Tuesday, March 06, 2007

K-Dough on Sabbatical

Dear Blogomaniacs:

I regret to inform you that I will be taking a blogging break for an indefinite bit. I have no spare brain space for writing at this time due to some seriously fucking heavy personal shit I'm dealing with.

That said, I may from time to time drop a line, rhyme or simply chime-in. Assuming you give a shit, the best way to keep in touch with the latest is to subscribe to my Feedblitz service (by clicking HERE). It'll save you from my clicking back here in vain.

In parting for now, I just have these sweet words to leave you- my loyal love-sexies:

Rock me gently. Rock me slowly. Take it easy, don't you know; That I have never been loved like this before.

Love and open-mouth kisses, K

Update: BTW- feel free to keep in touch with me and each other via this thread, which I will leave open. By keeping the spirit alive....you'll be helping. :) K

Friday, March 02, 2007

Top 10 Reasons You Love Me

  1. I am the walrus- koo koo ka choo.
  2. Inches baby, inches.
  3. I am the divine reincarnation of Siddhartha.
  4. Pity: Pure and simple.
  5. Tattoos, legs of steel and an ass that just won't quit. And because I pay you.
  6. Because I can drink your multiple amputee mother-in-law under the table. Wait- she usually is under the table to begin with. Nevermind.
  7. Iconoclastic, Bombastic, Scholastic and Sexually Spastic.
  8. Because you have a clinical mental illness that distorts your ability to make rational judgements.
  9. They call me the Iguana...
  10. 40 million K-Dough Fans Can't Be Wrong!

Psst- Happy F Day sex kittens: I'm giddy cuz it's adding-to-the-tattoo-collection day today! Pain for pain. Mmmm. Wish me luck.

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Thursday, March 01, 2007

Top 10 Harper Budget Leaks

...in advance of the upcoming faux-budget from minority government finance faker, pointy-faced little Jim 'Pot o Gold' Flaherty.
  1. New 6% poverty tax. If you want to be lazy and poor you're gonna pay for the priviledge, you fucking leeches!
  2. 3 cents on every GST dollar to go to oil and gas R&D and production subsidies.
  3. The Green Strategy: Subsidies for farmers to help reduce cattle flatulence so we can all breath cleaner air and reduce global warming.
  4. $2 billion foreign aid package to the next US Republican presidential campaign.
  5. 43% reduction in Ontario transfer payments diverted to Quebec - just to teach McGuinty a lesson about "what happens tuh guys who knows too much".
  6. $30 million towards a "Get Those Fucking Indians Out Of My Park" native relocation strategy.
  7. Corporate welfare program for unemployed/incarcerated CEOs, including "Fresh Start", a new integration into politics program.
  8. Tax rebates on golfing equipment, used pick up trucks, paramilitary family paint ball outings, hunting gear, game processing equipment and shot guns.
  9. Upon submission of charitable donation receipt for support of heart association, the Ministry of Finance will send you a 40 oz Black Angus steak.
  10. New "Be A Good Girl" tax credit for women who give birth to more than 5 children within a 6 year period and stay at home reading a bible and cooking.

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