Gunfire at US Capitol Complex?
I take it that good ole boy Cheney is drunk again? Happy F-Day!Labels: Booze, Fuk Amerika, Media, Stupid
posted by K-Dough at 2:04 PM
Friday, May 26, 2006
I take it that good ole boy Cheney is drunk again? Happy F-Day!About Me
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You see, this is why we need guns, to protect against guys like Cheney.
The only guns K-Dough supports are:
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Love Guns!!!!
K-Dough, cheney was practicing his shooting skills in the capitol complex. He was afraid that if he goes in the fields outside of the city he might shoot his friend again. If he shot someone in the capitol complex he could always blame it on some guy out for revenge.
Dan Quayle- is that you posing as Joanne?
K-Dough, why would you think I am a former US VP. God, that is the second worst title you could give me, the first being President of the US.
Pam- funny you mention that. The other day we were at brunch, and some kid was out on the street with a toy gun. My wife said "who the fuck would give a kid a toy gun to play with?"
And it struck me for the first time: When I was kid we played army. We all had toy guns. We pretended to kill each other. It was cool.
These days, in Toronto, at least it's not such a good idea to do that in public. Let alone, to teach your kid that it's cool to shoot your friends. You know, with people getting shot all the time and such.
Strange how things change.
Yeap, K-Dough, we were doing a toy drive thing for christmas for kids and we raised money to do buy toys but we were told not to buy any gun toys. when I was a kid, I remember I had my water gun and I used to attack my firends with my water gun.
Someone bought my husband a BB gun when he was about 12 and be shot and killed a chipmunk. That was the last time he went hunting.We don't have guns in the house. Hell, I'm not comfortable having a really sharp knife in the house when we are fighting.
I'm not so opposed to cap guns and water guns. My son feels bad about using live bait to fish, he will not be a gang-banger.
Pam, I am really scared of the 'butchers knife' that my mom has in the cutlery cabinet in the kitchen. I still have the scars from two years ago when I cut my hand with a can opener and had to get 6 stitches.
Anyways this is getting a little dark- like Dick Cheney's urine sample! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha-
ohhh I slay myself.'
Thanks folks- I'm here all week.
Urine sample...
You have such a potty mouth.
I'm not spanking you again, so just forget it.
Dats what dey all say.
Would you let your child have a water gun, K? Seriously.
I worry sometimes that I'm raising my kids in such a different world than back in the 70s.
Pam- we are raising our kids in a different world. Water gun? I think so- in an appropriate setting, i.e. in the backyard and not fake shooting people with it on the TTC.
Good thing I'm not a betting man.
I would have bet the mortgage money that it was the crooked Democrat with the freezer full of marked bribe money who took his head off.
Just shows to go ya.
BTW, the next 'pop' you hear will be me offing myself when Jesse Jackson comes to that arsehole's defense, saying he's innocent and that it's all plot by 'the man'.... blah blah blah...
LOL...I guess that might be a little inappropriate on the TTC. I get so freaked out on the TTC that if someone snaps their gum beside me I almost pee my pants.It's best that I don't live in Toronto.
Next pop you hear from me will be the champagne when they throw Cheney's oil and gin soaked bitch ass in the slammer, so he can experience first hand the new old-wrinkled-man-with-heart-problems fetish currently in vogue with 400 pound black convict bi-sexual body builders.
k-dough... That was a laugh out loud post! Quite the visual. Thanks!
Finally, "there's a big pink pig painting the lobby", so I think it's time to head out...
Have a great weekend everyone!! ... and thanks for talking to the neo con.
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Great- now that I've got that out of my system, I'm off to ameliorate more inner rage in Friday night cocktail land.
If you are hanging around here while I'm gone behave yourselves kids!
o/t, but real poll results still show my option leading 13 votes to 11.
Whachou talkin'bout Willis?
Pam,
Fave toy when I was a kid...Man From Uncle gun. Wouldn't let my boy go anywhere near anything that real looking today.
Big goofy looking multi-coloured water pistol? No problem.
Well, that's it. I've finally finished preparing for my move tomorrow. Enjoy your day all, shopping, drinking, shagging, etc., while I am schlepping my meagre possessions up and down elevators and into/out of a van. Why am I not rich? Why don't I have PEOPLE?
By the way, chucker, you never did post a pic of your "outrageous good looks" (to quote your blog) that are supposed to make Canada a better place. My Canada includes outrageously good-looking guys. What do you say? How are you going to make my Canada better, eh?
Enough flirting with neo-cons for one night. I will be off for a few days at least. Until I get my apartment set up and my Internet connected, etc.
Don't miss me too much (haha! just try not to!).
Screw those Taiwanese built water guns kids.
Buy ParaArms.
Canadian built by people who live next door.
Why yet another interesting coincidence. Just yesterday I was reminiscing about the last time I had a Glock stuck in my face.
homo,
I also wondered about chucker's outrageously good looks. I could use a few outrageously good looking men in my life. Good luck with your move. Maybe you will have an outrageously good looking neighbour that can't speak English but loves to cook and shag (this is my dream guy).
leather,
My son has a pile of those huge water guns and they fall into the "assault" category. He is not allowed to soak me, his sisters, any kids in the area that don't want to get wet or the pets. He waters the flowers with them most of the time.
picture a young Robert Redford, but a little more muscular and perhaps a inch more menacing.
(an actual photograph is impossible for I believe cameras steal people's souls.)
CC- you're a vampire! I knew it!
I would just like to thank the editor of Vanity Fair for putting ANDERSON COOPER on the cover of this month's edition.
Next time, though, would it kill you to get a picture of him in a swimsuit? Pretty please?
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