Pot-belly Persecuting Pot-heads
If you haven't heard, there is news today (HERE) that pot busts are up since Chretien's stoner bill died on the order paper a few years back. Yes, the men in blue are once again tickling the ideological prostates of the blue meanies on the hill in Ottawa.
It is ironic, though, that Harper doesn't support pot smokers, because he seems to have at least a few things in common with them. Both tend to spend inordinate amounts of time navel-gazing, eating junk food and eventually become emotionally disconnected with those closest to them.
What is this society coming to? All I know is next time you choose to blast a cap in the ass of some dude that dissed you in the parking lot at Burger King on Friday night, make sure you are not hauling off a big fattie while pulling the trigger -- you might actually have to spend some time in jail!
Peace out, yo.
It is ironic, though, that Harper doesn't support pot smokers, because he seems to have at least a few things in common with them. Both tend to spend inordinate amounts of time navel-gazing, eating junk food and eventually become emotionally disconnected with those closest to them.
What is this society coming to? All I know is next time you choose to blast a cap in the ass of some dude that dissed you in the parking lot at Burger King on Friday night, make sure you are not hauling off a big fattie while pulling the trigger -- you might actually have to spend some time in jail!
Peace out, yo.
Labels: Crime, Harpocrites
posted by K-Dough at 8:35 PM
11 Comments:
Point definitely made! I heard that report this morning and it really bothered me. I have mixed feelings about pot (ie...I'm not sure it should be legalized, I know plenty of friends who should have stopped long ago, I know when I smoke a j I'm tacitly supporting some very bad people, etc. ) but I can't think of a more harmless bunch of people to hassle than pot-smokers.
The oft-repeated rap that it's a "gateway drug" to bigger, badder drugs just doesn't hold up.
Going after Crystal Meth, Steroids, etc. would be a far more noble pursuit.
Speaking of "gateway" drugs- howz about a little tuhbacky for ya son?
K-Dough -- djou know where Chong is man? I heard he moved up there to Canada man, cuz like he thought Mexican Americans were allowed to puff the bud there.
Guess that was like a bad move huh bro?
I agree with LH. Weed seems like such small potatoes compared with drugs like meth. When is the last time you read about some pothead knocking off a gas station in a violent rage? Too much work.
Victim of crime testifying at trial:
Prosecutor: Will you please tell the court Jimmy, what happened the day you met Chaz at the skate park?
Jimmy: Uhh, like sure dude. Well, his eyes were all (laughs) puffy and red. And like I was eatin' my stash, and dude wouldn't leggo of my eggo. (laughs and drools on own chin) And plus, he like stole a bunch of my scooby snacks...(breaks into hysterics)
Judge: Order! I'll have order in this court!
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"bust a cap"
whaaa?
potsmokers?
you can't be serious.
wow, talk about being a little out of touch.
Those are the alcoholics.
"illicit... ": which sounds more 'illicit' to you?
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