Have I No Shame?
Hey kids! Today is Uncle K-Dough's birthday. In his modest K-way, he is inviting you all to shower him with well wishes and e-kisses for a coming year full of plentiful absurd thoughts, lots of sex, money, peace and joy. K-Dough also invites you to call him a self-centred ass for referring to himself in the third person- like he just did there. And again there. And again, coming up, just after this.
As a token of his affection, K-Dough would like to impart these precious words of wisdom to his flock on this auspicious day, which were transmitted to him via a very wise woman once: If you must drink excessively tonight, please wear an adult diaper and try not to smash your head on the coffee table again, ok? Because if you do, I will step on your throat until you choke to death in your sleep, you stupid jackass.
As a token of his affection, K-Dough would like to impart these precious words of wisdom to his flock on this auspicious day, which were transmitted to him via a very wise woman once: If you must drink excessively tonight, please wear an adult diaper and try not to smash your head on the coffee table again, ok? Because if you do, I will step on your throat until you choke to death in your sleep, you stupid jackass.
26 Comments:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY K-DOUGH!!!!!
Oh, and if I could, I'd send you that picture of Gene Simmons with the rose clenched in his teeth.
Happy Birthday, you sexy thang! I should have known you were a Taurus man.
Sending you my e-love...
Thnx kiddies. I love you all- plebes, love slaves and adoring rabble!!!
Oops- and I almost forgot:
Dear Peter- blow me. Please.
Oh all right, have a nice birthday. My Leafs remain superior but enjoy getting older.
I'm still not as old as most Leaf players.
HIPPY BIRDDAY, K-DOW!
FROM UR BIGGIES FANS.
No present to me. A present to Loaf fans though...
Good luck next year, and the year after, and the year after, and so on...
Any exciting/illegal/immoral plans for your birthday, Blog King?
Well, firstly, I'm cutting out early to get myself a nice, relaxing massage...and then stumbling to a downtown bar to over-imbibe with some awesome peeps.
Such a gorgeous day for it too, here in the T Dot! 21 degrees and not a cloud in the sky!
It's a lovely day in la capital as well. The sun is out, and the Stanely Cup is headed this way. What more could we ask for?
Pam, keep dreaming darling.
now, the cup really is headed that way, except it turns left where the 40 meats the 417.
turns right, I mean. oh shit, I've jinxed us.
You worry too much Chucker.
And besides, let's just take this slowly- one glorious victory at a time.
Vive les habitants!
K-Dough,
Greetings on your birthday! Some great things are headed your way as you get older. For one thing you will find you don't give a shit for a lot of things... man that takes a load off! Then you notice with that lessening of pressure your erections become harder and last longer. You're not in a hurry to do things so you stay in the saddle longer. Momma's smile gets brighter because of the increased attention and she stops using Listerine BEFORE giving the blowjob. See what's ahead of you,lad? All good stuff. There's just one thing you should be aware of though, and that's women's breasts. Up to the age of thirty, they are firm as apples. Between thirty and forty they become like pears... more fuller at the bottom. Between forty and fifty they become like eggs, fried, that is. And after fifty they become like onions... they make you cry.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
Ahhhh Squid, you have the salty tongue of an age-old poet of the sea.
Thnx bro.
but then, oignons are the yummiest.
I like the wise woman already. Ha Chucker! I caught you out... the flames will win, the flames will win, and the Habs won't, because they got their directions to the game from you...
Happy B-Day K Dough... Old Squid, you sound like a Viagra commercial... hmm, wait a minute:)
Joe Calgary,
Never had the need for Viagra,dude. Nor Cialis, either. Still can't figger out the guy in the Cialis commercial. With a hummer of a babe like the one he's supposed to be fucking, she should be enough without a chemical boost.. Her tits alone are an afro-dee-see-ack!
joe,
lol! they show up at the Big O and me and youpee are the only ones there to cheer for them.
Jesus, Squid. Onions? Maybe at 70 but no way will mine be that bad at 50. Will they??
Such a busy day that I didn't get to check up on you - and so, almost missed your birthday! Hope your day went well and evening celebrations go according to plan! XO. C.
Pam,
Honey, on your 70th birthday, your boobs will be as glorious as Dolly Parton's!
Happy Birthday K-Dough
Lot of good folks born in April.
tanx dude
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