Thursday, July 20, 2006

Report: Welfare Schmelfare!

The National Council of Welfare will release a report today that is supposed to provide policy options for a long-term anti-poverty strategy. Unfortunately, it looks like this is yet another in a long line of redundant, useless social policy studies. The report actually says "Neither political nor economic nor social policy changes seemed to have any dramatic effects on income inequality. The statistics show no great strides forward over the post to (past two?) decades for the poorest of Canadians." Hmm. How much cash did they liquidate to come to that enlightening conclusion?

If I am reading this correctly, their advice to the government is that there is absolutely no tangible effect from any of our current poverty-targeted social, community-based or economic programs on improving people's lots. Out of the other sides of their mouths they are calling for government to strengthen its commitment to such programs. More puzzling is the government's response: "A spokesperson for federal Social Services Minister Diane Finley said the government values the council's work but feels it has initiatives already in place to address poverty..." (Toronto Star) Of course, it should be noted that the council is a citizen's advisory body (fancy name for stakeholder-based special interest group) to the HR minister, with no real power to change anything.

It's more than ironic that low and fixed-income Canadians can barely survive, but those who have the required level of education and funding can make a living writing about the static fate of being a low-income Canadian. I don't get it. This is all just more indication to me that academia exists in its own little make-believe world, designed for the logically-circular perpetuation of itself and that government has its head up its collective ass on what really matters: People.

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Blogger Leatherhands said...

Ha Ha! Great one mighty K.
I am pained by the number of people I know making six figures+ who, as far as I can see, do nothing to justify that income. Of course there are always exceptions, and there are many vocations for which qualifying monetary value is a tricky science, but I've always had a theory that the majority of the working poor are just unlucky saps who didn't learn to "play the game."

10:39 AM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Unfortunately, history has shown that the distribution of wealth has never and can never be equitable. You would think that the richer the state, the better able it is to provide for its most vulnerable and poor. Then again, state policies reflect majority sentiment- which often is driven by natural human traits, like greed.

10:43 AM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger Andrew W. said...

As one of those people who hopes to one day make an unjustified six-figure salary, I take exception to those remarks!

But you're exactly right about luck - it's a crapshoot, and our social and tax policies over the past 20 years have done much to make sure things stay this way.

K-Dough's right that we already have a very good idea as to what the solutions to the problem of poverty are, but we can't ignore the fact that many of the reasons for that stagnation can be directly tied to the pursual of tax and economic policies that keep the poor exactly where they are.

10:50 AM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger Sheena said...

Speaking of welfare.. the corporate kind, anyways... and unjustified multi-figure salaries...

Ken Lay's autopsy released.

http://sheenavision.blogspot.com/2006/07/thump.html

12:06 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Nice shameless segue.

2:02 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger Sheena said...

Yeah, well.
It's a slow day.

2:22 PM, July 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, he'd do the same thing in a heartbeat.

I'm so hungover that I want to die. Someone please shoot me.

2:34 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Sounds like it. When "Yeah, well" becomes a sentence, it betrays an underpinning of SLOW.

2:38 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Pam- me too. Drinks at Black Bull last night. Then more drinks and dinner at Queen Mother. Then more drinks at Musa on Dundas. I'm one beer-soaked, well-travelled dood today.

2:41 PM, July 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hit the red wine pretty hard last night at a friend's house. I don't think there is any hangover quite a bad as a red-wine-in-a-tetra-pack hangover.

2:54 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Drinkin' boxes? You are kidding right? Look, I'm no wine connoiseur-I'm not even sure I can spell it..but...

3:06 PM, July 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know, I know. They just seemed so environmentally friendly. I'm a sucker for new products at the LCBO.

3:12 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Have you seen the new Intravenous Wildberry Vodka Cooler Gel Pack. It comes with antiseptic cotton puffs, a needle, DIY veni-puncture instructions, and it's all packaged in a nice basket with multi-berry-coloured raffia.

3:22 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger Leatherhands said...

Hey guys!
Pam, the trick is to drink copious amounts of red wine every night, thereby building immunity. Works like a charm.
(Problem is, when I don't get my wine I get all sweaty and Tourette syndrome like....just make sure you don't run out.)

K-dough, letter of resignation is in! Had a huge pissing match with the boss last week over a bid they completely fucked up.
Also, my little side business just got a bunch of orders this week...God's way of telling me it's the right thing to do.
I'm feeling a bit big-cock like this week. (That will of course change when the orders stop coming in...)

3:25 PM, July 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that product is only available in the GTA. Sounds like a party in a box, though. I hope it comes with a little sharps container for the dirty needle.

3:25 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger Andrew W. said...

K Dough, you're such a snob - the latest fad amongst the tweenie set is an organic PB and J on foccacia washed down with a box of white zinfandel! Who can beat that picture of a passed-out Tigger on the box?

3:26 PM, July 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congratulations, Leather!

A round of IV wine coolers for the house!

3:27 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Leather- two things:
1. Congrats on wrestling your vacuumed lips from the teat of domestic security! I hope your private gig does very well!

2. Lots of red wine every night makes your poop purple.

3:29 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

ALT: Crawl out of the stone age ok?. We don't use the word tigger on this blog! We say African-American tiger!!!!!

3:31 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger Andrew W. said...

K Dough, my sincere apologies - the pages on derogatory stuffed animal euphemisms in my copy of Political Correctness for Dumbasses were stuck together. (Note to self, never have Chablis drinking box fight with daughter....)

3:41 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger Leatherhands said...

Thanks for the well-wishes guys!
Hmmm..."Teat of domestic security"...that would be my wife, eh?

3:43 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

ALT: I'm glad you clarified that "pages...stuck together" comment because I was getting seriously curious- and disturbed.

3:44 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Leather- I don't know- I've never had the pleasure. Perhaps, one day?

3:45 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger Leatherhands said...

Absolutely, K-Dough. Next time we imbibe and I specifically ask you NOT TO BRING THOSE TWINS ALONG, that means you'll be meeting her.

3:52 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Ha! You so funny lound eye.

3:55 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger Sheena said...

I could use a serf, now that you mention it.

4:16 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Sheena: You mean you don't have one? Wow. I've always pictured you as a powerful woman with oiled up professional dancers fanning you with ostrich feathers in your Arabian-pillowed office and spooning foie gras into your supple...

nevermind.

4:27 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Rex Chainbelt: You might want to see a doctor about that.

4:36 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger Sheena said...

Thank you for the unexpected delight of seeing "foie" spelled correctly, K-Dough. You may now resume your rightful place as a well-oiled dancer.

4:44 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Sheena: Oil on stubble is not sexy I'm told. I haven't shaved my chest in about 4 days so, unfortunately, I will not be able to partake today. Boo.

4:56 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

Whenever I've pictured Sheena, I've imagined seeing just the sliver revealed as she rolls down the tinted windows of her jag to throw me a loonie and scream, "don't fucking touch the windshield with that rag. mutt."

Its exciting and humiliating at the same time.

5:33 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

oh, and while your being so "delighted" by mr. charisma, the K man, let me tell you, I can spell a whole bunch of organs in french.

like poumons and peau and reins and cerveau. I can't spell heart though. o before e, or visa versa? who knows.

5:35 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

coeur

ok, now come to daddy!

7:32 PM, July 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're a real smooth talker, but your secret is out. You have oily chest whiskers. Ouch.

7:36 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

I'm the human embodiment of a desert island with no razors and tons of salad dressing...

7:54 PM, July 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I liked "dessert" island better..Yum.

LOL

7:57 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

damn it, I'm always one-upped by the guy with the cocktail in the fruity suit. haaaa. haaaa. its not my breath. what gives...

7:59 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

A philanthropist does.

9:16 PM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger scout said...

good grief! i thought it was bad i'm a split personality gazillionaire con looking for ways to keep the plebes in their place, in addition to being a money-challenged human resources recipient of the radical far left yelling 'ea tthe rich' in the back alleys.

but k-dough, you've taken personality disorder to a new high and i congratulate you. now, where's my tin of cat food i have to eat with my servant feeding it to me with sterling silver?

2:44 AM, July 21, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Scout- Without confusion there would be no K-Dough- or moreover, Humanity-Dough in general.

I am a hypocrite! Let it be heard, from Bonavista, to Vancouver Island; From the Arctic Circle to the Great Lakes waters; blah blah blah blah blah bla blah blah bla blah blah centre of the unverse blah blah, bla blah bla blah blah blah

What was I sayinig?

7:32 AM, July 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huh? Sorry, we were not listening.

10:45 AM, July 21, 2006  
Blogger Leatherhands said...

Damn spicy food. Great going down last night....heavenly, in fact.
Very not good coming out this morning. What was that Johnny Cash song? Oh yeah..."Burning ring of fire". Throw "puckering" in there too.

10:55 AM, July 21, 2006  
Blogger Sheena said...

Is it silent but deadly, Leatherhands? Perhaps Solitary Man will describe you best this morning.

11:12 AM, July 21, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

solitary man? Cash doing Neil Diamond - life doesn't get much better.

11:37 AM, July 21, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

K-Dough -

what gives? a philanthropist....

clever, clever, clever.

11:37 AM, July 21, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Oh, thank you so much. Please, no. Stop. Please don't embarass me like that.

If you really want to know the secret CC- I am just that clever because LSD opened up a virtual door in my brain 20 years ago. Yes, a door. And do you know where that door led to CC? I'll teell you.

That door led to an infinite, vast electro-magnetic field of celestial comedic unity neurons. I am at one with that field now. It lives in my head like a quivering thought hamster- always salivating between miniature buck teeth; waiting for funny pellets and fresh wood chips upon which to ...

Ok I have a lunch date, can we pick this up in an hour or so ok?

11:54 AM, July 21, 2006  
Blogger Sheena said...

Lunch date? Mine was at my desk.

Leftover pasta salad out of a tupperware eaten with a plastic knife because I can't find a frickin' fork anywhere in the building. Thank god it was rigatoni so I could fit the blade inside the tube to lift it to my mouth.

12:49 PM, July 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No red wine, Sheena? Gotta love those handy, dandy tetra-pack wine juice boxes. No more tell-tale clinkity clink in the bottom of the purse.

Last day of work before vacation. I'm trembling with excitement.

1:03 PM, July 21, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Sheena- That sounds tedious and absurd- like a scene from a David Lunch movie!!!

Pam- Mine starts next week. Yeehawww!

I wish I knew what you all did in real life. For that matter, I wish I knew what I do in real life.

1:47 PM, July 21, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

BTW- So you know, I did what any big city worker does after a Japanese lunch date today- I bought a brand new pair of sexy, 70s motif lycra briefs!!!

1:56 PM, July 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is hilarious.You must have fired up the razor last night.

2:04 PM, July 21, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

It's a pull start gas-powered unit, so yes, kinda.

2:12 PM, July 21, 2006  
Blogger Andrew W. said...

I was there - they are some mighty fine briefs indeed, although K-Dough, in a disco mood, kept asking me if I could "ring his bell"...

2:53 PM, July 21, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

ALT- admit it though- you were a little embarrassed when I emerged from the fitting room wearing nothing but the briefs and my dress shoes and paraded around H&M
checking out my package in different mirrors on all 3 floors looking for the "right lighting".

3:19 PM, July 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you find someone to ring your bell, or did you have to ring your own bell? I suspect you ring your bell alone most of the time.

3:46 PM, July 21, 2006  
Blogger Andrew W. said...

It's too bad that after all that, the only light you were happy with was the lights on the cop car that took you to the station.

3:56 PM, July 21, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Pam! How dare you pull back the curtain mortal!!!

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE LITTLE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!

4:05 PM, July 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No amount of social programs or left wing anti-poverty groups will ever address the issue. What the hell is an anti-poverty group? They seem like anti-employment groups to me. If they are so interested in ending poverty, they should assist with resume writing and job searches. Forget about marches and protests and start working!!!

4:10 PM, July 21, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Oh blue boy- we love you so.

4:17 PM, July 21, 2006  
Blogger Joe Calgary said...

Ah K-dough, just when my day is becoming boringly full of balance sheets, filings, and email that won't work, I pop into your site and BLAM!!

I remember why I take recreational drugs for professional reasons.

Cause its fun, and it makes my wife mad not knowing whether I'm actually listening, or just tripping the light fantastic.

LSD, a wonder drug of magnificent proportions.

You know, the last time I imbibed in LSD was about 5 years ago.

I happened to chance upon some at a party (funny how its always at a party), and in the spirit of 'cid, I promptly called up my other few 40 something friends and quickly announced the solution to that long sought after instant heartattack they were all bucking for.

Not wanting to be personally responsible for serious harm to the buds, I naturally had to try it first. One didn't seem to do anything, so I consumed another hit as I was heading towards the Deerfoot, and after fifteen minutes, I was still straight.

Horror of horrors... I'd told my friends I was going to fuck them up, and the tool of the trade was defective. Thinking perhaps it was some self-induced resistance from years of cranial self-abuse, I quickly popped another.

To make a long story short, it took two friends to get me into the house, a visit by another who is a GP, and when I finally came down to a point where drool wasn't dripping out of my mouth, the 5 of us discovered I'd eaten one to many hits to share.

Luckily, I kept the phone number of the dude who hooked me up.

5:18 PM, July 24, 2006  
Blogger scout said...

geeze! and i thought doing shrooms for my 50th was something....t'ain't nada compared to that!!!! anyways, sworn off everything again....waiting for my 60th, heh heh.

1:15 AM, July 25, 2006  
Blogger Radmila said...

This is a really tough subject.
Since we already have a welfare culture, there is a segment of society who won't work, because it's not worth it.
The working poor making minimum wage don't receive the benefits of dental and medical care that welfare recipients get.
I work in the non profit sector and we're often involved in programs to encourage welfare recipients to enter the workforce.
The participants get free daycare, 8.65ph (more than minimum wage) and bus fare. I have yet to have ONE participant complete their 8 week committment.
I think that perhaps the focus should be on the working poor and not on 2nd and 3rd generation welfare recipients who have no interest in being part of the workforce, and are resentful of having to "answer" to anyone and follow the "rules" of a workplace.
I've been told to my face more than once that "working is for suckers", and they're only part of the program because their benefits depend on their participation.

It's a really hard problem to solve, and while academics think up these unrealistic solutions, and employ themselves with studies, and surveys...the working poor fall through the cracks without the benefits that people who have no motivation to be part of working society get.

OCAP can protest all they want on their behalf...but many of those that reap the benefits of the programs are not the ones who are looking for a leg up to the workforce.

1:33 AM, July 28, 2006  
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