Action on the Ticker Front
So, last week, some brilliant e-satirist hacked into a bunch of electronic ticker machines on a Go Train (Toronto's suburban commuter rail service). For three days in a row, commuters were treated to the warning "Stephen Harper Eats Babies". Officially, I have a new hero.
Here I am, comfortably lazing in front of my cushy computer, sipping espresso, nibbling a fresh succulent eclair and casually opining about the political state of the country, like a powdered French lord in the provinces. Sure, I, myself, have tried to warn people of Harper's evil qualities (here and here). But this guy is a real, live comedy comando. Out there in the trenches doing the dirty work. A political street warrior. What's next? The giant screens at Dundas Square? The Jumbo-Tron at Skydome? Ooh, I'm getting delightful sexually-ambiguously shivers in my tights!
The authorities still don't still know his identity because he is just that smart. Well, I say: Wherever you are dude- keep the revolution alive with your ingenious little electronic wireless device programmer doo-dad thingey. Don't let the transit rent-a-cop bastards win!!!
Boo blue!
Here I am, comfortably lazing in front of my cushy computer, sipping espresso, nibbling a fresh succulent eclair and casually opining about the political state of the country, like a powdered French lord in the provinces. Sure, I, myself, have tried to warn people of Harper's evil qualities (here and here). But this guy is a real, live comedy comando. Out there in the trenches doing the dirty work. A political street warrior. What's next? The giant screens at Dundas Square? The Jumbo-Tron at Skydome? Ooh, I'm getting delightful sexually-ambiguously shivers in my tights!
The authorities still don't still know his identity because he is just that smart. Well, I say: Wherever you are dude- keep the revolution alive with your ingenious little electronic wireless device programmer doo-dad thingey. Don't let the transit rent-a-cop bastards win!!!
Boo blue!
posted by K-Dough at 11:03 PM
41 Comments:
Eats Babies?
Evil Reptilian Kitten-Eater?
I'm starting to get a clearer picture of political figures and the requirements to become one.
On another note, cudos to Jack Layton (I shudder as I type) for refusing a 2-year pact with the Tories.
I thought the GO Train just added a new line! I think "Stephen Harper Eats Babies" would be a great name for a town, preferably industrial, known for its bleak, sunless, treeless fields of doom.
Harding:
...a place where blue collar workers shake hands with their children in business-like fashion every morning, before heading into the factories and mines.
And at lunch they run salivating to their Ronald Reagan lunch pails, and devour twinkies and cans of pop to satisfy their pasty white man paunches.
jdog- no it's true. But I don't warn my victims by actually saying it. Pub-style stealth cock punching is one of my favourite extreme sports. You don't see those pansy Ultimate Fighters punching each other in the shaft, nad, pouch and knob areas now, do ya?
Pub style stealth cock punching!! LOL!!!
Somewhat on topic, I still admire the ingenuity of those who successfully rearrange the letters of those old rent-a-sign trailor thingies parked in front of strip malls. It forces a higher level of creativity....sort of mixing vandalism with scrabble.
Nothing like driving by classics like "cunts...$3.99 and up" on a weary work-day.
Leaher- I agree. And further, I feel Canada needs more infantile, pointless and politically irrelevant protest.
Screw those lame-ass guys who pie world leaders. I say we dress up like world leaders and pie average Joes on the street, film it, attach ridiculous statements like "End Communistic Vegetarianism- Support Killing Things That are Made of Meat and/or High Density Foam!" and send it to media outlets. Now that would be cool.
SO, how would women play? Maybe nipple twisting?
Welcome back to Blogville, K. Hope Blue Mountain didn't turn you into a "Fancy Boy".
Awesome K-Dough! How about, I don't know, throwing shit at Celine Dion and her husband? Just for the hell of it!!
K-Dough, I thought a few days playing 'whack-fuck' at Monterra would bring you to your senses.... but alas, no.
When you saw the movie Robin Hood, did you cheer for Prince John?
After 12 years of having thugs in charge whose only thoughts were of coming up with new ways to screw hard working Canadians and how to line their own pockets... there's a new sherrif in town and he's got a good heart and a plan.
It's a new day baby, and the sun is shining. Smile!
The bad guys have been run out of town and every day, more people are seeing that the Librano/MSM characterization of Harper was akin to Tony Soprano slandering the D.A.
Let it go, my good man. The people who stole food from the mouths of our babes and housing money from our homeless.... lost.
The Liberals better hope for an election very soon. If they wait a year, Harper will beat Mulroney's total.
Pam- I'm a changed man- I expect you all the refer to me as J-Dandy from now on.
Nipple twisting? How about something a little more diabolical like... oyster pinching with clothes pegs?
J-Dog: As far the international cock punching scene goes, I think there will need to be weight classes for various body phenotypes- if you know what I mean. Some targets are harder to hit than others.
Leather: How about throwing hot poutine at her- it would be awesome watching her have to barf/purge in public.
gwgm: Man, you really need to come back for tomorrow's post baby! It's gonna be a post-Flaherty budget blood bath! He is such an evil, bitter little gnome of a man..
I'm all a-tingle with anticipation.
The Liberals / MSM have done the Tories a huge favour by painting them as Nazis.
Because everyone but 'bunker' Liberals are now starting to think.... "Harper's not so bad... I like tax cuts... I like the fact that they're not crooks.... I like the that they want to put crooks in jail, rather than in Cabinet.... Could it be that Paul Martin and Peter Mansbridge were lying to me when they told me that Harper is the anti-Christ?"
The whole country is going....'hmmmmmm....'
By going so over the top with their baby eating Nazy hooey, the Liberals / MSM have set Harper up to succeed spectacularly.
He couldn't possibly be as bad as they said, so as long as he avoids the urge (HA!) to kill a one-legged native woman on the 6 p.m. news, he's destined to exceed expectations.
Whoever draws the short straw to win the Liberal leadership is going to look longingly at Kim Campbell's seat total.
Not sure what a "Nazy" is...
Yeesh.
Need.... more.... coffee....
Actually gwgm, "Nazy Hooey" has good potential for a band name.
gwgm: re: "look longingly at Kim Campbell's seat total".
Thank god you included the word "total". The alternative image gave me an innie... although it may have turned-on Deb Gray.
K-Dough,
Legs like redwoods and a caboose that requires a Wide Load flag. Need to find the 'format' button for the part of my brain containing that image.
Definitely not cool making folks think about Kim Campbell's butt. I apologize for my part in making that happen. Tell Mr. Turtle that it's safe to come out now.
Oh well, we all have our doozies. Won't be too long before you guys wince at the thought of Belinda, wondering how anyone could think that Squeaky Fromme with a cheap bleach job was "hot".
K-Dough, the guy must be a real good hacker to do that. Did he hack into each separate train and bus and add his little quote or did he hack the whole Go Transit system???
It would have been more fun if he had done it to TTC.
J-dog- you just described the current line-up of Motley Crue.
Vince Neil and Mick Mars are damn pudgy now...
Joanne- welcome back. where ya bin at?
K-Dough, I had exams for the last two weeks or so. that is why I was missing all the action.
K-Dough,
Yep, Stephen Harper eats babies...baby shrimp, baby lamb, baby eel, baby calves.... he has a new chef, ya know.
Your hacker would have gotten more respect from me if he had written,
" Stephen Harper Eats Pussy"!
The baby eaters just passed the Bloc in Quebec polling ....
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060502/wl_canada_nm/canada_politics_poll_col;_ylt=AiG42dyUbePmZjZPnMDFOIWjbA8F;_ylu=X3oDMTBjMHVqMTQ4BHNlYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--
Keep screaming that Harper is Satan and you guys are going to be the new NDP.
The whole link didn't come through... it's the main story on Bourque.
Fred and Pam- awesome snapper gaffs!!!
gwgm- Nothing personal dude. I am an non-denominational politico-hater. Any utterance that tips me left, right or spinning in the middle is sheer coincidence.
pam and squid,
technically, its an insult to a majority of pussies, but certainly not all pussies. the gender gap on voting intentions is not that wide - significant - but not so wide as to ignore the significant whack of pussies whoe wouldn't actually find that insulting.
Koivu is smiling cause Williams is in paaaaaain. the Dr. Evil part of me is happy too.
Hang in there, Habs fans. They'll score in this last period.It's a great game..
K-Dough,
When Chucker starts talking about Width and Whacking all in the same breath I get turned on.
Time to go get me some!
Squid Out!
Why do I have an image in my head right now of Popeye with one leg behind his neck, straddling and fiercely pumping a gym bag full of raw hamburger?
Thanks, K-Dough, for that image. Thanks ever so much.
kdough 3:10. can't think. very funny.
Heading into O.T.
Breathe K-Dough....
What a lousy way to lose. Crappy goal.
My condolences.
i can't type right now.
Huet? Why have you forsaken us? Or was it the shitty line change? No. It was Rivet's fault! I don't know- I'm drunk, naked and armed. I can't be responsible for my own actions!!!!!! I'm heading out into the mean streets to overturn a bike or something...
Hey K-Dough, I am so sad that poor Habs are out(LOL as if).
But on the bright side now they can also play golf. And by the way Koivu needs the exercise after he was eating food like he won't get another bite again.
You guyz threw Theodore out and he took Avs in 5 games to next round, shows that he wasn't the bad guy, your whole team was bad but he was the easy target for the blame game.
Now he isn't playing golf but Koivu and Huet are going to.
Hey Joanne- i know you are just naively trying to give me a good natured razzing, but how about BLOWING ME HARD?
The Habs outplayed Carolina and should have won. Did you watch Don Cherry? He was right (for once) when he said that Huet didn't even see where the puck landed because it bounced off that stick. K-Dough, put your clothes back on because there is more hockey to watch this weekend.
"but how about BLOWING ME HARD? "
- You see, was I wrong?
Huet and Theodore have nothing to do with the loss.
Koivu? yup.
What a game though. Pam's right. We were the better team, except for the goal-scoring part.
Go Canes Go! (better to lose to the champs than to the runners-up).
K-Dough, I don't have a cruel nature to razz you up. Sorrp pal!
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