Britney Sucks Off a Moose
The vag wasn't enough. The dangerous driving wasn't enough. The public disdain for the aesthetic smear of a carelessly displayed Caesarean scar wasn't enough. The Madonna faux-lesbo kiss wasn't enough. The divorce, rehabs and head shaving bullshit weren't enough.Now what? A breakdown? Well, I guess fucking so.
This stuff happens to average people with no talent everyday. The trials and tribulations of the infinitely rich with no talent? Who the fuck cares. Get a life, world.
posted by K-Dough at 7:11 AM
29 Comments:
I guess this has to do with Britney shaving her head? I think people do need to get a life.
I am so out of the loop in the West on travels.
Must catch ET and quick.
No need chucker, if you read newspaper, all 'shocking' celeb news is somewhere on the corner of first page.
You know we are near the apocalypse when the CBC website (earlier today) has a Britney item and an OJ item in their "news" section.
Wow, and here I thought Manitoba minor leaguers had no fun at all.
Nice rack on that moose, though.
I don't like Britney and I don't care, but I feel sorry for her. I'd feel bad for anyone in her mental state. She's obviously lost it and had a huge audience watching. At least if I shaved my head and got a few tats the worst thing that would happen would be my mother jumping on a plane to kick my ass.
On the other hand, is this really news? I don't think so.
Unfortunately Pam, like it or not, it is news. It's more important to media and mouthbreathers than AIDS announcements, disasters and war.
This is the kind of shit we cram into our brains daily and we can't get enough of it. First, we make these no-talent idiots famous because we have no artistic standards or taste and then we revel in their demise.
Pam- I just re-read your comment and just got the rack thing. LOL!
I'm with you. I couldn't believe that it was "breaking news" on saturday.
Mishy Mish- Breakdown News.
Poor Britney
Dough come comment on Mikes fishing stories, I want him to see all the nice thumbnails when he reads tonight!
The interest in celebrities (in particular, no talent celebs) like Brit, Paris, etc. never ceases to amaze me. Who cares if Brit shaves her head or flashes her shaved private parts??? Or if her and Paris were at a party in LA last night??? It simply doesn't matter. Unfortunately, there's enough demand for these stories to keep them in the news. What a brutal statement about society.
K-dough, yesterday you mentioned that you had "banged" former First Lady Betty Ford. How about crazy Britney??? Did she ever make an appearance in your bedroom???
So what if I have a shaved head and tattoo's? So does K-dough!
FB: Have I banged Britney? Umm, does Don Cherry fantasize about young Quebecois men?
Let's just put it this way, before they were tampered with, the original lyrics for Oops! that I co-wrote were:
Oops I did it again
I came in your mouth
Got lost in the thrust...
You are a very, very bad boy.
...and I need to be treated as such. Punishment is due.
Your punishment is listening to 12 hours of Britney Spears while reading the National Enquirer.
What did you think it was going to be??
Ummmm, corporal punishment with a rolled up National Enquirer while I'm dressed in an assless 101 Dalmations costume?
Your assless Dalmation costume IS very flattering. Maybe I'll reconsider...
If someone followed me as celebs are followed by everyone, I would be forced to commit murder. Good thing I am not famous or I would be behind bars now;)
Joanne- yeah- I've seen the kind of low-lifes you hang out with! Guys with tattoos and leather pants....
Speak for yourself K;)
Seriously, I would lose my mind if I was followed around and photographed all the time. I don't even like running into people I've met at work when I am not working. It gives me the creeps if I see them in the grocery store or on the street.
I'm a little paranoid.
Pam - are your friends from work running around the grocery store in assless 101 Dalmations costumes???
No, not coworkers..People that I've met through work..The general public.
Believe me, I would not want to see any of my coworkers in assless anything. Not one bit.
Uh! I just got off the phone with Britney. God, she's sooooo messed up!!! I keep telling her how to improve her image, but will she listen? No!!! She runs right out and does the opposite. It's hard being a celeb confidante sometimes. I guess it's just a gay man's curse.
Pam: "Your punishment is listening to 12 hours of Britney Spears while reading the National Enquirer." I laughed out loud (literally!) when I read this.
And K-dough, nice one!: "Joanne- yeah- I've seen the kind of low-lifes you hang out with! Guys with tattoos and leather pants...." Oops. I did it again... sorry Leatherhands... and saying that when he's obviously got a huge crush on me. Oh well, the straight boys always do.
I know Pam, I know. It's so hard fending off all the unwanted advances. It gets tiring, you know?
Yes, I know. Poor sexy homo.
I'm sure there are plenty of us who would like to see this "moose-sucking-off" video. Any footage?
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