Bush Goes Nucular

George Bush, today, said he would not rule out using nuclear weapons against Iran, if such action was required to counter a nuclear threat from the country. However, Bush followed that statement by saying that he would not rule out wearing his Aquaman Underoos tonight after bathtime either, if he thought that his handlers might give him an extra Oreo with his pre-bed time warmed milk, because they would find him irresistably cute.

You gotta think stratageticably about these kind of matters, you know.