Tuesday, May 23, 2006

New Look- Same Stripes

Ok, ok, ok. So you CPC supporters got all pissed at me yesterday for targetting neo-cons. Well, I'm offering you a new reason to put up with my ignorant tirades. I've changed my colours. Maybe this new look will change your minds? Look, I'm a politi-slut and I don't care who knows it! Afterall, I just finished reading Belinda's book How to Make Friends, Reduce Them To Tears and Influence Your Own Fortunes.

And for the record CC, I did not call the Pope a neo-con. Although, I'm sure he believes all wives should be chained to stoves, squeezing out god-fearing sheep-babies and obeying their masters (of course, that is only for the lucky ones: If you work for the church, it's exclusively a guilt-plagued same sex diet for you!).

But seriously, I just want to say I don't think all CPC supporters are hateful Christian fundamentalist Bushophiles. Neither do I believe all Liberals are lying, cheating, fraudulent power-mongers. I don't believe all NDPers are gay, tofu-gorfing stoned dreamers either. And I certainly don't hate anyone who doesn't hurt others purposely.

Now, can't we all just kiss, make up (or out) and cross the floor?

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36 Comments:

Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

K-Dough,

I wasn't upset at all. I'm a long-time listener, many-time caller. If I can't take a little nudging, I'm not much use.

Meanwhile, Scott Tribe has attempted to muzzle me on CanConv. Scratch attempted: has muzzled me.

That really pisses me off.

11:43 AM, May 23, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

What's the deal?????

11:44 AM, May 23, 2006  
Blogger Joe Calgary said...

Tribe muzzled you... sounds like a good reason to try that new spamgenerator I bought. heh.

11:57 AM, May 23, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Mark something- seems to happen to everyone I have sex with for a variety of reasons, so if you are in the market for tears you will first need to get me really fucking drunk and then take advantage of me.

Just like back in the day at Sunday Scho- oh nevermind.

12:01 PM, May 23, 2006  
Blogger Joe Calgary said...

Freedom of speech... it's okay as long as I hear what I like.

Luckily, I like damn near everything.

12:13 PM, May 23, 2006  
Blogger Joe Calgary said...

That was very well put K-Dough.

12:34 PM, May 23, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

Mr. Tribe says I post my annoucements in the wrong categories on CanConv.

He's now grandmaster moderator and has told me to watch what I do or be banned from the Blogoshere.

Why me? About 12 people read my blog each day. Take out family members, and that leaves Joe Calgary, Lois and K-Dough's crew.

Ah well. Nothing like a stiff-collared regulator to unite us.

12:38 PM, May 23, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Even if he did have an issue with the posting-under-wrong-category thing the public statement and "warning" was power tripping and unprofessional. He might think you are a politico/party mouthpiece trying to wage war online. Set him straight.

You should e-mail him privately and discuss this with him. I was just about to post on it but reconsidered. It's moderator madness I tell you.

12:43 PM, May 23, 2006  
Blogger Sheena said...

WTF is Can Conv?
I read your stuff, ChuckerCanuck. And even sent a link to your Magic Bullet post to a friend of mine who got suckered into buying 2.

12:43 PM, May 23, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

BTW- from now on, you should just post everything under Current Events.

12:44 PM, May 23, 2006  
Blogger Leatherhands said...

I read Tribe's heavy-handed thing on Chucker's blog earlier and thought it was a joke. Seriously. Especially the "new title" part. I can't get the image of Cliff Clavin out of my mind.

1:06 PM, May 23, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

Funny, leather, I was thinking Newman. (Its hard to picture, with exception of the regulars at this site, bloggers being anything less than fat and pasty.)

Sheena, I read your blog too - and it makes me jealous!

1:11 PM, May 23, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Duhh oh yeah and hey kids- I almost forgot:

You have to vote in the new poll on my front page!

1:11 PM, May 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

K-Dough, your poll is funny but I don't think I want you for PM. How about you for U.S president. maybe you should put that option there.

1:40 PM, May 23, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Joanne: Better be careful - tomorrow I might be doing a "Joanne" poll!

1:46 PM, May 23, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

wait a second.

two of the options are really the same thing. that's like splitting the vote. You know - when they decided on the name Thunder Bay, it was because the referendum offered three choices:

Thunder Bay
Lakehead
The Lakehead

Splitting the vote.

Homo and I voted the same way without knowing it and that makes our total vote actually 3.

7:53 PM, May 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't think it was a fair question. How much do you love us, k-dough? And really, some of us haven't seen you naked. How can we judge how much we love you if we haven't seen your bare ass? I'm not making THAT mistake again.
Next you'll be asking for a commitment and following us around, checking for our comments on other blogs.It's too soon. I'm sorry.

8:50 PM, May 23, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Even though we've never actually met - I'm sure we've had sex. At least, in a strictly chemical way.

8:55 PM, May 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure if we did it was great. In a strictly chemical way, of course.

9:09 PM, May 23, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

It was - but I did have a little chemical chaffing going on afterwards. I think I had way too much tequila during Bon Jovi's set. By the time I got back stage it was zombie wolf time...and, well the rest is 80s rock history!

9:16 PM, May 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But Pam, tell K-dough the cold, hard truth: that the sex was better with me.

9:27 PM, May 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, not this again. Chaffing? You had that rash BEFORE we met and you know it.

9:28 PM, May 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's not ready to hear it, homo.It would be too much for his "fragile" ego.

9:30 PM, May 23, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

I don't agree. The sex was more forced with you homo- and I was much more drunk!

9:34 PM, May 23, 2006  
Blogger Leatherhands said...

It's been hurting when I pee for about ten years now, but I'm getting used to it. The big new scab on the back of my neck is freaking me a bit though. What does that mean? Anybody???!!!

9:48 PM, May 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geee, K-Dough I didn't know that you love me this much to make a poll about me on your blog. If you want you can do it, I always welcome publicity(bad or good).
And I still think you would do a better job than Bush as US president.

12:06 AM, May 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it hurts when you pee, then you might have a kidney or bladder problem (hopefully not).
I don't know about scabs.
My dad had kidney stones, and it showed him hell until he went to get x-ray to find out what was wrong.

12:31 AM, May 24, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Leather: Oooooh, neck scabs and painful urethras? Dr. K-Dough says that can only be caused by one thing. I think you have an advanced case of Scaly Goose- Necked Shaftitis. It can lead to death of your social life, if you don't get it checked now!!!

9:59 AM, May 24, 2006  
Blogger Leatherhands said...

Sorry Joanne...that was a gross joke meant only for hard-assed road dogs like K-Dough. I will try not to assault your fresh, feminine ears with disgusting rock talk. (Emphasis on "Try")

10:11 AM, May 24, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Scaly Goose- Necked Shaftitis I said!!!!!!!!!!!

10:12 AM, May 24, 2006  
Blogger Leatherhands said...

K-Dough,
Thanks for my first belly laugh. They've been in short supply lately.

10:14 AM, May 24, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Don't laugh too hard- the scab might break and ooze down your back. Then you are in real trouble!!!!!!!!!!!

10:16 AM, May 24, 2006  
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