Top 10 Canadian Arse Lickers
Hey if Mary Walsh (nice boobs, eh?) can do it, so can K-Dough.
- Peter Mackay
- Belinda Stronach (tongues ass of all stripes)
- Howie Mandel (ever see those Boston Pizza commercials?)
- John Tory (and the ass depends on the position he's running for)
- David Emerson
- Garth Turner
- Wajid Khan
- Ben Mulroney (chin-in-ass disease)
- Stephen Harper (but only if it's a really tight American sphincter)
- K-Dough (ok, so sometimes I get over zealous and lose my way while venturing past the V Sector)
Note- Ok, so I just realized I cacked out on 4 smart ass possibilities. So I want YOU to write the bracketorial ass/bun pun for Mackay, Emerson, Turner and Khan.
Labels: Canadiana, Harpocrites, Politics, Red Scared, Stupid Lists, Top Canadian Lists
posted by K-Dough at 7:27 AM
7 Comments:
Hmmm. I would've put Steve Harpercrite higher up the list, but Peter MacKay definitely belongs in 1st place.
If I have to watch him acting like he's in puppy love with one more right-wing female foreign minister (Condoleeza Rice, Tzipi Livni, etc.) I am going to puke.
You will have to watch it cuz she's coming back like a bad fucking rash this week- Friday the lovers are meeting once again.
Ugh. Now if only the Palestinians would appoint a female foreign minister, Petey-Boy could shag for peace.
When you say "shag" you mean fearfully insert, whimper, withdraw and then naked cry, right?
And then go running back to his Labrador for sympathy.
Yep- he's a naked crier for sure.
Couldn't help but notice your list was very Tory heavy, K-dough. Obviously, a misprint. Where's a sample of the millions of left wing arse's??? To balance things out, here's my all-time Canadian Arse list!!!
10) Belinda - I agree K-dough, she'd eat any arse that benefits her.
9) Howard Hampton - an arse in a party of arse's.
8) David Peterson - an over confident arse.
7) Paul Martin - jealous old arse.
6) Stephane Dion - a new leader in the arse community.
5) Gilles Duceppe - leader of the French arse's.
4) Daulton McGinty - no further explanation required.
3) Jack Layton - needs to be put into the arse asylum after undergoing lobotomy at birth.
2) Jean Chretien - The "unable to speak English" arse.
1) Who else? The ultimate arse: Pierre Elliott Trudeau!!!
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