More Sex Says Pope
The Pope recently criticized Canada for being too secular, which according to the infinite wisdom of the Catholic cult, errrr, church, is the reason we have a low birth rate. Duh, maybe it has something to do with the fact that the socio-economic reasons behind having numerous children went out with burning witches and the bubonic plague?
Seriously though. What relevance does the Catholic church hold these days in developed nations? Faith is a wonderful thing. Everyone needs it. If you don't have it you should really spend some time divining it. But who, in their right minds, listens to a bunch of frocked antiquarians sermon about morals and global population growth? Is that what we need right now? More humans on this earth? Especially in a country consumed by consumption, that leaves an environmental footprint the comparative size of Sasquatch feet?
Look I've got nothing much against you good Pope, but keep your pagan old world superstitions to yourself. Wake the fuck up dude.
Seriously though. What relevance does the Catholic church hold these days in developed nations? Faith is a wonderful thing. Everyone needs it. If you don't have it you should really spend some time divining it. But who, in their right minds, listens to a bunch of frocked antiquarians sermon about morals and global population growth? Is that what we need right now? More humans on this earth? Especially in a country consumed by consumption, that leaves an environmental footprint the comparative size of Sasquatch feet?
Look I've got nothing much against you good Pope, but keep your pagan old world superstitions to yourself. Wake the fuck up dude.
Labels: Philosophy, Religion, Sex
posted by K-Dough at 10:19 PM
32 Comments:
It's my understanding that Catholic church is "rethinking" their views on traditional birth control. This has been a really grey area for many, many years with practicing Catholics. I asked a Sister about this when I was going through Marriage Encounter (required before marriage in the Roman Catholic Church) and she agreed that most Catholic families were practicing birth control.
I certainly will never defend the Church's views on birth control, abortion and homosexuality. Many of us pick and choose what we believe, even if that is frowned on.
"The Pope recently criticized Canada for being too secular, ..."
Woo Hoo! We must be doing something right.
Pam- To be honest, I think it is a desperate plea to manufacture more Catholics in the face of declining stock.
K-dough,
Exactly, but that is a known fact. It's never been much of a secret.Good Catholics make lots of baby Catholics.
I was a corpse for about 5 or 6 years at one point. Best time of my life.
K-dough: "Can't wait to see what he says about your new single generation country of non-viable party sluts. "
He'd probably call us "selfish hedonists". Oh wait, someone's already done that. Oh well! I won't lose any sleep over not bringing children into a world that's going to hell in a handbasket. If I did, though, I'd be sure to decorate the handbasket with some nice ribbon.
PS: K-dough, I need to borrow your drill again to take my bed apart (next weekend's moving weekend!). Would you bring it to work this week for me?
PPS: Please and thank you.
The Mafia captured the Pope and held him for ransome. The Church refused to pay. The Mafia, being all Catholics, couldn't bring themselves to kill a Pope, so they decided to have some fun before releasing him. The gig was that the Pope would have to fuck a whore before he was let go. The Pope refused. The Mafia, being good salespeople, reminded him that as long as they held him the Church was like a ship without a rudder.
So the Poppa agreed as long as three conditions were met.
He said," First shea musta be blind so shea not asee who do thisa horrible thing to her.
Second, shea musta be deaf so shea not ahear who do thisa horrible thing to her.
Third, shea musta hava beeg tits".
homo- is that some sort of queer euphemism for having a rendezvous together? Because you know I'm straight. How many times do we have to go through this?
23 or 24 drunken encounters, I mean mistakes, do not a gay man make!
An old Italian woman in my neck of the woods says that if the Pope don't play the game, he shouldn't get to make the rules!
Squid- there are old Italian women in prison- ummmm, I mean, Alberta?
I would have thought a perogy eating blogger like you would be a nice Catholic boy, K.
Am I right?
Ah, Alberta, home of the free and the land of the rich, the envy of Ontarians and haven for Newfies.AND the last stronghold of the independant thinkers!
Real pierogie (verenyky) eaters are orthodox. Me? I'm a buddhist- believe it or not...
Try growing up a Ukrainian Baptist.
The Pope is one thing, but why do creepy weird old men like Michael Coren and David Warren care so much about angle of my birth canal and what has or has not been in it?
Sorry. Having a tough time shaking certain visuals that popped into my head this morning while reading my free Western Standard a tad hung over this morning.
Wow...got a bit of a wine buzz going...dinner will be extraordinary, though the cook may be stammering a little a la Galloping Gourmet...
Seriously, if any of you ever participate in one of our dinner parties, you will know what it is to eat.
K-Dough: you really moving?
Homo: How big is your drill? (I just got a 12.5 volt....rocks!)
I'm kind of nothing, religion wise and I'm a bit lost in that respect...life and death wise. (The God of music only appears on her own terms...) Out of all the popular religions, Catholicism has always struck me as the most archaic, in terms of how deep their heads are in the sand.
Man, we're having a bad weekend. First the Da Vinci Code and then K-Dough called the Pope "dude".
And who is having all this sex, by the way? I think it's homo.There certainly isn't much else to do in this weather.
I always thought this planet has limited resources and there is a major overpopulation problem. At 6.5 billion people we can't keep going the way we have. I think we doubled since 1950. The Pope isn't thinking ahead.
blarney - I'll get sent to hell for just commenting.
dino: I wasn't talkin' 'bout the other Catholic pass time...
leather: I am not moving but you are drunk, so you probably only see blurry images.
I'm drunk too, if it's any consolation and wine is the culprit as well! (Although Sheena would surely scoff at my selection...)
BEAJ:
You have the best name in all of all Blogonia, I must say.
I think the baby machine needs to be slowed down in the east and africa because they are building up the world population. Canada is good at its present point. And people have babies in Canada when they feel they are emotionally and financially ready to have kids or when they are in their teens with lots of hormones but no birth control.
It might have been helpful if the Pope had let us in on a few of the hot Papa's sexual techniques. It might help the church's ratings if he sexed it up a bit. Especially with a Pope who possesses the sexual energy of a sleek, coiled jungle cat!
Squid: "Ah, Alberta, home of the free and the land of the rich, the envy of Ontarians and haven for Newfies.AND the last stronghold of the independant thinkers!"
It's kind of funny, but I don't know a single Ontarian who envies Alberta.
And the last stronghold of independent thinkers? Are you for real? Is that why you all vote, lemming-like, for King Ralph and his merry band of big-spending, tax-cutting, homeless-abusing, earth-polluting, hicks? Is that thinking independently? Come on!
Pam, no I am not having all the sex. In fact, lately, I am not having any sex, and am quite fed up with it! You wanna have sex?
Leatherhands, it's not K-dough who's moving. I am moving next weekend, and need to take my bed apart. K-dough lent me his Black and Decker power drill to put it together, so, to put it scientifically, his lending it to me to take it apartt is obviously the equal and opposite reaction to that action.
homo,
Sure, that sounds great.It's been a lonnggg weekend for me. If I get you drunk and have my way with you, it will just be a straight encounter, er, mistake. Right, K? I think he has the drunken gay/straight sex manual.
homo: its kind of funny but i don't know a single ontarion who envies alberta
homo, for your info., all the envious ontarions have moved to alberta.
If it wasn't for Sunday mass... I'd have to put up with my mother all day, instead of just the late afternoon.
The Catholic Church rocks!! Depending on your view of course.
"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!" George Bernard Shaw
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