Top 10 Things I'd Like to Sing
...to you girl.
- I've got two pickles to paradise. Won't you pack your purse with dill and brine?
- You're as cold as mice, you're willing to nibble, then crap on our love.
- When I think about me I touch myself.
- You're a heartbreaker, cake maker, couch raper doncha mess around with me.
- You're like the wind, through my trees- oh wait, no leaves on this tree. Now wind just kinda tingles- especially after ummmm, pruning.
- Girl you know it's true, ooh ooh ooh I love you (Well, I'm not singing it directly to you. First, I need to find me a skinny, braided, French black model man to stand in front of me - a Cyrano DeTupac as it were.)
- The party's over- so get the fuck out. (more HERE )
- Aishiteiru. Ne doshite- namida ga dechya irun daro.
- I wish you'd shut up cuz I'm tryin' to sleep. (More HERE)
- We had soy, we had buns, we had veggie burgers in the sun.
Labels: Girls, Stupid Lists
posted by K-Dough at 7:25 AM
28 Comments:
LOL!
In my cheesy cover band days, a band I was in did a Beach Boy's set. After many months of playing the same fucking songs six nights a week, we re-wrote pretty much every lyric.
I'll never forget some of those gems like "She's my Little Poop Chute" and "Cum cum cum till her Daddy takes the Dildo away"..
Good times. (Actually, horrible times. Good money, but depressing gigs. I stayed long enough to pay off some debts and buy a massive kit so I could go back to starving in a muso band.)
That was hilarious!!!!
And don't forget that Marley classic:
We're jammin.
I wanna jam it in you!
I bet that line worked really well for you, k-dough.You are so smooth.
because I'm sleazy, sleazy like Sunday moron
But sleazy in a good way.
Line in the second verse of Bad Case Of Lovin' You..
"I need you...
To give me head
Turn my bloooo...ooohhh
Balls to red.."
Doctor doctor, gimme the news
I get a bad pain from spewin' goo!
I'm wondering what you were both like in grade 8. I bet I would have kicked you in the (blue) balls.
I had big balls.
He had big balls.
But Pam had the biggest balls of them all!
That's right, k-dough. I HAD balls but that was before my surgery. And I bet mine were bigger than yours. And mine never had crabs.
So there!
Goodness gracious
ball jokes are tired
Hey-you started it, potty mouth. Balls are usually the last thing on my mind when I'm sober.
How can you be discussing music when disaster has struck??? In a sure sign the end of Canada is near, Justin Trudeau, offspring of the biggest arse in Canadian history, Pierre Trudeau, has decided to enter Federal politics. God help us!!!
Forever Blue, I believe Justin is quite handsome, and I think Leatherhands and Homo will agree with me. But he is already taken.
K, LOL!
Yes, Leatherhands and Homo make a nice couple. Maybe Trudeau could make it a 3some?
I don't care what he does as long as it's not politics. This country will never recover from the wounds inflicted by his father!
adorable.
oui oui.
One of my favorites comes from the daughter of Canadian folk heros, Stan Rogers.
I present "Rice Again!" instead of Rise Again.
FB, you sound just like my fairy con-mother. I just HAD to call her today to ask her opinion (stir up shit) about Justin Trudeau-who happens to be a STRAIGHT MAN. Apparently, she is not too impressed with Justin. I could feel her shudder a thousand miles away. It was the highlight of my day.
When I think about ME I touch myself!
Don't forget that Cure classic:
The Love-pussies!
re: Justin Trudeau. He's not bad... pretty cute, actually.
And FB, you voted for STEPHEN HARPER and you have the nerve to call Pierre Trudeau an arse? SH is the biggest arseHOLE in Canadian history!!!
The wounds inflicted by Trudeau... hmmm, you mean like the Charter of Rights and Freedoms... which is the only reason I am now being treated like a first-class citizen of the country instead of a sub-human who doesn't deserve the same rights as every one else takes for granted. Sorry, but the Charter is Trudeau's greatest legacy and it completely outweighs any negatives from his days in office, most of which have long since been forgotten by most people, anyway (except for those few whinging Albertans who are still obsessed with the NEP).
On second thought, SH is just the biggest arsehole in recent Canadian history. I'm sure there were bigger arseholes in the distant past.
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corrected URL typo...
I only WISH I could make this shit up.
balony
Maybe poor Justin should have followed Ben Mulroney's footsteps. He seems quite happy as a vacuuous mannequin with a "Planet of the Apes" hairstyle.
Yeah, that's a much better calling..
I dunno, leather. I like his hair, but I've always been a sucker for dark curls. It is a real weakness.
Ahh Pam...I meant Ben. Put a picture of him beside any of the apes from the movie franchise and you'll see what I mean. Identical hairstyle.
Ewwww, Ben. If I woke up hungover and next to Ben, I'd quit drinking. I think I dislike him as much as his father. I didn't think that would ever be possible.
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