Friday Quickie: Iggy Swallowed
Ignatieff really did it this time. Following the Afghanistan vote, Harper slithered up to him like a snake hunting an injured rat and choked him down with a peristaltic handshake. Now, Iggy is nothing more than Mel Lastman, with sweaty Hells Angels palms. Poor little quivering rodent. He didn't see it coming until it was too late. Now, does that fit the epistemological parameters of your meta-methodological construct of torture Iggy?
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Labels: Harpocrites, Politics, Red Scared, War
posted by K-Dough at 10:25 AM
29 Comments:
Now you have a problem with men shaking hands. Sheesh... lighten up a bit. Before long you'll be claiming that rock&roll is hoochie-coo.
Sweater Vest Boy: I bet you even have sympathy for the devil.
LOL. I like your comparison to the Mel Lastman/Hells Angels handshake. Those poor Hells Angels have never been able to shake that one off. I remember them saying, "We didn't know Mel was a goof-ball! We thought he was just a mayor!"
Man, talk about bad publicity.
Relax, rock and roll ain't noise pollution.
Besides, Donna said you can call her up the next time you're in Torranna (read: Toronto).
Yes, those Hells Angels didn't know what they could catch from Mel.
LOL!!! I don't know why it's so much fun to mock Iggy. It just is, dammit.
any chance of chretien entering the leadership race? please?
Chretien? Again? Hell, why not...
He doesn't shake hands. He chokes and punches people. Face to face. Not through superior weaponry in third world countries.
And his wife is tough too.
If the Tories are the Hell's Angels, why can't I get crack cocaine at wholesale prices?
Anyway, it was beautiful, wasn't it? Our Dark Lord, PMSH, is a dangeours fellow, ain't he?
Yes, CC. But so is my son with a package of firecrackers.
Gawd I miss Mel Lastman...for the entertainment value.
Just when you thought he had reached the zenith of silliness, he managed to yop himself.
Kind of like having a cousin who's a little on the slow side...benign, but still entertaining.
pam,
so's me grand folks in their Crown Victoria!
CC: So the old Kinsella school were right- he is evil incarnate. You just admitted it!!!
Ooh ooh, Scoop scoop!!!!!!!!!!!
Chucker has, on more than one occasion, described SH as handsome. That's all the proof I need that he's been absorbed.
As his friends, we have to stand by and support him through these dark times. For the love of God K-dough, don't out him now.
Oh crap. Understanding all of this hand-shake symbolism, now I REALLY feel bad for Harper's little boy.
Leather:
I just hope one day we don't see footage on the news of elite military forces cornering Chucker, only to watch him tear the skin off his face exposing a Rubber Richard Nixon mask- under which his invertebrate alien head/brain mass thing is concealed!!!!!!!!!!
Sheena- what the hell do you do for a living. It seems like you travel alot!
Whatever it is, can you get me a job?
Looking for the one-armed man, KD.
Any leads?
Ha! Ha! Ha!
I think many people of all partisan backgrounds can agree that Stephen Harper is a handsome fellow. Not a Gerard Kennedy 10 or a Michael Ignatieff 8.5; but a 7 at least.
Do I think my wife will leave me for him? No. But, if we're in a bar, scoping out the dames and fall upon two chicks looking for trouble - it ain't obvious to me that he gets the ugly one.
as to whether I'm a alien scout in advance of an invasion force. obviously, I could not disclose it - even among people I enjoy and would entertain sparing from the initial, devastating onslaught.
however, I have recorded in my log book your kind words. Rest assured, my superiors will take that into account.
You've grossly underestimated Iggy. Sure, he shook with Harpo... but you don't know where Iggy's hand had just been.
Ewwwww.
Peter, I thought you were the one who got all uncomfortable with man-on-man touching. At least, that's what K-dough keeps telling me after that night he got you really drink on sake.
And K-dough, sympathy for the devil. Wasn't that one of your songs back in the 80s?
Leatherhands: "I don't know why it's so much fun to mock Iggy." -- It's because he professes to be liberalminded, and is supposedly thoughtful and intelligent, yet he is really an apologist for right-wing, imperialistic policies.
Sorry, chucker, I know you have a big crush on SH, but in my book he's not handsome. In fact, he looks like an undertaker. That's not sexy. It's just creepy.
a decisive undertaker, homo.
I agree, leather.SH a 7? Maybe after a night of tequila shooters with my homegirls. Naw, I think I'd pass out first.
What's the point of being decisive if you always make the wrong decisions, chucker?
Chucker, I wouldn't rate Harper a 7 even if he was the last guy remaining on earth. First of all he is what was the word you told me to use???Ahhh, I remember. I think you told me to call him fullsome or something along that line instead of fat. Then on top of that he is plain UGLY. Why don't you believe that he is ugly when many people up here are telling you so.
I would rate him a 0.00000000001.
Chucker: "homo,
you get to the end of your rope quicker." Oh, good point! Let's hope Harper reaches the end of his really soon!!!
see, I try to leave something on the table to make everyone happy.
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