Simply Wrong

So, the cops are cracking down on simple posession of pot again because their political masters in Ottawa are 'signalling' a change in policy. I really don't understand how we can fault a simple person for possession. Simple people are humans too.

Occassionally, a simple person may take a little haul off a big fattie because he or she is unable to avoid succumbing. Take for instance, my friend Basil. Baz has a serious problem with Pink Floyd. Everytime we put on Dark Side of the Moon at a party Baz is compelled by his disability to smoke a J. You can't imagine what happens when he hears the Black Sabbath classic Sweet Leaf! But the problem doesn't end here.

Simple people, like Baz, can get even more simple once they puff on a smooth twister. In fact, once we were all sitting around stoned, sharing a couple of cans of cold Chef Boyardee, and Baz got so high and laughed so hard he soaked the front of his Quiet Riot tour short with idiot drool.

So, please coppers: I know you have a responsibility to protect the public from criminals. But simpletons like Baz do not deserve to be persecuted because of their disability. I thought we lived in a tolerant society.