Myths and Leprechauns
Federal Finance Minister Jim Flaherty, the little greenback loving leprechaun was laying it on extra thick yesterday. He said that if he hadn't decided to tax income trusts, the budget surplus would eventually disappear. Notwithstanding that piece of absurdly spun trash, all those magic tax cuts he is planning to buy the votes of simple people with won't help much either, will they? It's simple accounting- which is good since I'm damn simple with numbers.
You can't have it both ways Jimbo. You can't have a surplus and still decrease revenues drastically. The cash has to come from somewhere: Whether it's on the backs of the poor, sick and lame or the pockets of those who can afford it. Look at what happened when Ernie Eves tried that in Ontario: All we got was baked books and a hidden deficit lurking shyly behind the smoke and mirrors of neo-conmanship. And now, almost four years later, we are still paying for that deception.
It doesn't matter if it's now or later, Canadians will pay those taxes one way or another. Once the myth of conservative fiscal responsibility is again responsible for racking up another massive deficit by callously and irresponsibly feeding tax cuts to the savage, salivating masses, we will pay again, Jimmy. And the short-term pot-o-gold and political gains you reap from this kind of spend-by-cutting policy will toss your leprechaun ass back into opposition.
You can't have it both ways Jimbo. You can't have a surplus and still decrease revenues drastically. The cash has to come from somewhere: Whether it's on the backs of the poor, sick and lame or the pockets of those who can afford it. Look at what happened when Ernie Eves tried that in Ontario: All we got was baked books and a hidden deficit lurking shyly behind the smoke and mirrors of neo-conmanship. And now, almost four years later, we are still paying for that deception.
It doesn't matter if it's now or later, Canadians will pay those taxes one way or another. Once the myth of conservative fiscal responsibility is again responsible for racking up another massive deficit by callously and irresponsibly feeding tax cuts to the savage, salivating masses, we will pay again, Jimmy. And the short-term pot-o-gold and political gains you reap from this kind of spend-by-cutting policy will toss your leprechaun ass back into opposition.
Labels: Fiscal, Harpocrites, Harrisites
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Leprichaun, LOL! I liked it better when he was running for the Ontario PC leadership....his true colours were out there for all to see.
Then, he was a mean plump little ogre- arrrrrrr. That extreme right flog the homeless mother approach suited him well.
my irish ears are burning.
oh, to long for the days when that cornish pasty was finance minister and the RCMP opened a file every time he opened his mouth.
At least those were exciting/ entertaining times. Something to be said for drama value.
It doesn't help that he looks exactly like my old next door neighbour/best friend's Dad. All happy and singing when he was drunk, then quietly growling at me over the hedges how he was going to "take the garden shears" to my hair when my Mom wasn't looking.
Took the strap to his kid on a regular basis too.
Watching him in that leadership race made me huddle in the basement, all pasty and sweaty.
Chucker thinks he's charming!
"the little greenback loving leprichaun"
If Flaherty were Jewish would you call him a money grubbing shyster? If he were french would you call him a Jos. Louis and Pepsi eating rubber boot?
It's left wing racists like you who lower the level of debate in Canada.
Sacre Bleu!
For the record, if he were french, I think calling him a Jos. Louis and Pepsi eating rubber boot would be pretty funny... although I think I would add Mae West in there for good measure.
Mais, je suis francais, alors j'ai le perspective.
I'm just waiting for a Dutch guy to get a high-profile post, so I can call him a cheese-eating, klompen wearing crook.
LOL!
Alstublieft, kaas kopft.
wait a second, K-Dough - are you saying the Irish are not a race?
Chucker, being a Scotsman, I can sympathize with the racial disparity that the Irish feel... see'in as how they are the lesser Celtic cousins:)
the irish are indeed a race. and no, Canadians are not a race. I'm not saying the leprechaun crack was racist, as the anonypuss guy said - what you wrote is fair-game funny. maybe its just semantics - and we know how touchy that can get.
50 years ago, here in Quebec, the powers that be called us dirty catholics. now, the powers that be call us dirty anglophones.
and the Irish don't have to cry over white man's burden. colonialism and imperialism and all that bullshit had nothing to do with us.
Chucker: Exactly. They are a cultural OR a geo-political entity. They are NOT a race. Is Canadian a race?
Nationalities are heuristic constructs designed to exclude other groups, based on assumptions or myths of exclusivity for economic, religious, military or other gain.
Chucker- I understand what you are saying re: your definition of race. We are just using different definitions.
In the 20th century, in North America, the common use of the word race has pejorative connotations. It is divisive and most commonly used in the context of the black-white struggle in the US. That's where our modern, North American concept of the word racist came from- at least in my generation.
Granted, there are older more benign European uses of the term race to describe nationalities. But did the French call the English racists in the 19th century? Hardly. They equally insulted each other based on national stereotypes.
That kind of vague discrimination is not anything at all like the North Amerian context, where racism was something physically prosecuted against a physically identifiable group of minority human beings, within one geo-politically determinable society.
So conceivably, calling someone a racist because they made a joke about the Irish (which I didn't)in terms of what racist means in North American discourse- historically- is linguistically barren of meaning to me.
Not to mention the fact that I'm white and of at least partial Irish descent.
Iz all I'm sayin ...
Oh, and I was just blathering, not disagreeing with you. Lest some twig-necked fuck wad misinterpret what I said to mean anything different.
Oh, and I'm not trying to ignore the obvious plight of the downtrodden Irish in Canada these days; what with the head tax, sitting at the back of busses and public lynchings going on around every day.
uhhhh.
"Is Quebec a Nation"?
Yes says Kdough.
But wait - of the founding groups of Montreal - symbolized on our flags, only 1 would make that assertion. Irish don't exist in Quebec. And if you think the Irish didn't get treated like shit when the Chinese were getting treated even shittier... well, my grandma has a story about the 6 months she lived in Toronto that would make your skin curl - it was about the same time that Torontonians rioted over jews on the beaches of Lake Ontario.
You are 100% correct on your context of the word "racist" and I agree. Leprechaun does not, in my mind, constitute racist or even come close.
But here's a little story for fun:
I took a german class when I was 12 on Saturday mornings because my parents hated me. Term 1 report card from Herr Brandt: "CC has an excellent temper for an Irishman."
Not kidding. We were a little gobsmacked - particularly coming from a 60 year old German! I was yanked out of that class that very day.
everyone's got a story here's mine - i'm ukrainian with a polish name and when i introduce myself i get the ol'reply of "that's a good irish name, hahhah"...i'm so confused.
CC- Please tell me that you have that framed on your office wall? That's where I have the letter to my mother from my highschool principal saying "K-Dough has a persistent problem with authority. When I approached him this morning, and asked him why he was drinking coffee in the smoking area, he used an expletive and threatened me". Mind you, we were smoking dope with our coffee at that moment.
CC- you've never folowed through with your promise to send me the personally-signed letter P.E.T sent you...I need to see it! While yuou aer at it send me a copy of Herr Brandt's slapstick Nazi slur.
Befuddled- well what do you expect. You haven't heard of the long line of Dublin SZCZEPAĆSKIs?
KD-
I know. I'm so frikkin' lazy. Its in a basement closet under a stair case and I got all excited to find it until I opened the door and found an exercise bike and christmas lights in my way.
Yes. I said CHRISTMAS and it feeeeeels good.
-GASP-
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Why K? Are you one of those people who go Christmas shopping on December 24?
By the way, I like this post.
Thanks Joanne.
And no, I'm one those poeple who despises the holiest 2 month celebration of consumerists every year.
Sorry for the double post and I can't delete it because beta blogger doesn't allow deleting comments in other blogs.
There I id it for you :P
when my charge card gets maxed out, I feel like I'm doin' baby Jesus proud.
Do you GET how good perogies and gravy can be? My baba would be mortified, but I don't care. I know I'm already in the will.
Eek- that's sacreligious- they're called verenyky and no gravy should ever touch them!
Forget about his Irish background, or any other member of HOC, what is important is why has the msm not played up to his part when he was Fin. Min. in the Harris/Eves govt. in Ont. and how disastrous that was. Has he changed during the time he was out of Ont. politics to now in the so called "New" govt. The so called "New" govt. sounds like we never had a govt. before this bunch landed on the scene.
My wife is French / irish and I simply ADORE calling her a LepreFrog.....
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