Top 10 Reasons You Love Me
- I am the walrus- koo koo ka choo.
- Inches baby, inches.
- I am the divine reincarnation of Siddhartha.
- Pity: Pure and simple.
- Tattoos, legs of steel and an ass that just won't quit. And because I pay you.
- Because I can drink your multiple amputee mother-in-law under the table. Wait- she usually is under the table to begin with. Nevermind.
- Iconoclastic, Bombastic, Scholastic and Sexually Spastic.
- Because you have a clinical mental illness that distorts your ability to make rational judgements.
- They call me the Iguana...
- 40 million K-Dough Fans Can't Be Wrong!
Psst- Happy F Day sex kittens: I'm giddy cuz it's adding-to-the-tattoo-collection day today! Pain for pain. Mmmm. Wish me luck.
Labels: Bloggers, Sex, Stupid Lists, Tattoos
posted by K-Dough at 8:01 AM
18 Comments:
Because you tolerate my frequent trips to the bathroom whilst imbibing, because you know and accept that I have the bladder of a child.
Bless you friend.
How does anyone not love K-dough? From your strong Conservative beliefs to you unshakable support of the Leafs, you’re one great dude K-dough!!!
Who needs Brad Pitt when I can bang K-dough? Forget about representing the UN, adopting orphans, filming Tomb Raider 9, etc. It all comes down to inches baby, inches.
"It all comes down to inches baby, inches".
I think KD meant what he could take Angie, not give:)
Seriously though KD, why would you want to defile your temple of a body with a midget in a white suit?
Ok... I'm gonna stop while I'm behind.
JC- lol.
And speaking of your behind...
Leather and FB: I love you like brothers. Or at least the brothers I was arrested for loving.
I love you because I am one of the 10 girls you did not sleep with in Northern Ontario in the 80s when you were a touring Rock Star.
Well, "love" might be a little strong, but I "like" you for your greasy bohunk streak.
Like turns to love after one bottle of Cab, sheena.
I love YOU Pam because clearly you had a bottle of cab at 10:44 am...
We are all truly in awe of your teachings, though they be in their own top 10 way (or a million others equally), at once:
1. Abstract
2. Complex
3. Cryptic
4. Enigmatic
5. Esoteric
6. Mysterious
7. Orphic
8. Penetrating
9. Recondite
10. Unrepentant
We are forever in your shadow ...
It's Friday for Chrissakes, Sheena. It's not like I do this every day.
I shit you all not....I baked pot cookies for the first time in my life. My poor wife (who I think has smoked one joint in her life) had two before dinner yesterday, and had to be carried up to bed two hours later. She woke up this morning still stoned. I had about six last night, and functioned just fine. Had half a bottle of wine too. Oh my God, I've become Keith Richards.
I've made brownies and little cakes, but never cookies. It's a different kind of buzz. I bet she had very interesting dreams.
How is she functioning now, Keith?
She's fine now...for her it was like a heroin experience. Me? I've had four cookies today and I'm feelin' no fucking pain as I do admin work. Very sluggishly.
Shit I love these things, but they'll be all gone soon. Maybe Mick's pool boy can score me some more weed...
Next time try making pesto sauce if you can find it fresh.... Make it exactly the same way, but add 'other' herbs for more flavour.
Mixed some left over into mayo for sandwiches for work the next day.
BTW, the cheque hasn't arrived this month.
I will stop showering you with good karma. Lord knows it's the only shower you get on a semi regular basis.
ha ha.
yep. i'm always a comic.
kc
Nice story about the pot cakes. I'm wasted. Not only wasted, in pain. Great fucking tattoo work today from my tat artist who is scared of the internet. I wish you guys could see it..
Karma- cheque, huh?
Leather- tell J it's the beginnning of a beautiful friendship with MJ!
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