Friday, July 13, 2007

Unlikely Words of Wisdom

Today, I'm going to let Smenita- bless her squid-eating, extra-chromosomal soul - speak for me. Reading her post this morning, I realized the stars have aligned, for the first and probably last time in history, at a point where she is probably the only one who can succinctly, and in very plain language, express my sentiment on this F Day.

This one goes out to some very fucked up, ex-people that I thought I knew at some point in this absurd film-noir we drunkenly stumble through called life.
SMENITA ON RELATIONSHIPS

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22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to the post on Daniel Craig?

xpbkpz

9:22 AM, July 13, 2007  
Blogger K-Dough said...

oh that? it was pre-empted by the fact that my best friend and ex-wife are now sleeping together. but I'll get to it eventually...

9:25 AM, July 13, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, Jesus.

9:43 AM, July 13, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Want to have a beer after work?

9:43 AM, July 13, 2007  
Blogger K-Dough said...

thanks kids. no possibility of drinks tonight. at home today and training tomorrow. but thanks just the same.
:(

9:55 AM, July 13, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you can always go the low route and tell him about her clamydia;)

I once told a friend who was sniffing aroung my lady while (I was still with her) that story and used it as my rational for our break up (it was actually mutal distain)

He eventually found out the truth but had missed his chance, eventually he laughed about it.

10:11 AM, July 13, 2007  
Blogger K-Dough said...

GAB- laughing? at this point I'd prefer to see him bawling with no teeth. the old K-Dough would have helped with such dental work, but the new, enlightened K-Buddha doesn't tolerate wanton violence anymore.

10:14 AM, July 13, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when I found out my "best friend" was putting the blocks to my ex, I thanked him for taking her of my hands and offered to reimburse him the cost of their first date. He thought about for min. or two but turned me down, I think he'd take that offer today, heh heh.

2:16 PM, July 13, 2007  
Blogger Sheena said...

That is precisely why I only have ugly friends.

epipkovl

3:13 PM, July 13, 2007  
Blogger Leatherhands said...

On one of the handful of music videos I've been in, I get to see my first wife and the guy she boinked when I was in Europe. I put him in the video to help jump-start his show biz career. We had hot chicks all around us , but no, he was gunning for my wife. When I split for a six month tour, he made his move.

I have lots of friends I would trust with my life, and I've been deeply in love a few times since. It'll fade dude. It takes a while (I won't lie to you about that) but it really does fade.

3:15 PM, July 13, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

K, I am really sorry. One virtual hug for you. I guess time will heal all wounds.

On the brighter side, it is good to have you back.

Hey everyone else. Long time no see;)

7:15 PM, July 13, 2007  
Blogger Leatherhands said...

Joanne! How's it hangin' hon! I thought we had completely disgusted you at the blogger reveal. I'm relieved you are still coherent....

9:57 PM, July 13, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Leather. I was shocked/amazed at some of the stories that day but it takes a lot to disgust me;)
Anyways now I am taking the time to smell the roses. Life is a lot less frustrating without blogging;)

10:34 PM, July 13, 2007  
Blogger Sheena said...

xoxoxox Joanne (and k-d)
Make sure we do another beer night before winter so your hands don't get cold.

10:47 PM, July 13, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what happened at the blogger reveal? dish please, so jo. how's the education coming along, did you ace it? dish please. Thanks in advance.

11:07 PM, July 13, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh.

11:31 PM, July 13, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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11:41 PM, July 13, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

whoever u r, my education is going great. And I am enjoying my summer.

Anyways, I will drop by again in a few weeks or months;)Bye

11:42 PM, July 13, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yet another reason (as if you needed any) that gays are better. We don't try to score with your chicks. We might, however, take them shopping and run up your credit card... that's been known to happen, I'll admit.

tateak

2:52 AM, July 14, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally I prefer the quote to be "Time wounds all heels."

Good to see you back k-dough. Hang in.

4:49 AM, July 16, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

K-man? you okay buddy? click once: yes click twice: no, if no, Sheena, pam and jo said they'd come on down and give you a makeover of sorts, honest k-man, that's what they said...

9:59 PM, July 16, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sheena: "That is precisely why I only have ugly friends."

I am afraid we can never be friends then, Sheena. :(

kfmodwqy

10:47 PM, July 16, 2007  

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