Funeral Service With a Smile

This friendly fire thing really illustrates why we shouldn't have guns in the military. The proliferation of guns in the military has become a serious problem, and has been proven by science to cause death in amiable soldiers. Why are we standing idly by and letting cordial warriors die when all we have to do is take away their guns? Did you know that, today, there are more guns in the Canadian military than on Toronto's streets?

Dying by friendly fire. Is that anything like contracting a wonderfully delightful case of gonorrhea? Is it ok to shoot and kill someone if you invite them out for tea and cucumber sandwiches first, and then, while smiling politely, stick a hot smoking barrel in their mouth and spray their fucking brains all over the tea room? No. Not only is it deceitful, but it's a flagrant display of bad manners.

Stupid kills as stupid does people. For the love of god: Take the guns away from soldiers, and give them back to young children, just like Charlton Heston would do if he hadn't been fatally shot by his pet Chihuahua Atilla. Of course, it was an honest accident.