Thursday, May 04, 2006

Sober Thursday: Blue Christmas

Sorry to harper on this subject kids, but tax credits are no substitute for dedicated funding with strings attached. There is a much more sinister cryptic message stowing away in Flaherty's budget about the direction of this neo-con minority. It reads we want no part in responsibly governing provinces. We want no part in doling out to provinces. And most importanly, it says only those who pay - and especially those who pay the most- deserve our assistance. In the blue-tinted vision of Flaherty and his provincial boyfriends, John Baird and Two-Tier Tony Clement, only taxpayers are human. Everyone else is just a blood sucker on the soft, white underbelly of the giant shark of consumerism, whose eyes roll back in ecstasy with every X-Box purchase. In fact, in the twisted caverns of neo-con thought, somehow consumer purchasing power seems to be equivocated with the concept of economy itself.

Bill Graham was right yesterday when he stood in the house and said roughly what you are witnessing is the first neo-conservative budget in Canada's history. Make no mistake. This is not some new, progressive CPC at work. These are the same "tax cut create jobs" zombies that decimated Ontario's social policy and fiscal health. They are the ugly three Mr. Sisters of the Apocalypse of Caring.

Get ready for cooked books, hidden deficits and cheap $100 cheque mail-outs to whore a week of good polling numbers. Get ready for cuts that cut lose the wounded, drifting vulnerable in our society, like shark bait. Aboriginals were just an easy first target. Next thing you know, the health and social transfer will be axed in favour of sudsidizing the sick and lame with
50% off Your Next iPod Purchase vouchers.

53 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kathryn Humphries... mmmm...

8:47 AM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

I see the short bus stopped here again today.

This blog is a microcosm of what happens when governments try to communicate serious issues to humans. And we wonder why everything is so dumbed and dumbered down these days...

Yesterday's comments section proved that. In fact, everyday's comments prove that.

Sex and irreverence trump serious discussion, while the squared-spectacled geek squad is at the helm of policy debate abd decision making.

Not that I'm disappointed or stricken by revelation, just observing. I love you all in many ways, that are oft times painful.

9:07 AM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

correct.

the days of the K-Dough planning committee telling us what's responsible and good for us are over.

thank, friggin' god.

Liberte!

9:14 AM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

You just wait though Chucker- I'm planning a major uprising- and when you see what it is that will be rising, you will be scared. Very scared.

In fact, I advise you to lock your back door right now!

9:21 AM, May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

K-dough, we all struggle with this blogwise. Your blend of humour and seriousness often makes it hard to determine which way to turn.

That being said, I am as angry about this as you are. We are witnessing a guy squarely in the libertarian tradition of political thought pretend he's a Mulroney conservative within the liberal (broadly speaking) tradition.

And, contrary to what most people think, Harper's current brand of conservatism isn't a return to Mulroney, but a long-term strategy to win a majority government so that the Straussian Sense Revolution can be brought to bear on all Canadians.

You and I will walk away unscathed, with more money in our pockets to buy delicately painted Imari bowls, while the poorer of us struggle to afford dinted cans of tuna with the tax increases no one seems to be outraged about, not even the poor, because it is so shameful to be poor these days that no one wants to admit they're plankton in the great economic chain of being.

Harper et al. will pander to our worst instincts with their incoherent ideology, and no one will notice because the corrosive belief that the government takes everyone's "hard-earned" money is so widespread as to be nearly unstoppable.

That's it's far more complicated than this is nearly impossible to see out there. You sound the alarm, and one can read about it in Harper's, but really K-dough, who has time to read or think these days?

9:46 AM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

ALT: Sorry what were you saying? I was collating my instant banking receipts. Anyways- did you see American Idol last night? Like, wow.

9:50 AM, May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, I know!!! I just voted Paris as a Fashion Victim!! Poor girl, but hey, that's show business!

9:55 AM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Tee hee hee ha ha ha- wanna go get a bubble tea, sit oustide the Gap and make fun of homeless people? OL hahaha ha LOl. LMAO. Ha ha ha. I love AShley Macisaac. He is dreamy. or is it dreaming? I dunno. LMAO.

10:01 AM, May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, why did you have to drag Bubble Tea into this? There are so few things in life I enjoy.

10:09 AM, May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You hit the nail on the head...I lived under Mike Harris and this budget smacks of that government 100%...... would make one sick to have to go through that again

10:12 AM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

J-Dog: re: your shivers:

You may want to book yourself in to the Deloitte & Touche Tax Spa and Dandy Retreat to cure what ails you. It's all the rage on Bay!

10:13 AM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

shivering liz could come to Quebec and point out how the poor fair better here.

10:16 AM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Liz- I'd like to hit Flaherty on the head- with a copy of the Magna budget, and the follow-up Liberal economic statement that proved Harris and Eves were full of shit when they lied to the public for years about balanced budgets.

10:17 AM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Chucker- c'mon! The poor in Quebec eat foie gras, nibble on baguettes and cheese and drink merlot every day.

10:18 AM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

exactly, K-Dough, and its making us all very, very fat.

10:28 AM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Ahhhhh- that's why Harper loves Quebecers so much. Ducks of a feather...

10:29 AM, May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shouldn't we just ignore everyone else and focus on ourselves? Isn't society a "me-society"? Don't each of our own personal universes revolve around ourselves? Then why do we pretend to think the government will care about others if we only care about ourselves?

I guess we're just damn nice caring people... but I'll still take that $400 rebate cheque... it's cute calling it a "rebate" when it's our money in the first place.

I don't know what I'm getting at.

10:42 AM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Peter: Last time I focussed on myself I was arrested on the TTC. I won't do that again.

1:23 PM, May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

K-Dough my man,
The weak support in Toronto for the Cons was no surprise. I've always been amazed at the lack of MSM reminders that Flaherty, Baird, Clement et al. were the very guys who completely fucked up Ontario's economy. That's why the tax cut thing has never really sold in the GTA...we all know from experience that tax cuts = hospitals closing, poor people getting shit on, public labour strife, etc. For all you non-Ontarians out there, I can say with reasonable certainty that McGuinty's liberals pretty much won by promising not to be a bunch of simplistic assholes. We'd had enough, thank you.
Yet, day after day, the MSM is raking Bob Rae over the coals for his record as Ontario's premier during the worst recession in recent history; we should all be reminded because he's a leadership candidate for a struggling party that may at some point be in power again one day.
How about the current fucking FINANCE MINISTER of the country, who helped leave Ontarion with a...what was it...$12 billion dollar defecit? Maybe everybody should have been reminded of that?

1:26 PM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

well, leather, with great affection:

the PQ have closed hospitals, schools, merged cities, delivered salary cuts to public servants, created a doctor shortage, etc, etc

no tax cuts came with that action.
no benefits came with that action.
our unemployment rate is still way worse than Ontario's.
our income levels are still far below Ontario's.

I guess the reason why we don't see your point is that the same stuff happened here under the banner of "peace, love and communism".

The "socialist" PQ were as much assholes as the Ontario PCs.

Further, the biggest assholes of the game were the federal Liberals who unilaterally (translate for this site: George W Bush style) slashed transfers to the provinces at that time.

1:46 PM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Chucker - that was a sign of the times though. They squeezed out the fed conservatives and beat them at their own game. The one true attractive virtue of Liberalism to me is flexibilty to move with, an economy (or society for that matter) rather than superficially trying to control it, under the constraints of irony, static ideology. Not when global forces and regional trade networks shape markets and economies. History is fluid and dynamic, not linear.

But that's just me...

1:53 PM, May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chucker, You'll get no argument from me about how useless the Liberal feds have been.
You must appreciate though, the eerie feeling we got over here watching that little Flaherty guy delivering a budget, while Clement and Baird were applauding him in the background.
I wish there was someone with a little more credibility than Skeletor Graham doing the finger-wagging.

1:58 PM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

k-dough, your last thought makes you prime material for Harpermania.

leather, I understand how violently you can react to those guys, rest assured, they all answer to the boss. He'll keep everything in check for you.

btw, did you notice my little nod to you in today's post at chuckercanuck?

why not flip over to the con side and see!

2:02 PM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

ps.

Skeletor is one of the great villains in pop culture. I knew Skeletor, and Leatherhands, Bill Graham is no Skeletor!

2:03 PM, May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Yeah Chucker? You've met Harper, but I actually met the guy who dubbed the French dialogue for Skeletor...and watched him in action!
Now I'm heading to your blog to find out what you're up to..

2:09 PM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Chucker- never! Never shall I cross the floor like those other politico-sluts, and betray my creed.

Never shall I sully this snakeskin jacket that, for me, is a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom. (Credit: Nicolas Cage as ex-con Sailor Ripley in Wild at Heart)

2:10 PM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

k-dough,

anyone who quotes Wild At Heart has me forever as a fan. next thing, you'll be singing Love Me Tender to us all.

2:15 PM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

You're perfect for me too Peanut...

2:18 PM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

how did it go???? take a bite out of peach?

2:21 PM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

She pulled back those tight orange pants and said, "Take a bite of Peach."

2:27 PM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

man, oh, man. I'm back to craving inferno.

2:35 PM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even picture Toto, from "The Wizard of Oz." But I warn you, my dog is always with me. WOOF!

2:45 PM, May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, K-dough, you've lost me. I've been admiring the new office handyman and I'm a little befuddled.

Are you talking about your dog or are we playing another game?

3:20 PM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Is his name Schneider?

3:58 PM, May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

K-dough, seriously, he is one hot guy. I hired him and now I'll have to break things to get him back here. I'm trying to break my keyboard tray so he'll be stuck under my desk for a while. I'm not sure if he can actually fix anything but who cares??

4:07 PM, May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jdog, thanks. I saw that movie years ago but I'll rent it again.

4:08 PM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

You hired an IT guy and you want hom under your desk? He must be one os those idiot savant good looking IT guys ....

4:34 PM, May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, God..Not an IT guy. A "fix things" guy. You know, to move furniture and fix whatever we break. Is it possible that there are hot IT guys?

5:09 PM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger Sheena said...

Jesus. Missed the first round of playoffs AND the first Harper budget.

I've been reading front page stories about Bolivia's nationalization of the gas fields all week and blood soaked riots at the faculty of medicine.

Nice to come home to a bit of light reading.

5:29 PM, May 04, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

oh awesome, the princess of power is here. maybe she could settle something:

Would you say Skeletor has more presence and pinache than Bill Graham? You have met the guy, right?

8:56 PM, May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Peter, who the fuck is Kathryn Humphries??? You STILL have not answered my question!

By the way, has anyone else noticed that neo-cons are totally unsexy. I would never sleep with a neocon.

In fact, this cute guy tried picking me up once in a bar and I got into an argument with him about politics. He supported the freaking REFORM PARTY (now, admittedly, that's no different than supporting the so-called Conservatives nowadays). I mean, I thought, how the fuck can a gay guy support the REFORM PARTY!!!!!

Sorry Chucker, but you're sex appeal drops markedly with every step you take to the right. I mean, who in their right mind would ever sleep with Ezra Levant?

So speaketh HomoSuperior.

K-dough: "I love you all in many ways, that are oft times painful." -- Yeah, and if you try to love me like that again, I'm calling the cops, so stop trying to slip roofies in my beers.

By the way, when was it that PARIS became a girl's name? When I was a kid (and no, that was NOT back in ancient Greece -- I wish!), Paris was a man's name.

Pam, I'm going to break my chair tomorrow! How do I get your handyman to come and fix me, I mean, fix it.

11:37 PM, May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pardonnez-moi, tout le monde for interrupting, but Stephen Harper and Gilles Duceppe have agreed on the destruction and partition of Canada. Stephen Harper becomes Governer of the newly created and very rich 51st state of Alberta and Gilles Duceppe becomes Président de la République Québécoise The rest of us alternately cry and laugh until we choke on our own saliva.

12:19 AM, May 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

K-Dough, your blog is like a breath of FRESH Air after I waited 5 frigging hours for Harper to arrive at T.O. so I could snap a few pics of him in order to perform radical surgery on them on my photo shop and then post them on my blog.
I am in love with your original post and some people up here are way too funny. I spent a few mins LMAO.

1:11 AM, May 05, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Ti- "The rest of us alternately cry and laugh until we choke on our own saliva."
- Either way, that describes a routine day for me though.

J: Tanx. I cried. I laughed. I peed my pants. And so on...

6:40 AM, May 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

homo,
I share with my friends. I'll give you his number. I bet he flirts with both sexes. You are too funny. By the way, I HAD to do a google on Kathyrn Humphries weeks ago. She's on one of the Toronto radio stations and is QUITE average looking (sorry Perter). We'd have much more fun with the handy man.

7:49 AM, May 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Pam. I just looked her up. She's sort of pretty, but yeah, not exactly what I was expecting. She's certainly no Halle Berry.

By the way, did you ever hear that song, I think it was called My Handyman Ain't Handy No More, by Alberta Hunter? If not, you've all got to listen to it. It's fantastic! I never thought it was possible to cram in so much sexual innuendo into one 4-minute song; lines like:

"he greases my griddle", and he "fixes my sink".

8:57 AM, May 05, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

"...and spreads my zamboni all over his rink."

9:26 AM, May 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha! Good one Chucker.

9:42 AM, May 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's hilarious. I'll check it out.Spreading my zamboni all over his rink? Now I'm blushing.

9:57 AM, May 05, 2006  
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