylish? Yes.It's all true.
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