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Happy F-Day, you engorged sexified mofos.
I am soliciting ideas for posts. Lately, (today) I've really been getting bored of the same ole political shite. That's not to say I'm going to stop e-scribbling on political issues, but I feel like I need to freshen things up from time to time.
That's where y'all come in. I am asking you - the window licking public- to send me your ideas/requests for Top Ten Lists and Totally Fake Interview subjects. The thing to remember is that there has to be a Canadian angle to your brilliant request.
So c'mon, let's get all live and interactive and shit. But remember, no kissing on the lips and always wear a condom. I'm wearing one right now, because it's too cold to ride my bike to work today and, well, you just never know what's gonna happen on the TTC. They don't call it theRed Rocket for nothing!
I am soliciting ideas for posts. Lately, (today) I've really been getting bored of the same ole political shite. That's not to say I'm going to stop e-scribbling on political issues, but I feel like I need to freshen things up from time to time.
That's where y'all come in. I am asking you - the window licking public- to send me your ideas/requests for Top Ten Lists and Totally Fake Interview subjects. The thing to remember is that there has to be a Canadian angle to your brilliant request.
So c'mon, let's get all live and interactive and shit. But remember, no kissing on the lips and always wear a condom. I'm wearing one right now, because it's too cold to ride my bike to work today and, well, you just never know what's gonna happen on the TTC. They don't call it theRed Rocket for nothing!
posted by K-Dough at 7:35 AM
32 Comments:
Bad combo today....bangin' wine headache complete with vague nausea, and a full day of meetings and site visits. And it's a billion below zero out there.
Top Ten most pathetic men in TO today:
Number 10: ahh...sorry, gotta run to the can....excuse me...
Whooee! OK, I'm a lazyass an' I got more ideas than energy. Here's a couplafew --
Top 10 Reasons t' Doubt King Steve's Treehuggin'
Top 10 Reasons t' Doubt Stephane Dion's Treehuggin'
Top 10 Overweight MP's
Top 10 Lightweight MP's
Top 10 Sexy MP's
Top 10 Provinces in Canada
Top 10 Kraft Dinner Recipes
Top 10 Homeless Shelters
I could dream up more but, like I sez, I'm a lazyass. Now, get t' work boogin'.
JimBobby
I liked the Men Meme. I've just been too busy to play. today, I think I'll have time. What about a Canadian Women counterpart?
Tell some gory roadie stories.
Show us your tits.
I am a compulsive tit shower. If someone asks, I have to show 'em.
JB: Tanks for those. I will keep all of them in mind and draw from them over the coming days, weeks, months, years. I may even post from the afterlife- if indeed there is an afterlife to post from.
Sheena: you asked "What about a Canadian Women counterpart?"
One word answer: Mitsou, baby.
Leather- chin up little bear. Go jack off. For some reason, hangovers always make me feel sexy-in the pants region anyways.
I'm doing an interview with a pal who's publishing his first book. Will let you know when it's done.
K, how about 10 people Canada can do without?
K-Man, you could always just ramble about daily drivel, fill your blog with endless pointless shots you take of yourself (while pouting), and slip in the occasional shot where you're showing your privates, just to keep the voyeurs coming back. I'd bet you'd win Best Blog with something like that.
I would like to see the top 10 ways to spend a weekend in -25 degree weather.
I had several idea's... hated them all, one I liked so I'm doing it myself.
Need more coffee, and my receptionist wore one of those little mini-skirts with ankle boots and a skin tight shirt today, so I'm not thinking clearly.
God, she's got horrible taste, but what a bod man.
The raymification of the Canadian blogosphere.
Joe, just do what I did in my single days when some tastelessly value-village dressed chick who says "youze" and uses "party" as a verb, but unfortunatley has an unbelievable bod, started putting the moves on me:
Go somewhere private to whack off, then when your brain kicks in after the release, bask in the relief that you're alone.
joe's right - save the A material for ourselves. send KD the B material... ha! ha!
KDough, why not share with us your thoughts on Canadian Culture. Why is it so wankerish today and what can we do to make it kick ass? (hint: CC's first law -- only cast good looking people).
Ah leather... I do, I do. She's complete trailer trash, but the little vixen types 120 words a minute and her legs go on forever...
Oddly enough, she's so wierd she just completely enthralls the customers who come to meet with me.
Mrs. Joe didn't talk to me for a week after I hired her.
That and she makes a kickass cup of coffee.
PETA (Putrid EcoTerrorists Targeting Anybody)
Mikey and Joe C: In lieu of any forthcoming PETA piece, I've put together this little medley of my views on the least bio-degradable PETA member:
K-Dough's Views On Pammie Anderson
by the way- I was against a seeing eye dog once- thank god, I took the TTC that day and was prepared by having already put on a condom.
What a sick puppy.
Pamela just needs a firm hand to take control of her... Wimpy men have caused her to be swayed by the demons of the treehugging Universe.
Your right though, if diapers never degrade, how long will it take her tits to fall apart.
Pam- your comment gave me paws to reflect and you know what, that day will probably dog me forever.
Joe C- I'd call Tommy Lee a lot of things: stupid; stupid; stupid and hung lke a horse. But I wouldn't call him WIMPY. He's hard core stupid.
Every woman has a friend like Pamela Anderson. Once they've had a taste of Abusive Loser they won't settle for anything else. We all know this girl.
There was a young fellow named Tom
Who thought to conquer all with his schlong,
With Camera in hand
and Pam playing flutist for the band,
Tommy lost all but the bong.
Wow, Joe C is our very own poet Laureate.
Ok, I finished my porn writer interview over at sheenavision.
I can't get inspired at all on the Man Meme, despite thinking about it for a couple of days. All I could come up with was a regional comparison of prairie vs. Quebec mullet distinctions.
Top 10 reasons to vote for Ashley MacIsaac for PM.
Top 10 reasons the euro will soon be the world's reserve currency of choice.
Top 10 reasons German men are hot.
Top 10 reasons not to sit next to K-dough when he's been drinking (#1 has to do with preventing Tittie-twister damage to your nipples).
Top 10 reasons why all gay/lesbian Canadians should move to PEI, separate from Canada and form our own gay nation -- let's call it Homoland.
OMG!! *I* am a tittie-twister after drinking!!
Top ten reasons to wear a padded bra when drinking with K-dough and Sheena.
Fake interview subjects? How about some of Harper's Cronies from the University of Calgary (e.g., Barry Cooper, who is organizing a fake "academic" conference to deny global warming's existence).
Or if that doesn't work, how about Rita MacNeil?
Top 10 creations of the CRTC. For example: The Parachute Club, Men Without Hats, all CBC programs other than Hockey Night In Canada, etc. You know, so called "careers" that are paid for by my tax dollars to the kind of talentless pieces of crap that couldn't make a penny from their "work" unless they lived right here in Welfare Land, aka Canada.
As for the Fake Interview, how about Mike Reno of Loverboy? What's with the red leather pants and matching red headband, Mike??? Yikes.....
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