Cock Punching of the Week
Hey kids- welcome to a fresh new joint on K-Dough. I'm rolling out the latest in thrilling much required improvements to Blogolia.
It's K-Dough's official Cock Punching of the Week- where a loser is selected from a long list of deserving targets and is swiftly and firmly Cock Punched via the electronic K-fist.
So without further delay, I give you the first in the line-up for humiliating genital pummelling...his Dark Lordness, Conrad "Poohs" Black!
It's K-Dough's official Cock Punching of the Week- where a loser is selected from a long list of deserving targets and is swiftly and firmly Cock Punched via the electronic K-fist.
So without further delay, I give you the first in the line-up for humiliating genital pummelling...his Dark Lordness, Conrad "Poohs" Black!
Labels: Celebs, Cock Punched, Corporate Bullshit, Crime, Integrity
posted by K-Dough at 9:20 AM
31 Comments:
K, what about female losers?
hmmmmm, let me see here....
ooh ooh. I know.
Clam Slam?
no, no, the Beaver Cleaver?
Gash Slash!!!
Vertical Smile Pile Driver!!!!!!!!
LMAO..you are just...k-dough.
But I'm not sure it would have the same effect. I might suggest..a good nipple twist. I think that would work.
I had a suggestion involving punt, but I think I'll drop it.
how about crack smack?
ps. word verification takes away from the cool vibe you give off....
A Beef Curtain Hurtin'
In the Voice of John Cleese.
Quizmaster: My very last offer Mrs Scum -- a knee in the temple and a dagger up the clitoris!
I vote for beef curtin hurtin.
But normally I just use the unpretentious "Kick in the Cunt"
yakdbla
seriously.
This is one conversation I think I will stay away from.
How about getting back on topic, people?
dfsasp
Sheena- that is why I e-love you!!!
Any chick who can use that word so casually is A-OK in my dirty books.
And in respect of CC's bitching about word verification I will turn it off for a few days and see what happens.
K-dough,
If you turn it off, then where are we going to get the funky sign-offs?
smwxu
K-Dude, where's yer smilin' picture?
Homo ...
How about getting back on topic, people?
You DO know it's Punching, not Lunching, right?
... no k-dough today?
:(
ayyyyyyyy- c'mon, I'm here. But I spent the day shaving my entire body, and now I'm moisturizing. It's a lonnnnnnng process- if you know what I mean.
Should be ready to focus again by ....mmmmm....Monday.
Below the knee? Have you crossed that line yet?
truthfully- nope. but last week I actually had a chick mountain bike racer tell me I should- it increases your speed by up to 2 km per hour she said.
I don't unbelievable it.
Yikes. And here I am whining about feeling it in the forearms from my first golf game of the year.
funkengruven
I wonder if Sheena's game will improve if she waxes her forearms. I bet it would. Let us know!
Seriously, new pedals-yes. New aero bars-yes. Hairless calves? C'mon.
We actually won, Pam. Thank god I golfed with cheating ass sales guys.
...while the attributes might be good for golf, but too bad I married a cheating ass sales girl.
bitter? nawwwwwwwwwwww.
ouch..
how is it the rapid right-winger among us is the only one against golf?
Sheena, you lose all non-car cred with every trip to the links!
Cripes, Chucker. I'm not green. I'm cheap.
I like golf, but I despise people who like it.
I'm that way about jazz.
oh no, spot on with jazz - especially the ones who don't play an instrument.
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