Top Ten Sexiest Canadian Women
Instead of posting today on the self-destructive attack ads the federal conservatives are currently airing and how the party has become its own undoing, I am going to a much better, warmer place in my mind - and it ain't Carolina baby.
Here now is my list of the Top Ten Sexiest Canadian Women , just off the top of my pants:
- Avril Lavigne
- Chantal Kreviazuk
- Mitsou Gelinas
- Kathryn Humphreys (City TV Toronto sports reporter)
- Shannon Tweed (She's a Newfie!)
- Sarah McLachlan
- Lisa Rani Ray (star of Bollywood Hollywood)
- Wendy Mesley
- Josee Chouinard
- Shania Twain
Labels: Canadiana, Girls, Sex, Top Canadian Lists, Top Lists
posted by K-Dough at 9:57 AM
42 Comments:
Josie Chouinard? Good choice..I'm impressed. I've always thought she was really hot.
I've met lots of Shania's relatives and they are all very good-looking but pretty rough around the edges. Have you ever seen her in person? She is really small..maybe a little taller than I am (5'1).
Hmmm, small eh? Perrrrrfect.
Yay! Josee! What a cutie she is. In the "everyone will think I'm crazy, but I can't help how my loins react" category, I have to throw an honourable mention to This Hour's Cathy Jones. No idea what she would look like naked, but I volunteer to find out.
Debbie Travis (Debbie Travis' Facelift) gives me naughty thoughts too.
Tricia Helfer's not on the list?
Good choices but can I expect a top ten sexiest Canadian Men post?
Leather, I enjoy Debbie Travis' Facelift although Debbie Travis doesn't give me naughty thoughts;)
where's judy rebick? that sweet momma rings my bell.
In the political realm, I will repeat my oft cited phrase:
Rona gives me a Bona!
I, ahh....just want to kiss Debbie Travis, and hold her hand and stuff, Joanne.....
I would like to see her paint my rec room and tile my bathroom. That makes me hot..
I'd let her paint my house but that's about it.
Leather Muskodero and I have some differing tastes in women...
Leather, find a room in your house for renovations, apply for Debbie's show and you might just get the kiss you want and I can say that you can also hold her hand but I doubt you can go further than that. The plus side is you get to surprise your wife with a newly decorated room.
K-Man, that's why we get along so well. We'll never compete for the same chick. Dude, she's bossy, English, has a very pretty face, and she's a big girl. (I think she's 6'.) Aren't you just a little bit curious?
Joanne, when you suggested I pick a room with her, I thought you were gonna get smutty on me...thank God you didn't, I almost fainted.
Travis always does something I hate....usually an unbelievably horrid colour choice in one room (like the time she painted some poor gay couple's beautiful dining room dark purple, and put a bizarre gold pattern on the ceiling. Instant nausea.)
So I'll just stick with the naughtiness.
..and the fact that that you made out with a frumpy British chick when she was at work.
Pammie (who, by the way, would easily make this list :) any chick who can paint or tile is hot hot hot...
leather,
Do you like big girls? My husband told me years ago that he was scared of big girls.When I asked why, he said because he was scared if he got it wrong they would make him do it again and again and again..It still cracks me up.
LOL!!!Ok K-Dough, truce. (And I won't bring any attention to the fact that Avril Lavigne is on your list. What is she, like fucking fifteen?)
ha! They itimidate me a bit too- I'd be like a scared, horny little Spider Monkey climbing Mount Woman...
Leather has the height to make it work though... Well, at least he hits my spot every time.
Leather- c'mon. She's fair game - she's at least 21. Geez...
LMAO. I think Avril is around 20 or 21, so she's fair game. She always looks like she's mad. Maybe...if she had k-dough, she wouldn't be so angry. I bet that's her problem. Think you could change her attitude?
I like 'em all shapes and sizes Pammie, but I'm not afraid of some weight, size and curves. (As K-Dough will attest to!)I've always been attracted to tom-boyish no make-up types as well. They make me act all girly-like.
She reminds me of those dirty little no bullshit rock chicks from the wrong side of tracks that I grew up with.
Ahhhh the memories.
That reminds me...I'm an old fucking man now.
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............
Why you no put Smenita on your list? SmEnItA is hot hot hot, baby. Maybe too hot for K-Jelly. Make K-jelly melt, ha ha, into a blobby puddle of penguin guts, ha ha.
You should put sMeNiTa on your list. Ask my boyfriend. Smenita rock you like a hurricane!
Leather, Avril is I think 21, already married. I think she can make this list.
I guess I missed the gay couples' episode. And she is tall. Have you seen, Candace Olsen on W network in Divine Design? She is, I think, 6'2 and she is skinny too.
Joanne, this is just Canadian women, so I'm leaving those Brit shows alone. (Having said that, Candace is beautiful, but not my type.. Kirstie Allsopp from Relocation makes me weak in the knees.)
Oh no you di-int just say that to me!!!
Woodbridge?
Ah, like, I don't think so. I don't live in no Woodbridge! I live in downtown Toronto with my boyfriend rite now, and he has job and a truck... more than you probaly have k-jelly!
Plus I have good cromostones, if ya don't know. My gramma was smart, my father even had a job at a factory... one where he had to have his grade 9, so he was pretty smart. That means I have smart cromostones so don't say that about my cromostones.
Smenita- uh huh. You live in the alley behind the Zanzibar in your midget poodle (dressed up as a cute doggy clown) tamer boyfriend's truck? Sweet.
You don't wash your fruit before you eat it do you sweetie?
Avril rules Canada!!! Chantell has great boobs but she looks a bit on the tall side. For women, small is the way to go for sure. I wouldn't want my girlfriend to look like she's ready to try out for the Raptors.
HomoSuperior's Top ten sexiest men (not including me, as obviously I'd be right at the top):
1) My ex-boyfriend (yes, it's tragic, but true);
2) Paul Newman (when he was young!);
3) Anderson Cooper;
4) Hugh Jackman;
5) Prince William;
6) Jake Gyllenhaal/Tobey McGuire/Elijah Wood [I put them all as one because they all look virtually identical];
7) Joe, my hiking guide in New Zealand;
8) David Beckham (God I HATE Posh Spice! Just kidding -- I'm actually only jealous);
9) this totally hot blue-eyed guy from work that I have a massive crush on (not to mention all the other totally hot guys I've known at work over the years that I've had massive crushes on);
9) the actor who played Johnny Storm in that crappy Fantastic Four movie.
Oops. The last one should be number 10, obviously.
Leatherhands! Cathy Jones, eh? Did you first fall in love with her as Rita (or was in Matilda?) in Codco's Friday Night Girls skits?
homo,
Those are not Canadian men (maybe your ex? and the hot guy at work?) but I agree with you on Becks. He's a hot guy. I hate/am jealous of Posh as well.
Homo, I have to agree with you on Anderson Cooper, and Prince William but I guess they are both taken. I hope K-Dough does a list of top ten sexiest Canadian Men.
Oh, and I forgot Brad Pitt and my new hottest actor: Daniel Craig (aka the new James Bond).
Re Canadian men, the problem, Joanne, is not a lack of hot Canadian men, but a lack of hot, FAMOUS Canadian men. I can't think of one off the top of my head, can you?
Oh, well, actually come to think of it, Keanu Reeves and Hayden Christensen (they're both hot, but terrible actors). And then there was that young guy who plays Iceman in the X-men movies -- he's from somewhere around Toronto, I think. So, I guess that's three.
Sorry, Pam, not Joanne re my comment above. And Andy Roddick and Michael Ballack are hot hot hot!!!
By the way, K-dough, isn't Linda Evangelista Canadian? Why didn't she make your list? She's fucking stunning.
Homo, where ya been? Just show up to a party, take over, then disappear for months at a time? Yeah, I know, leave 'em wanting more.
Yup, Cathy Jones since Codco....and her new makeup artist is doing a fantastic job; she looks better than ever...check her out on the new 22 minutes website.
Daniel Craig isn't Canadian so you can't include him...but what a great Bond. First good Bond movie in a very long time. And he is fucking ripped....I never bought Pierce Brosnan for a second; he's far too slight of build to beat the crap out of all those bad guys. (And I'm so happy they've done away with the stupid over-the -top gadgets.)
Flora MacDonald and Barbara MacDougall are on my list.
They talk policy and I get dreamy...
-- chuckercanuck
Leatherhands, it's great to hear that my fans have missed me. Let's just say I was tied up for a while (get your minds out of the gutter -- I just meant that I was not able to contribute regularly).
I agree with you re Casino Royale. I thought it was the best Bond film in ages, and Daniel Craig was, in my opinion, the best Bond since Sean Connery. Now, if only he'd marry me... sigh.
Why the heck am I not on this list?
I think you need to amend this post.
Or at least do a top ten sexiest bloggers of which I do need to be included.
KC- You get the top spot in the Sexiest Supernumerary category!
Wot! Wot!
Only the sexiest super?!
Please.
You obviously missed this top 10 list.
Top 5 Sexiest Bloggers of All TIME!
1. Karmacake
2. Kdough
3. God
4. Anne Frank
5. George Stroumboulopoulos
Voters don't lie, my friend.
This is SCIENTIFIC FACT!
All calculated n' stuff, by guys who keep pens in pockets and eat cheese slices as snacks.
Here are most of your ten, and a couple of hundred more, too:
The Hottest Canadian
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