Top 10 Harper Budget Leaks

...in advance of the upcoming faux-budget from minority government finance faker, pointy-faced little Jim 'Pot o Gold' Flaherty.

1. New 6% poverty tax. If you want to be lazy and poor you're gonna pay for the priviledge, you fucking leeches!
2. 3 cents on every GST dollar to go to oil and gas R&D and production subsidies.
3. The Green Strategy: Subsidies for farmers to help reduce cattle flatulence so we can all breath cleaner air and reduce global warming.
4. $2 billion foreign aid package to the next US Republican presidential campaign.
5. 43% reduction in Ontario transfer payments diverted to Quebec - just to teach McGuinty a lesson about "what happens tuh guys who knows too much".
6. $30 million towards a "Get Those Fucking Indians Out Of My Park" native relocation strategy.
   
7. Corporate welfare program for unemployed/incarcerated CEOs, including "Fresh Start", a new integration into politics program.
8. Tax rebates on golfing equipment, used pick up trucks, paramilitary family paint ball outings, hunting gear, game processing equipment and shot guns.
9. Upon submission of charitable donation receipt for support of heart association, the Ministry of Finance will send you a 40 oz Black Angus steak.
10. New "Be A Good Girl" tax credit for women who give birth to more than 5 children within a 6 year period and stay at home reading a bible and cooking.