Top 10 Reasons the Leafs Suck
- Montreal Canadiens
- 40 Cupless Years - wait, that's 40 reasons.
- Andrew Raycroft
- Leafs 26th in league penalty kill
- Out of playoff contention again
- Montreal Canadiens 7th in conference: Leafs 10th.
- Missing body parts: No heart, No guts, No Balls.
- Montreal Canadiens 1st in league power play goals
- 40 More Cupless Years
- Montreal Canadiens
Labels: Canadiana, Hockey, Top Canadian Lists
posted by K-Dough at 3:30 PM
15 Comments:
Even though he's long gone, I still think Harold Ballard belongs on the list.
Ditto for Tie Domi.
and Pat Quinn!!!!!!!!!
It is so nice to have somewhere to discuss just how crappy the leafs are.
Halden- you are more than welcome to discuss the dismal existence of the great blue imposters any time here dude!
KMAN,
I love your list. I've been so selfishly consumed with work that I've ignored your lists in favour of keeping my blog going. But I loved all your lists -- except for the one where you said not nice things about the fabulous Stephen Harper. But that's okay.
11. The fab PM is a Leafs fan.
just one more reason to despise him
I must admit, I miss watching Pat Quinn scowl as the Leafs lost game after game.
Maybe that's the problem... 40 cupless years. If the shitheads would just wear a cup, maybe they wouldn' be such pussies in the corner.
And it's LEAVES.
As in Eats Shoots and Leaves.
11. Harold Ballard
12. Tie Domi
13. Because they let total fucking hottie Alyn McCauley go to San Jose.
14. They can't spell.
15. They eat, shoot and then leave the ice wide open to their opponents.
16. Alan Eagleson
17. For abandoning and then selling off Maple Leaf Gardens to Loblaws to become a fucking grocery store.
18. Because foreverblue likes them.
19. Because they're not fit to lick the Montreal Canadiens blades clean.
20. Because every time K-dough hosts a Montreal vs. Toronto hockey night, the Leafs suck (and not in a good way) and lose, like the losers they are.
21. Because a certain Leafs fan I know and love always brings a COLLAPSABLE Leafs chair with him to K-dough's Montreal vs. Toronto game nights. Yes, it really does collapse just like the Leafs!
Hey, this is fun...
ugh.
really at the end of the day what baring does an archaic rivalry hold?
I mean, back in the day it had heart.
Now, it's just kind of words.
I think all hockey players are marginally hotter than football, basketball and lacross players. But, not as hot as soccer players.
And, those are my thoughts on hockey.
When they fight, they need to try and rip more clothes off. And, I don't care if it's a Leaf or a Canadian or a friggin' Mighty effing Duck.
I wanna see it all... yeeeaaaah!
Karmacake,
You should check out Aussie Rules Football! Now THAT'S HOT!!!!!
the Leaf do have one thing the Habs don't -- Black and White photos of their last Stanley Cup team
Bwahahahahahah!
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