Top 15 Worst Canadian TV Productions
The speculation ran rampant and wild yesterday on the contents of this highly anticipated list. Now, you can all finally get some much needed sleep and relieve yourselves in what ever manner you see fit. Fly free sweet blogaholics and let the juices of hapiness flow like wine!
And now, on to the list. There have been so many absolutely fucking retarded Canadian TV shows that this was a not an easy task. In fact, I lengthened the list- only for today- to a whopping 15 so-called productions. And without further nose and ass holding, here they are...
Top 15 Worst Canadian TV Productions
And now, on to the list. There have been so many absolutely fucking retarded Canadian TV shows that this was a not an easy task. In fact, I lengthened the list- only for today- to a whopping 15 so-called productions. And without further nose and ass holding, here they are...
Top 15 Worst Canadian TV Productions
- Smith and Smith
- Rita And Friends
- The Rene Simard Show
- Tiny Talent Time
- Royal Canadian Air Farce
- 100 Huntley Street
- Party Game
- To Serve and Protect
- Super Dave Osbourne
- Ed's Night Party
- The Littlest Hobo
- Jonovision
- The Polka Dot Door
- Train 48
- Little Mosque on the Prairie
Labels: Canadiana, Top Canadian Lists, Top Lists
posted by K-Dough at 2:02 PM
45 Comments:
The Mad Dash?
Or is the game show genre a whole separate sub category?
Well, I included Party Game. Oh oh- I know one- Definition?
AARRRGGGHHH
Now I have that theme song stuck in my head.
AARRRGGGHHH
Now I have that theme song stuck in my head.
Not the Littlest Hobo! He was so cute!!!
How does Air Farce make your list? If you had said 22 Minutes I would agree wholeheartedly (it's been garbage since they lost Rick Mercer). Also, despite its corny nature, Little Mosque on the Prairie isn't all that bad of a show.
Michael- It's just my opinion. I find the Air Farce writing to be pedestrian and inane and the performances to be sleepy and lame.
It's not authentic to me. It's fake, plastic, geriatic- oh I do'nt know I just can't seem to find all the adjectives I need here.
Let me see- watching it is like really having to piss just when you are about to orgasm.
Homo- the Littlest Hobo was a horrible actor. They could have at least cast a dog who could act like- I dunno- Margot Kidder?
By the way- OUT TV should do spoof series called the Littlest Homo.
Super Dave was Canadian? I loved it.
Air Farce was better on radio, and with Morgan.
At one of my favourite Ottawa tiki bars, the Aloha Room, one of the DJs has the Littlest Hobo track and will play it if he's in the right frame of mind.
I'll give you Jonovision, but Jonathon Torrens (not sure I spelt that correctly) has redeemed himself as J-ROCK on TrailerPark Boys - know what I'm saaayin', know what I'm suckasayin'
K-Djembe
The Littlest Hobo is the top stinker, in my opionion. Little Mosque is a typical dumbed-down Canadian piece of crap.
Polka Dot Door wasn't so bad.It's the only one of your 15 that's I'll admit to watching more than once.
Pam- you said: The Littlest Hobo is the top stinker.
It's so hard though to pick a number one in this list. Smith and Smith, if you've ever seen it, has to be close to that mark though.
Just picture Red Green without the kitsche, even less humour, worse writing, and fucking terrible singing and acting.
LOL...though I'm not familiar with To Serve and Protect.
Here's another Canadian stinker..."Check It Out" with Don Adams. Total high-school production quality. Completely ruined Get Smart reruns for me.
Night Heat...mondo crap!!
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Actually, that doesn't sound too bad. When's it on?
Polka Dot Door? You dis Polka Dot Door? Have you no shame? Had you no childhood?
I preferred Mr. Dressup thank you very much. Polka Dot Door was for stupid feel-good hippy kids whose parents smoked way too much weed.
Mine smoked in moderation :)
I think your avatar looks a little like a young, hip Mr. Dressup.
I know that Ernie Coombs is sacred ground, but even as a young child, I thought that Mr. Dressup was some seriously low-budget shyte. Buffalo's "Rocketship 7" was my viewing choice.
Leather: I watched Commander Tom myself dude. But I was soooo disappointed when I finally realized he was the same guy that did the weather report later in the day!!!
Pam- awww thanks. That's not an avatar though- it's an artist's rendering. A blind artist, but a rendering nonetheless. If you only knew whatI really looked like.
I'm hideous...look away!
For Leather:
http://www.commandertomjolls.com/
I may never have laughed so hard in my life as the first time I saw To Serve and Protect, because I watched it immediately after COPS on some digital cable channel. badass gang bangers with guns, car chases and nasty domestic beating cases right to.... homeless guy peeing on the mailbox, a raccoon in a city park, a guy with a joint. comedy gold.... you just gotta watch it in the right frame of mind!
You sir- stop! Put the donut down and zip up your pants. Now back away from the snowblower..slowly!
snarkily, I say:
hey, K-Man, why no Quebec representation? Ain't quebec in Canada?
CC: did you miss #3 dude?????
K-dough, if OUT TV (how did you know it was called that? I thought it was still called Pride Vision until I googled it just now... are you secretly gay, K-dough?) made a Littlest Homo series, it would have to star a straight actor, because no self-respecting gay man would be caught dead being described as the Littlest anything in case other guys took it literally.
By the way, that dog was in fact a far superior actor than Keanu Reeves, Hayden Christensen or several other top Hollywood actors I could name.
Pam, you know I love you (FOR YOUR MIND!), but I have to respectfully disagree with your taste in TV. I used to love watching that sweet little dog wander into people's lives and solve all their problems. If only they'd sent him off to Palestine, why, he would've found a way to quell all the trouble there and make everyone become friends. He was a great dog, a kind, gentle soul lost in a cold world desperate for his special brand of problem-solving.
There should be a monument to that little dog in front of CBC headquarters... of course, that won't happen now that Darth Flapperty's going to sell off all of Canada's public buildings to his friends for a pittance and then lease them back for a fortune every year, and all so he can magically create enough money right before an election to deliver larger-than-anticipated tax cuts to try to buy middle-class votes for his boss, the Emperor Harpatine, but I digress...
Sheena, the next time I'm in Ottawa, I'd love to check out that Tiki Bar. I've always wanted to go to one... they're so camp.
Sorry... small correction to my rant above. It's of course Darth Fortier, the unelected, unaccountable Minister of Public Works and Government Services, who was apparently looking to sell the nation's silverware, not Darth Flapperty, though it was likely his idea... I mean, it all worked out SO WELL with the Highway 407, eh?
Drunk again eh homo? And its only 7 pm!
Nope. Haven't had a drink. Just have verbal you know what...
Or, more accurately, since I am typing with my fingers, digital you know what...
It's great, homo.
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And I'm really hoping that the weather in Fatlanta tomorrow isn't too shitty to do the Trader Vic Floor Show tomorrow night.
Oh, KD? my email is
sheena_verputzout@hotmail.com
Listen, you unappreciative Upper Canadians! Littlest Hobo was THE show I would never be caught missing.
Your hearts have grown COLD!
How can that adorable nomadic German Shephard with no name...
MAYBE TOMORROW, I'LL WANT TO SETTLE DOWN,
UNTIL TOMORROW, THE WHOLE WORLD IS MY HOME
SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN ME FOR A WHILE,
JUST GRAB YOUR HAT, COME TRAVEL LIGHT,
THAT'S HOBO STYLE.
I'M SINGIN' LOUD AND I IS SINGIN' IT PROUD!
SAY IT WITH ME!
it just dawned on me that I'd bet we could put together some pretty crappy tv.
I don't know if this will work for you or not, my Internet has no address bar so I don't know if this is complete (I took it from the google search page), but check out this URL -- you won't be disappointed:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PINxfouNQFw
By the way, Karmacake, it turns out the dog did have a name: his name was London.
The Trouble with Tracy, is hands down the worst Canadian show ever, followed by any EataBigMeal(Rita Mcneil) east coast music shoe.
Dont forget Star Lost.
GAB- The Trouble with Tracy. Holy fuck, I competely forgot about that one. It was absolutely horrid! You are so correct.
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