They Want You As a New Recruit!
Apparently, the Canadian military is running out of bodies and plans to relax background security checks on recruits to bolster its ranks. They just can't understand why more young people aren't flocking to sign up for all-expenses paid trips to Afghanistan, where all they have to do is scrape Canadian body parts off the landscape to keep the country clean.
In a related story, there are whispers that several prominent Canadian figures are suddenly considering military careers. The rumoured list includes: Chuck Guite; Conrad Black; David Emerson; Ben Johnson; Rona Ambrose; Tom Jacobek; Alan Eagleson; Alfonso Gagliano; and Wanda Liczyk.
In a related story, there are whispers that several prominent Canadian figures are suddenly considering military careers. The rumoured list includes: Chuck Guite; Conrad Black; David Emerson; Ben Johnson; Rona Ambrose; Tom Jacobek; Alan Eagleson; Alfonso Gagliano; and Wanda Liczyk.
posted by K-Dough at 2:14 PM
16 Comments:
Exactly! Well said.
Harper and Iggy supporters, walk the talk!
Be the "carnivore", if you buy into the crap the human rights poser is peddling!
But then we all know chicken hawks are only prepared to fight to the last drop of someone else's blood.
It's like the geeks got ahold of the tough button. Never let the geeks have control of the tough button. Next thing you know, cats will be sleeping with dogs. Geez...
oh i'd definetly sign up if they took 50 year old women with back problems...naw, i don't like the uniforms. get nice uniforms. something more....vinatage, circa ww1, now those were cool with the leggings and all.
i like the way the dems put conscription in place as soon as iraq started, knowing the republicans would never pass the bill because too many of them have fighting age children and univeristy isn't a way out anymore.
I would join if I wasn't a coward whose faints at the sight of blood.
So I won't join the military and I won't encourage anyone else. Why encourage others when I won't be joining myself?
because you are not a chicken hawk joanne, that's why
and that doesn't make you a coward, it means you have soul who actually cares!
peace and luv!
K-dough,
Where've you been?? I thought you might have run off to, say, Afghanistan.
I'm far too old to join the military but I'm shocked that more young people aren't joining.What, with great pay, free uniforms, luxurious accommodations and the opportunity to make life-long friends who wouldn't think it was the chance of a lifetime?
Well,um, for everyone else's kids but my own, of course.
JACO: I like your style dude.
PAMMO: Missed you too. And since when is a chick who is young enough to run marathons too old to join to army?
SCOUT: I always thought you had the tenor of a 50 year old woman. That defintely affects my fantasy repetoire now pal. Even though I know you are a man, the fact that you said you are a woman (even in jest) now forces me to add you to the endless psycho-erotic flotsam that bobs and winds its way through the currents of the polluted ocean of my mind.
Oh and Pam, if you must know I've been away at a country spa.
St. Anne's to be specific.
It is fucking heaven on earth if any of you are intersted.
K-dough, I'll say it again; you are one lucky bastard.
I fired a shotgun once, really just to prove that I wasn't a girlie girl. It was so loud and it just scared the shit out of me. My teeth were chattering and I was shaking for an hour. I'm not sure it's my age that would keep me out of a uniform.
P- Hmmmm, sexy recruits, out of a uniform. Now that's my kind of army !!!!
And seriously, yes, I am one lucky bastard! The gods smiled and I smiled back.
Alternatively, I'd ruck her lugsack! Rona gives me a bona- even if she is a liar. Actually, the liar thing is part of my attraction.
Fine recruits, all. But post-mission debreifing would be a bitch...
Gen. Hillier: So, Colonel Gagliano -- did everything go smoothly when you communicated orders to Lieutenant Guite?
Gagliano: Well, we may have met once or twice -- you know, just to talk about the war in general. We never mentioned specific missions. And I resent the allegation that we did.
LOL- you've still got it Hav!
Hey, if Wanda's there, count me in. She's hott!
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