Friday, July 14, 2006

WARNING: GO Derailment

All GO Train service from Union Station has been suspended for rush hour and the rest of the night because of a derailment. Our precious city will soon be overtaken by wandering zombie suburbanites scavenging for fast food and video rental stores.

We need to organize. We need to get emergency carpools together to usher these lost sprawlers out of our secret kingdom for the weekend. If you see a displaced wanderer, do not approach them. If they offer you alcohol, decline. And for the love of god, if you do accept the alcohol do not mate with the suburban-dweller!

Oh my god, gotta run. That Canadian Tire couple has broken through security at my building... They have dangerous looking lawn tools and look pissed! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

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5 Comments:

Blogger scout said...

k-dough, k-dough, wake up, it's all a bad nightmare!!!!

10:35 PM, July 14, 2006  
Blogger Sheena said...

According to one my sources who works very near to the crash site, the cars were for corn syrup. While reports say they were empty, I still had an undeniable urge to head down to the Blue Goose Tavern and sit on the patio with a big loaf of white bread...

9:06 AM, July 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take them out by whatever means you have, K man.

Feel free to keep any Canadian Tire money you find on their leaking corpses.

1:25 PM, July 15, 2006  
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6:23 PM, August 12, 2006  
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