Jesus of Oshawa
A new documentary is asserting things about the life of Jesus that I have always suspected (READ). Bottom line is that J was basically a long haired dude with no job, who knocked up a hooker. Now if they could only prove that he smoked weed and listened to Zeppelin (we already know he loved Nazareth), my theory that his direct decendants are alive and well in Oshawa would be well-supported. Imagine what that would do to theological studies! Like, whoah, dude.
Labels: Reactionary Bullshit, Religion
posted by K-Dough at 12:07 PM
15 Comments:
Like, I could smoke that whole joint and still walk away, man!
Jesus Weed: God's green goodness.
Isn't that a picture of the Mayor of Oshawa, Mr. Dubeman??? Pot is as common in "The Shwa" as welfare moms and GM cars. Like City-TV, it's everywhere!
Now onto important world issues: Leafs are going to crush the habs in Montreal tonight!! Can't wait!!
FB- I can't wait to see Tucker's abundant tears stain his filthy bloodsoaked rag of a jersey as he glimpses the weak, fading flame of playoff hopes being snuffed out once agin tonight by les glorieux.
Pam - with the exception of K-dough and a few of his liberal buddies, everyone that posts on this site is a huge Leaf fan! You do realize that since you appear to be cheering for the Sens, you'll be getting blasted from both sides!
K, The Habs are going to be crushed tonight. Just watch. Then tomorrow we will talk about Habs tear stained Bell Centre.
FB,
I love my Sens. I can handle it.The last few Sens games have been great & I'm ready for the play-offs.
FB,
There is a distinct neocon Hab Fan Club, you know ... a blessed place where they worship both your "illustrious" Mr. Harper (Stevie Meanie) AND Les Glorieux; Le Bleu, Blanc et Rouge!
Just put a little rouge over those poor dead blue and white cheeks ... they'll take ya in and gobsmack ya real good afore ya even know it!
Don't do it for me; don't do it for yourself; your country needs you damnit! Do it for Stevie!
Let yourself bask in their glow and you'll have turned fer sure by the time ya reach the door ... telling everyone you'll be back for the parade!
Joanne, such rough talk ... just relax, sit back and watch forever blue take one for the team ...
Pam, you're always welcome too, but I think you're stuck until the first round's over ... again ... after that though, come on over!
IF the Sens were knocked out of the 1st round I would cheer for the Habs.
But that is not going to happen, of course.
Pam, why not support leafs since your son is a leaf fan? Chances of leafs and Habs going to playoffs is the same at this time. But I have a feeling this is the year, the habs will play golf for the reminder of the season.
If the Habs were knocked out in the 1st round I would cheer for the Sens (if they didn't get knocked as susal as well)
The Leafs can lick my love pump.
interesting....that pic looks like a typical hawaiian :)
love your succinct take on mr. christ. his hawaiian name is ...never mind, i forget, but he was supposed to have visited here. anyways, i think he was bisexual and probably had an unconditional love thing with mary, went out and slept around with guys, leaving her as a simgle mom , sort of, cause the disiples would have helped her out.
aloha, baby!
LOL-love pump. That's a new one.
Joanne, my son is a true hockey fan and he knows I would never cheer for the Leafs, just like he would never cheer for the Sens. It just be wrong.
Here Pam...
Habs crush Leafs tonight. Read all about it here tomorrow am!
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