Good Times
Thanks to everyone who attended the somewhat grown up fun fest last night. No animals were seriously harmed in the making of my hangover. After I left you party kids I ended up boozingit up again with a rock star friend back in the hood, complete with complimentary 1:30 am shots of JD from our fave local bartender. Ach... It was great meeting you guys and now - finally - I can put a face to the smart asses.
A couple of points:
So, whadyou think?
A couple of points:
- Apologies to Joanne, for the barrage of obscenities, crotch talk and infantile regaling of '80s road stories.
- I have to say I was relieved that no one slapped Forever Blue, and that he managed not to mention Mike Harris even once.
- Sheena and El Chaperone - her enigmatic driver: Can't wait for the photo spread! Re: The winelessness of our dining location: Thanks for sucking it up and sucking back the pints instead like a good slav Sheena! And thanks El Chaperone for being the Captain to Sheena's Tenille.
- Leather: You really lived up to your pants last night dude. Loved 'em and you!
- Homosuperior- I really wish you would stop staring at me like a love sick Japanese school girl with a lump in your skirt when we are in public like that. At first, I was flattered, but it's getting rather embarassing.
So, whadyou think?
posted by K-Dough at 8:46 AM
42 Comments:
Aw, come on. We'd never make you break your jaw.
Glad you had fun. Was anyone disappointed that you are actually a chick?
See the post below to see what I think.
She's called a male-to-female transexual, Pam, not a chick.
Or was it female-to-male. K-dough's so androgynous s/he makes Annie Lennox circa 1982 look like a Miss Universe contestant.
Hey- Stop boxing me in. I'm so unique that I actually have my own scientific classification.
I'm K-Sexual!!!
Missed you Pammie.
Sheena took some very interesting pix after a bunch of beers so I'm assuming there will be an artistic representation of last night posted on her blog some time soon...
I don't remember the pics... but I hope Sheena got my better side (there's no question that they're both good).
BTW Homo- just read your list about me on the last post- hilarious.
Two things though:
Fuck you on questioning my allegiance the sacred habs.
I sexually ojectify everyone and everything- regardless of their gender, species, limb count or celluar composition.
Right, I'm off to band practice. I'll insult you all later... and you'll like it!
LMAO.. A K-Sexual.I think I'm a little K-curious.
Do you really think we need more labels?? Most of us are confused enough.
Homo- you don't remember the pix cuz you had already lamed out and took off at that point..
Wait a minute..how would he know...
Oh, never mind.
Pam- labels are for couriers.
K-Curious- I like it!
K to girl at bar: Hey baby, K Airlines is about ready to take off - flying south to a warm, moist destination. Can I see you tickets please?
Now boarding...
Brotherfucker! LOL!!
Girl at bar to K-dough: "Sorry, but I usually prefer to visit continents rather than tiny islands."
Girl at bar to K-dough: ...plus, that BroFo is staring at you and there is a lump in his skirt. I'm scared he'd pull my hair ...Meow hiss....
Okay, I really do need to go now. I am late. See youse later biotches.
Sorry my sinus infection/cock-shrinking medication took some of the edge off my aura. Homo, I was flirting a bit with you...sorry. I could sense your horror/fascination by the fact that I'm more openly gay acting than you. Joanne, I know our barrage of obscenities was somewhat fascinating for you, but I fear you have been changed somehow. Maybe even damaged. Please, how can I help? The Daddy in me is quietly horrified today.
Forever Blue is like all Neocons...all bluster on the keyboard, but would do anything to help a friend in the end. Sweetie pie.
Sheena was everything I hoped for and more. El Chaperone was a special bonus treat. I think you win the "enigmatic couple" award.
K-Dough...we came dangerously close to crossing the line to ruining our new friendship by moving too fast...we both knew this was coming. Let's take a break before our lives get too complicated.
homo, I didn't for a minute believe you were a BroFo. Isn't that an Oshawa thing?
leather, I'm sorry I missed you last night.
Pammie, I was heart broken. You'll be in TO again, no?
Of course. I should be there within the next few weeks.
group e hug
WTF are you guys doing up so early. Stop typing so loud for chrissakes.
SMELL IT BABY!
k-dough, it looks like sheena stole one of your tampons. I bet she was muttering about the GST when she was stuffing it in her purse.
One does not PAY GST on stolen tampons, Pam. That is the beauty.
LMAO. I guess you're right, Sheena.
Beauty is in the eye of the plastic of tube.
Okay, that's it! STOP questioning my homosexuality. All of you! Stop it NOW! I am sick of having my homosexuality come into question.
That goes for all the legions of women who constantly hit on me too. Stop it! I can only take so much.
I know I'm hotter than hell and that I make your husbands/boyfriends/fuck buddies look like a bunch of effete, capuccino-swilling nancy boys, but I really am gay and I LIKE MEN.
While I appreciate the interest and am flattered by all the attention, I just need some time and space away from all of the voluptuous, large-breasted women who are constantly giving me their phone numbers and asking to come back to my place "for a nightcap". There's never going to be a nightcap, okay! Stop dreaming and start introducing me to your hot, single brothers/male cousins/gay best friends.
There. I just had to get that off my chest. I feel better now.
Oh, and Leatherhands, it's okay. You didn't freak me out. I am used to be hit on by straight guys, too. K-dough does it all the time.
Good times had by all last night. Hopefully we can arrange another get together when some of the out of town crew are going to be in Toronto.
With regard to the conversation today, I have a couple things to mention: 1) K-Dough has multiple sex organs of both genders. If that makes you hungry for more info, check out the April, 1987 issue of National Geographic dedicated to K-Dough's unique set of tools. The cover of the mag says it all: "The life of K-Dough: 3 pairs of tits and 7 large dicks". No wonder Homo is hot to trot for this guy!!!
2) Homo - Be open minded to the female "nighcap" offers. They are good things!!! So good in fact, one day you may leave behind the pride parade and proudly state: I'm voting for Harper and I love women!!! 3) Pam - Word on the street is you couldn't make it last night because you were attending a Conservative rally!!! Tears of pride rolled down my face when I heard the news!!! Welcome and please bring the rest of the blog crew with you from the endless darkness of the left wing!!!
FB- LOL!!!!!!!
LMAO.
Not fucking likely, FB. But I can't wait to meet you for a drink anyway.
K, no apologies necessary. I enjoyed myself a lot and thanks to everyone. Since I left early I missed some of the fun but if I hadn't left early, the glove pics would have not been there. Sheena certainly put them to some rather interesting use but I am not so sure I want them back now. And check email.
Leather, no harm done;)I am still the same person I was yesterday at 5:30pm. But I laughed a lot.
Again, thank you everyone.
I love your word usage.
TA Mom 'o Minx!
Whoa man... like did ANYONE here get an invitation?
Ashley gets married...
I'm the last person who Ashley would be inviting...
It doesn't matter. If you had received an invitation, you would not have been able to read it eNeewAy.
Poor Homosuperior....first Pam is a no-show, and now this. A weekendis horriblis.
I loved Leather the other night, at the start of the night all sweet and stuff, saying "I feel like it's wrong to call you Homo" and then after a few drinks spouting "that's not a very gay shirt you're wearing" and totally calling him out on not being gay enough.
pAm: tREW enoufph!!!
Yeah. El Chaperone won for gayest shirt and Leatherhands, well, goes without saying on the pants side of things.
A SheenaVision Contest
LOL!! The truth is, since I was a teen, all my gay friends would help me out on the dress side of things, and introduced me to gay culture, gay bars, etc. I always heard about how hot I could look if I only wore this, styled my hair like that, got rid of those horrible shoes, etc. ANYWAY...I've become a bit of a self-proclaimed expert in my old age, and can get a bit bitchy. Deal with it.
I just have a question for you, Homosuperior.. (In a whiny, queeny voice)... "Why are you hiding that fabulous body in a loose fitting t-shirt? You're saying "stay away from me...don't get too close.." Wake up boyfriend!"
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