Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Ruminations on Mortality

While it's true that the world's oldest person died yesterday, coincidentally, a bunch of the world's youngest people were born around the same time. Of course, they are now no longer the youngest. The competition is tough.

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14 Comments:

Blogger Joe Calgary said...

I hope they perfect cloning before I reach 115... I'm definately going to need a new carcass by then.

11:26 AM, August 29, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

I hope they do it a lot sooner than that dude. I've got a lot of reckless living left to do.

11:38 AM, August 29, 2006  
Blogger Havril said...

K-dough. My liver is huge and healthy. I'll spot you a lobe for a cool $30k.

1:37 PM, August 29, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Hav- For $30,000, do you think you could throw in a rotator cuff as well? I'm freakin' disintegratin' over here.

1:56 PM, August 29, 2006  
Blogger Leatherhands said...

Of course, now that my heen has been immortalized in rubber, I can die without regret.
(Well, that's what the guy who gently and carefully applied the plaster cast told me...)

2:08 PM, August 29, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

That reminds me. I've been meaning to conduct a sort of biblical science experiment- to wear the same underwear for one whole month and create a Shroud of Turin style image of my unit on the front of them. I will call it the Shroud of Urine.

3:15 PM, August 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ewwww...Yuck, yuck, yuck.Airing your dirty underwear is crossing the line, K. I had this image of you in tight spandex underwear in fab prints and you've ruined it.

3:33 PM, August 29, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

I aired no such thing. I merely mentioned the idea. And that's the thanks I get for sharing my innermost creative urges?

I'm never opening up to anyone again.

3:41 PM, August 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are such a drama queen. Stop pouting and put on that hot little lime thong, and pour me a glass of wine while you're up.

You're the best.

3:44 PM, August 29, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

little lime thong? ha! I laugh in the face of your under-estimation.


BTW- to all- this is the best stupid site I've seen in a very long time:
Very stupid

3:51 PM, August 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you seen dailydancer.com? Very funny-stupid.

8:39 AM, August 30, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

I've seen media reports. However, because I am an elitist, I refuse to support mediocrity in any form unless it is hard core and underground. Or Dog the Bounty Hunter.

9:27 AM, August 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've heard you have a striking resemblance to Dog the Bounty Hunter. Any truth to that?

10:10 AM, August 30, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

If he was shaved, younger, in better shape and more stylish? Yes.It's all true.

10:17 AM, August 30, 2006  

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