Judas Libby and The Stupid Jesus
Does anyone else think it is exquisitely ironic that in the last 24 hours Bush was implicated for directing the leak of top secret information AND biblical scholars say Judas was not really a bad guy? Scooter "Judas" Libby was only doing what George "the Stupid Jesus" Bush told him to do. Now the psycho right wing born agains can't blame anyone but their own retarded messiah. I love it. Everythang is bigger in Texas- especially stupid. When they grow 'em they really do grow 'em. (Nothing against Texans in general, of course)
posted by K-Dough at 1:48 PM
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Great post! Love the parallels.
I'm glad it wasn't just me.
Marksomething- only problem with your boycott America proposal is that if we did that we would be dressing in twigs and leaves, eating twigs and berries and watching twigs and chipmunks on TV.
The Judas Gospel story has been getting pretty heavy play on NPR in the US this week. Reminds me of a book called "Michel Michel" that I read probably 20 years ago that changed my whole perspective on the Judas angle. Long amazon review link:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?M24A52DEC
Seems to be out of print, but maybe this very cool novel will get some new attention.
err... and to the boycott stuff? yeah right. most stuff south of the border is made in china anyways.
K-Dough,
So if Judas has been slandered all these centuries, do you think there's a cabal of lawyers in Heaven now planning a giant lawsuit?
Oh, wait a minute.... lawyers don't go to Heaven.
Hey, my recent ex-boyfriend (see Peter, I used the b word, happy?) is from Texas. For the record, he says Texans don't consider Bushie to be one of them. They're seen as a New England family down there, apparently.
It recently occurred to me that the world needs more HomoSuperior.
Therefore, in an effort to promote international understanding and cooperation, I am off to the U.K. tomorrow evening to spread joy and sunshine throughout the gay bars of London.
I know, I know, you're all asking yourselves how you're going to make it through a whole week without some Homo-lovin', but it'll go quickly enough, and I do need the respite from my throngs of Canadian fans. Of course, I love the adulation, but it can get a bit tiring after so many years of being idolized.
It's quieter for me, ironically, in Europe's media and financial capital, as I can be sheltered behind gilded gates from the media hounds and riff-raff by my rich and fabulous friends, like William, Elton or Neil.
While I'm there, I'll sip some dry martinis, savour some rare 30-year-old Scotches and I'll think about you all, stuck here in your dreary lives and jobs.
I may even come back to blog among you one day, like next Tuesday for instance, and when I do you'll remember why it is you all admire me so, and my cyber-presence will gladden your hearts and make them light once again.
Do not be troubled that I will be so far from you for so long. Just think how happy you'll be to have me back once again.
Peace, love and prosperity, my friends. May your lives be gay and carefree in my absence.
My time in Texas says:
Republicans in Texas love him.
Democrats in Texas hate him.
Famous democrat columnist has a line about his father not being a Texan:
"Texans don't use summer as a verb," she wrote.
Bush compound in Maine is spectacular. Juts out on a rocky outcrop into the ocean, waves crashing around three sides of it. Not much rivals it.
Very nice site! »
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