Muskoka Bound!
Dear Kiddies: I am off to hot tub, barbecue and beer heaven with sexy friends in tow and beautiful, intelligent babies waddling alongside this weekend- starting now. No work for me.
I will leave this thread open and expect fully that any conversation taking place will be in a responsible adult tone. That means no crude mention of genitalia, breasts, necrophilia, conservatism, gay bashing, Leaf supporting, feltching of any kind or circle-jerk discussions about Ashley MacIsaac's loose planks. Violators will be violated(this means you Squidley).
Love y'all, K-Dough
I will leave this thread open and expect fully that any conversation taking place will be in a responsible adult tone. That means no crude mention of genitalia, breasts, necrophilia, conservatism, gay bashing, Leaf supporting, feltching of any kind or circle-jerk discussions about Ashley MacIsaac's loose planks. Violators will be violated(this means you Squidley).
Love y'all, K-Dough
posted by K-Dough at 9:28 AM
51 Comments:
$3.5 K- ha! I had mine done last year= $12,000
Sorry though- not to one up you- I am seriously sympathetic....
K-Dough, $12k...Ouch! Are the shingles fucking gold plated?(Did I mention this is only the extension? The rest has to be done in about three years....)
Man, could I use a getaway to Muskoka with a blazing bon-fire, barleys, water-bongs and women wearing over-size lumberjack sweaters, curves glowing in the fire-light.
leather- sounds about right!
ok- all my fudge is packed- I'm off!
K-Dough, have fun and long live the Leafs
Oppps, I was not supposed to use the "l" word.
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Okay,...
Potential topics for discussion:
1. Canadians required to bring passport to get into the US.
2. Toronto Maple Leafs
3. Ashley MacIsaac
4. Pamela Anderson talking to Stephen Harper
5. What is our favorite Friday beverage?
Personally, I like #5 and would offer that a big, frosty pint is the best way to drown a week.
I bought this Redbreast Irish Whiskey, aged 12 yrs, in New Hampshire last week.
It makes a fine Friday afternoon drink.
In fact, I'll pour some now before Don Newman gets started.
Passports to the US..goddamn.
My 10 yr old needs a passport to go to Florida in a few months..It's $90 (I think..something like that), plus crappy mugshot at Walmart ($13). I had to have it signed so had to track down a Dr buddy and ask him for a favor.. met him at spin class last night,
had the passport application, forgot the pictures, so another trip to his office to get them signed.What a pain in the ass and shameless money grab.
Friday afternoon drink? Corona and lime.
Goddamn passports. Thanks for reminding me.Shit.
Chuckercanuck: "I bought this Redbreast Irish Whiskey, aged 12 yrs, in New Hampshire last week."
Chuckercanuck, you disappoint me.
Drinking Irish whisky is like eating English lasagna.
Not for me that imitation whisky from the Emerald Isle. Give me a nice Laphroaig, a Burgundy-finish Edradour, or a 25-year old Highland Park anyday. Heaven's mead itself can't taste so good.
If it's not Scottish it's crap!
PS: Peter, you wanted people to talk about the Leafs. They suck -- bigtime. You happy now?
Homosuperior - Laphroig! Nectar of the gods. Although I also like Belvaney (sp?) DoubleWood. Damn. Gotta go get me some.
Candace, you're a woman after my own heart (when you're not telling me to go freeze in the dark -- kidding!). It's Balvenie, by the way.
Since Peter's questions were boring, much like his sweatervests and the gay-stokebroker suspenders he likes to wear, here are five far more interesting topics to discuss, kids:
1) Jake Gyllenhall's gorgeous blue eyes;
2) Whether the European Constitution can be revived, and if so in what form, after its defeat last year in the French and Dutch referenda;
3) Which are hotter: Aussie rules football players, or Aussie Surf-lifeguards?;
4) How many centuries it will take for the Leafs to win another Stanley Cup and whether they will be able to do so again before human life becomes extinct on this planet;
5) The importance of Italian Renaissance diplomacy in creating the modern international system.
Enjoy!
Homosuperior,
cramming all the taste of the bog is not my idea of refined. give me the sweet simplicity of amber-coloured spiked water.
chucker, you disappoint me, but at least you're still funny!
homo - I have work to do so will only answer #3, which is, of course Aussie rugby players doing whatever they want! Why watch hockey with all those pads, who knows what sad shape those guys might be in?
Rugby? Ah, there is no doubt.
It's been a few years since I watched the Trinationals - does NZ still have that Maori HUGE guy that does the evil curse thingy at the end of the Huka?
Candace, I just got home from the bar.
All I can tell you is a couple of years ago I shared an airport lounge in Christchurch with the Canterbury Crusaders, an NZ rugby team.
Mmmmmmm. There were some hot guys on that team!
Wow! I never thought I'd be so sad leaving New Zealand.
Chucker (an apt handle if you're going to imbibe Irish "whisky"), if you like "sweet simplicity of amber-coloured spiked water" and you still drink Irish whisky it's only because you've obviously never had a 25-year old Highland Park.
Believe me, you may have thought you've been alive all this time, but until you've tasted it, you've not truly lived.
As for that Irish stuff you drink, you're welcome to it -- not contest.
Sorry, guys and gals, I noticed a typo in my earlier post: I meant to say "gay-stockbroker suspenders", obviously, not stokebroker suspenders.
Oh, and in my last post "not contest" should read "no contest".
Homo,
Perhaps you are correct.
But with the Irish stuff, I can get weepy and wispy and say things like, "ah, Ireland. Save me from my blood." Its also volume. You can't drink 25 year old anything in daily quantities unless it becomes 50% of your budget!
I promise to seek out 25 year old Highland Park, especially when someone else is paying.
Hey Kiddies,
King Ralph just got a 55% approval vote at his party's convention. Boo Hoo!
Looks like he's toast. Now maybe Steve Harpie will go after the job he truly desires, Premier of Alberta, and leave the PMO to someone who's not out of their depth in it. Discuss.
Chuckercanuck: Check out the tasting room at the LCBO store nearest you (if you live in Ontario -- I think you do, but not sure).
You may find a sample of the 25 year Highland Park there. That's where I tried it, and it only cost me $5.25. The bottle, on the other hand, was a whopping 400-odd dollars.
And some people want to privatize the LCBO. God help us if they do! I like my socialized alcohol.
Homosuperior, nearest LCBO: Hawksbury, Ontario.
Montrealer je suis.
ps. Harper is perfect where he's at, if you can't see that, get yourself another shot of whatever you're drinking.
Edradour! Oh, yeah baby. Have an unopened bottle on the shelf. Ardbeg a nice pick too (pref 17 yrs or older).
Hey, why not combine two of the topics and give the Glen Breton a try this weekend? Cape Breton single malt made half-way between Mabou & Inverness.. Ashleyville!
Chucker, the longer Harper's in the PMO the more often I'm going to have to drink to deal with that very depressing fact.
So, if you care about my liver, then stop supporting the Reform/Alliance/Conservative party.
If you don't care about my liver, well, then that's not very nice of you, is it?
Sheena, I have to respectfully disagree on the Ardbeg. I've never actually tasted it. The smell alone was too much for me. It has a reputation for being, shall we say, the most strongly flavoured Scotch. It's awesome that it works for you, but I find that it seemed a bit too much.
PS: I notice no one's talking about any of my other oh-so-fascinating points. Come on guys, liven up!
It's a Saturday and I have many more important things to do... until I realized that I was being dissed for wearing suspenders and for my choices of scotch.
Laphroig (note the spelling) tastes like utter shite. Prince Charles likes it so that should explain it all right there. Homo, once again you prove you have no taste. Ha!
Better looking? I'll throw the rugby players to the dogs and choose Jennifer Valentyne and Kathryn Humphries... but you probably could've guessed that already.
Ralphie Klein? He's given notice that he's going to "think about it". That means he'll probably stay on for the remaining 2 years. He needs booze money.
Enough outta me. Love to all.
Homo, given the choice between football players and surfers/lifeguards, pick the surfers every time. I was a football cheerleader at one time, and when our team lost, the players were miserable. Miserable guys are never hot. Relaxed guys are hot. Take a pass on the competitive athletes.
Jerk seeking circle. Hullo?
Thanks for coming out Peter (I mean to post something, not, you know, coming out of the closet, since you're a straight boy), but when you point out someone's spelling and assert that it's incorrect, it's generally a good idea to make sure it was incorrect to begin with (sorry, but mine was correct -- it is Laphroaig, not Laphroig, d'oh!).
Which just goes to show that gay men spell better, among other things. :)
By the way, Peter, who the hell are Jennifer Valentyne and Kathryn Humphries? I've never heard of them. Are they Victoria's Secret underwear models, or something?
Pam, good point about the surf-lifeguards -- they are hot and there's no danger that they'll be in a bad mood. Plus, they risk their lives to save others', which is pretty hot in itself.
Now about that European Constitution...
Re: Ardbeg. Try the 27 year old. Get back to me then.
Thanks for the tip, Sheena. I'll keep it in mind.
pam,
how about constantly agitated, shifty-eyed guys? would they qualify as hot? I'm asking for a friend.
homo and and you scotch drinkers:
see, the point is, if you drink Irish its because you drink significant quantities. If you're all after 27 yr old scotch, its because you like your soda, Pepsi.
Once again, Chuckercanuck must teach you all about Quebec-style immoderate joie-de-vivre. Oh, look at that, I nearly knocked that bottle of Redbreast down.
...elapse time....
"uhhh, butter."
oops, there was a "gulp" between time and uhhh.
Pam, you are wicked! Next time I am in Oz, I will attempt to oblige you and report back. :)
Um, Chucker, if you did knock that bottle over, it wouldn't be a great loss, so don't worry about it.
If you're looking for reasonably priced Scotch, you can get lots of those as well. For a single malt, try Glenlivet, it's not too expensive and it's a classic. Bowmore is nice too, it's a bit peaty, but not as strong as Laphroaig. Some of the blends are quite good as well -- I quite like Chivas Regal.
Oh, and if you never want to taste anything else ever again, go ahead and drink Jameson's Irish Whiskey. Yuck! It will actually hurt your tastebuds.
oh, I killed those off with fun dip.
chucker-
LOL..depends where those eyes are shifting. But if they are blog-worthy, it could work.
Do you have another Fun Dip? I'm asking for a friend, of course.
3 words:
Toronto Maple Leafs!
Four words: Toronto Maple Leafs suck! (And not in a good way.)
now I'm blushing.
homo-
It's much more fun with the Leafs win a few. It give the fans HOPE, which makes the next ass-kicking so much sweeter.
Pam:
I'm surprised you can type after the thrasing your pitiful Sens rcvd last night.
Homo:
I'm surprised you can type after consuming such horrible Laphfrroaigge scotch.
Leafs Rule - Others Suck (that's my mature comment).
Pam, you ARE wicked. I love it. You are so right. I love to see Leafs fans, with disappointment etched on their faces, crying into the sleeves of their jerseys. Who knew schadenfreude could feel so good?
I can't stand seeing Leafs fans, in any state, cause it means I'm in Toronto.
Chucker, are you sure you're from Quebec and not Alberta?
Leafs and Aubin rule. Look at the beating we gave sabres. Ottawa lost from washington. Washington???
We also beat devils and phillies.
Chucker, I hate habs and their fans and when I see a hab jersey in TO, I say which idiot dared to enter Toronto with that blasphemy.
"Chucker, are you sure you're from Quebec and not Alberta?"
LMAO
Lookit, I'm not goin to address THE HATE THAT JOANNE AND OTHER have aginst ME AND MY HOCKY TEEM. yOU PEOPLE HAVE NOTHIN BETTER TO DO THAN CALL US IDIOTS AND BLASFEMIES AND yOUR JUST HATERS. YOU HATE ME CUZ YOU ARE ON A BLOG. i AM NOT GIONG TO RESPOND TO JOANNE BECAUSE SHE is antimontreal canadiens. if i did listen it was only because you people have nothing beter to do than type. i want to RESPOND TO JOANNE BUT I HAVE TO GO AND DO MORE ImPORTANT things than just sit around blogging on this message board all day and plus she is a hater...
AND NO i'M NOT GIONG to RESPOND OR COME BACK HERE AGAIN BEFORE 5 MINUTES.
I'm glad I could be of assistance.
Who needs metamucil when stupidity can keep you regular!
K-Dough, I like you just fine when you are talking about politics instead of Habs. And my last comment was just to see how crazy you will go when you see I violated one of your "rules". Apparently you went very crazy.
joane: OKAY NOW im just completely CRAZEE? RIGHT. OK i GET IT . you aer a hatre. YOU NOW HATE CRAZY PEOPLE TOOO? are we idiots cuz we aer crazy.
You took something I said that is not true and tried to make it true but it's not true even though you think its true, but it isn;t. NOW i HAVE TO GO GEROSHRY SHOPPING BECUZ i DONT havE ALL the time in the world just to be on a blog like you because you have all the time in the world just to hate me for being crazy and aer just typing, typing typing all the time. TYPING DOESNT KILL BRAIN CELLS BUT POT DOES AND IT PAYS DEBTS FOR GOVERNMENTS SO WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT INSTEAD??????
K-Dough, on your outing last weekend did a tree fall on your head??? just wondering because you don't sound like your usual self.But to make you happy I tell you that you are not idiot or crazy. Now pot that is somethingmaybe you need to make you a bit happy.
By the way, Peter, who the hell are Jennifer Valentyne and Kathryn Humphries? I've never heard of them. Are they Victoria's Secret underwear models, or something?
Peter, I asked and am still waiting to find out. Who the hell are they?
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