Answers to Burning Questions

In response to numerous recent questions from fans, I've composed the following answers about the likes and dislikes of the real K-Dough:

No, I don't like Pina Coladas or getting caught in the rain. I agree that we are here for a good time, not a long time and that we should have a good time because the sun can't shine every day.

My love is larger than life. I will always love you. When I think about you, yes, I do I touch myself. I want to fuck you like an animal, regardless of the fact that you want to love me tender. I never say "oops", because I never cry. I'm easy like a Sunday morning, except when there's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza.

My address is 665- I'm the neighbour of the beast. I wear a black coat, white shoes, black hat and drive a pink cadillac for chrissakes. I like a man with a slow touch...wait, just joking. Take me down slow and easy, you hobo humpin' slobo babe!

In closing, I'd just like to say although I bet you'd look good on the dance floor, you should still bang your head, cuz metal health will drive you mad and then you'll end up slammin' in the back of my Dragula.

The party's over, so get the fuck out.

P.S. I love you.