Celebrity Sightings
(KP-Toronto) Some genuine Canadian celebrities were fortunate enough recently to catch glimpses of K-Dough and his intensely private daughter and wife in and around town. Rumour has it that just yesterday, Peter Mansbridge passed the three while shopping for sundries at the shi shi Forest Hill Loblaws on a lovely mid-town mid-afteroon. K-Dough's wife was heard to whisper "Geez- by the light of day, Mansbridge looks like his own father".
Only days before, while weekday brunching at Grapefruit Moon, a popular Annex eatery, radio/TV personality Dini Petty was overheard making sweet remarks to K-Dough's daughter Kay-Dough. Wrapped in her favourite embroidered jean jacket, Hello Kitty pom pom touque and Amsterdam knit scarf, the precocious child was delighted to hear Petty utter the prophetic phrase: "Wow, she's going to be the next cool chick of the future".
Ahh, the T-Dot is a glorious town, isn't it?
Only days before, while weekday brunching at Grapefruit Moon, a popular Annex eatery, radio/TV personality Dini Petty was overheard making sweet remarks to K-Dough's daughter Kay-Dough. Wrapped in her favourite embroidered jean jacket, Hello Kitty pom pom touque and Amsterdam knit scarf, the precocious child was delighted to hear Petty utter the prophetic phrase: "Wow, she's going to be the next cool chick of the future".
Ahh, the T-Dot is a glorious town, isn't it?
Labels: Canadiana, Celebs, Urban Anecdotes
posted by K-Dough at 12:10 PM
71 Comments:
K-Dough, a tip of the hat to Sheenavision? Poor Dini...she does not have a good reputation amongst former co-workers. (Most of them refer to her as a bi....oh sorry, don't want to get Polly Jones back here spewing her angry personal baggage.)
I did see Mansbridge's ex Wendy Mesley at a furniture store a couple of years back....yup, totally bangaliscious in real life too. Foolish, foolish man.
Leather- tip of the hat for what?
I no understandable you...
Leather- and BTW I used to work close to Petty and I'd say, at the time, people I knew around her thought she was a successful, respectable woman.
Aw, K-dough, you're name-dropping. Show off. ;)
Pray you don't cross paths with Howie Mandel. He's history's greatest monster.
K-Man,
Maybe all those people were harbouring secret jealousies. Seriously, I've met at least three people (some who were regular guests) who had nothing good to say about her. I met her once at a charity event and she was quite charming. Then again, I have lots of acquaintances I quite like who get ripped to shreds by others. I consider it a badge of honour.
(Re: Sheenevision...Talking about a day in the life, people you ran into, a place you had brunch...each reference containing a well-informed link. You-a understandable, or am I- ah mix up-a?)
Freddy- I'm shameless - you should know that by now. The best part is looking blase and pretending you don't notice. It's the best dude!
Leather- gotcha on the Sheena angle.
What will you do if Harper wants to make a sandwich for you?
Joanne, it's irrelevant... once Harper made the sandwich he wouldn't want to give it up.
Former TV star Valerie Harper of Rhoda fame? I would graciously accept the sangwich. Of course, if it were Mary Tyler-Moore (in her day) I would make sweet love to her before eating the sangwich.
Sweet scenario.
I wouldn't get anywhere near a Harper sandwich. No sir. Not even if the other guy was an Ottawa Senator.
K-Dough, making sweet love to Stephen Harper, YUCK! Oh not Stephen Harper Mary Tyler Moore.
Leather, he will probably box anyone in the head for trying to get near his sandwich.
Pam, LOL.
Pam - what if the other guy was Deborah Grey?
Just how I pictured you, Sheena. (I have a rather nasty angle now...)
K-Dough....Rhoda is responsible for firing up my life-long lust for tom-boyish, raspy voiced chicks.
You can make sweet love to Mary, I'll do naughty stuff upstairs in Rhoda's cluttered apartment.
Then maybe we can talk about a sandwich....
that's my picture of Sheena and Pam - both exemplaries of euclidean geometry - whereas Chuckercanuck is all chiseled this and chiseled that.
KD - curious - does the Forest Hill Loblaw's carry no name sour cream and onion rings for $1.19? to me, nothin' says class act like a big bag of those yummies.
If I ate a Harper sandwhich, I would never brush my teeth again.
and if they fell out, I would display them on my mantle.
CC- guess I ain't the only shameless celeb whore around here.
Sheena- when did you develop such a dirty potty mouth girl? I think I like it.
Leather- if we play our cards right, I'm sure after a couple of twisters we could get Rhoda and Mary to do each other. Of course, we'd have to get rid of Joe and that annoying Mrs. Morgenstern first.
Any ideas?
Sheena ate some sour cream 'n onion chips at the bus station today while waiting for a Greyhound back to Toronto.
Bag a chips and glass of shit wine. $5. Whoo hoo, baby...
sheena, throw in a bubble bath and I'm in loooooove. (oh wait, I'm married.) I'm in inappropriate infatuation...
Bus station drinking really *IS* pretty special.
Sheen-ahh: Hey, at least you have a hobby. I'll be Auberge du Pommier'ing it tonight for stupid cocktails with corporate shirt and ties. Can you imagine me there doing that? Neither can most people- that's why I don't get invited often... Bus stop sounds better.
But alas, this is an unavoidable necessity. Oh well- at least it's free!
Oh, nice. Haven't been there yet, but have been to the sister restaurant on Bayview, Oliver & Bonacini. Was very good, and was pleasantly surprised at the creative Cdn wine selections. Even had a Daniel Lenko rose, if I remember correctly. I stalk Daniel Lenko. He's the hottest under 40 wine maker in niagara. And I mean that in a purely side-of-beef way.
No such thing as a stupid cocktail, k. There are, however, many stoopid drunks as I'm sure you know.
sheena, a hot wine maker? I can't think of anything more exciting.
A wino drummer trumps a rich wine maker anyday, leather.
Pam:
For your eyes only
Yup, he's a hottie. He has a great smile. I definitely wouldn't throw him out of my bed for eating $1.19 sour cream and onion rings.
How's his wine?
The only problem with those sour cream and onion ring things is that they leave a disgusting pulpy mess on your teeth.
I'd make him brush his teeth first, Pammie.
You ladies are great...
I love a dirty, curved girl:) Mrs. Joe in the garden picking weeds. Garden tool in one hand, and a Corona in the other. Bring it on man.
Although I must say I'll be keeping my eyes open for a girl drinking wine in a bus stop, with curves:)
Now, if I only knew what a bus stop looks like, I might be able to find it.
Do they come with free parking? Is there a place inside them where I can buy something and get validated? Who came up with the concept anyways? I'm assuming it's a building, as I can't see Sheena drinking out of a bag at a bus shelter...
Ah well, I'll just stick to driving and keep a hopeful look out.
I'm sure there is a place inside them where you can sell something and get violated...
I prefer wine drinkers to wine makers myself.They're not as serious and their balance and judgement tends to become compromised, which always lends to a smooth transition to foreplay, in the bus stop.
Oh yeah? K-dough?
How 'bout this little Leah McLaren lookalike....
Sue Ann
I dunno. Not bad. I'd do her, but that's not saying much. A little goofy/preppie looking. I'd have to see her naked, on all fours, through the lens of a big fattie and bottle of red.
BTW-That had better not be some covert she-trick to get me to say something bad about someone you know..
Thats what I like about you K-Dough, always keeping your perspective on a situation.
She's a little wholesome looking for me. Can't stand women in poly/cotton golfshirts.
Patent Leather, yes. Silk, yes. Nylon, oh yes. Lycra, hmm baby, Handcuffs and knee-high highheel boots, bring it on brother.
But not if their fat... no, no fatties thank-you. If I have to stay in shape, so does everyone else.
Course, a half dozen or twenty Martini's, and I probably wouldn't give a shit what they were wearing.
I'm nothing if not easy.
I don't know a woman that looks great in a golf shirt. I don't even wear a golf shirt when I golf. Golf shirts are right up there with race t-shirts...not even to bed, thanks.
JC, who the hell wears patent leather? Where do you buy patent leather clothing??
Wife used to design leather clothing Pam... in our youth we owned a small manufacturing company... until I decided it wasn't worth the work. (Actually, I had so many leather pieces in my closet I figured I was good for a lifetime, and I hated the hours)
Mrs. Joe is multi-everything. Helps keep me humble... well, humblerer.. er.
Christ, I feel like I'm on one of those reality makeover shows, where people are posed in front of "judges" who feel free to say anything. This is fun!
She's cute, only if she has a personality. If she's quiet and mousy...nyada. If she's funny, and comfortable with her sexuality, and gets a bit flirty after having that glass...I'm in. (She's gotta be over thirty though...anything younger and I feel like a perv.)
JoeC, confession: In those "before", "making progress after three weeks" and "after" women losing weight ads, I almost always prefer the "making progress" shot. Stop right there hon, let's do it now...
I actually own a few pieces of leather clothing from wayyyy back. I have a leather halter top that my then-boyfriend (now husband) bought for me at the Leather Ranch. I wore it once to be polite and was so embarrassed. I just can't throw it out for some reason. I wonder what the fuck he was thinking..
Oh Pammie, I know exactly what he was thinking..
OK, here's a more up-to-date picture.
http://www.20bees.com/ourWinemakers.php
I had that wine last weekend (cabernet merlot) and it was okay, but the screw-top threw me a little.
leather,
ya, I guess that was what he was thinking...
I'm an after guy Leather. I like em' lean and trim.
Mrs. Joe has only one demand of me, if she is going to stay a size 6, I'm forever a 34 waist... means more and more effort every year, but whats a heart attack between lovers.
Pam, never throw out leather... re-use it. Although my wife says the same thing about a high-cut dress I bought her made of Macremay... thought I was nuts until we went dancing... she won't put it on anymore:(
Sheena, much better. Can you get her to unbutton her shirt alittle more?
Yes well... diamonds transport easily.
Think of the Diamond bra's... all that money around some womans tits... it's titillating no?
Mr. Whipple, please don't squeeze the ladies:) or steal their bra's.
Sheena- that's a tad better.
Still, when you drive a Porche, a golf cart seems a little bumpy. Of course, that doesn't mean if there were only a golf cart on a desert island I wouldn't be driving the fucker every day- hard.
Not saying she isn't talented, but...
It's officially booz'en time kiddies... have a great weekend!!!
Thanks to Via rail, I've perhaps never been more drunk. WIFI and open bars are the way to go, fellow freak-nerds.
Anyway, I just want to slur that I love you all very, very much and like Johnny LaRue ($3 to anyone who knows who that is) - I'm grateful to God and Bing Crosby for making this all possible.
The winemaker is NOT hot. KD, Leather, Joe and Me are all much better looking. Okay, the other guys might be fat pigs, I don't know. But I am much better looking than that guy. Even after a whole bag of sour cream and onion rings.
I'm sorry I'm a NeoKon Imperialist. I realize you tolerate me, but secretely, you all hate me and plot my assasination. K-D not only plots my death, but thinks he'll make a fortune off a mockumentary called "Death of a NeoKon Blogger".
Maybe this is the booze talking, but stop following me KD!
Chucker, I'm glad to see you in this state. There is hope for you yet. We all know the Neokon thing is a Johnny-la-ruse.
Oh, there is nothing sweeter than a drunk spewing his love..Back at ya, CC. I love you BECAUSE you are a neo-con. I know I could convert you. It is my new Life Goal.
The wine maker had a nice smile, and that IS hot, chucker. He also had a shit-load of wine, and that earns a few Pam points.
Thanks to Via rail, I've perhaps never been more drunk. WIFI and open bars are the way to go, fellow freak-nerds
Chucker has just gotten in touch with his inner Sheena.
I feel warm all over right now.
You guys are all freaks. We should get together at some point soon!I've heard some of you will be around here soon.
Lez organize sumthin?
Be careful what you wish for, K-Dough. Sheena and her trusty sidekick rolled in at 3ish last night after a festering with some other innerdnet compadres and now I feel compelled to go out to tender for an engineer to help design my newest invention: The Liver Bra (tm).
Liver Bra...sounds intriguing, yet elusive...classic Sheena.
K-D, if that wasn't booze talkin', you know I'm in ....I have communicated with Joe C and Chucker, and Joe C was a pretty sure for next month. (And of course, you and I have already had drunken, one-sided sex.)
If anyone we like communicates with you on your psycho-barrier hotmail account, count me in.
I'm in leather. Well, if all goes well at my parole hearing, that is.
me? nuh-huh. bad email?
but I am certainly game. My rule is: nobody brings weapons. I think that's the safest thing to do.
Don't need weapons. Black belt. Trained in Japan. No shit.
Uso j'yai nai desu yo.
Sure I did Chucker; thou forgettist. Hooked you and JC up my band's myspace and invited you both for a drink when you're in the t dot. JC is actually going to be in the tdot next month and took me up. Your reply was more general. At that point I only committed for myself, as it is not my place to divulge other's personal info. But if K-Dough's in, and Pammie, and anyone else...what a blast! (Some geographical issues for you and Pam obviously.)
Please Chucker, don't allow you know who to spook you. K-dough could probably kill him, you, me, etc. without breaking a sweat. (Feel better now??)
I must admit Leather- I was slightly- ok- alotly intoxicated when I issued that semi-formal invite.
I will have to think long and hard...
So...you're thinking about me? Hoo ha ha hoo....
Yeah, I knew you were hammered K, just the social animal in me being let loose....it's probably geographically/logistically impossible to pull off anyway, but fun to imagine nonetheless.
Boozin' and bloggin'..guess next time you'll be locking up your keyboard,hmm??
Now now, don't be so quick Pammie to judge. I am actually practicing envisioning the whole affair taking place. It conceivably could happen with a few constraints, assurances and promises.
BTW- got your e-mail- thanks. I'll reply asap....belllllllla.
I'm not wearing patent leather. You can just forget it.
Oh, you'll wish you did when Leather shows up wearing his assless DLR chaps and I'm in zebra stripe spandex!
wow - I was drunk. I thought Leather was K-Dough. Leatherhands and I have communicated recently about hooking up in T-Dot. I think it would be hilarious, so long as no one laughs at my trademark bow-tie.
If said person was wearing assless chaps or zebra spandex I wouldn't be too concerned.
CC: You are totally fucking kidding about the bow tie aren't you? I've never pictured you as the Less Nessman type...
I'm thinking you're more an older version of Alex P. Keaton?
I envision a dinner in a restaurant somewhere. A large table. Many laughs. Sheena picks the wine, while we unfortunately pay the tab for same. Small price in the grand scheme of things. If the Swingmaster General can find a way to arrange it all, I'm in. (I've grown out of my assless chaps unfortunately...they have a fucking 29 waist..)
And it's too cold for the Milli Vanilli bicycle pants.
Dunno kiddies- could be fairly difficult to arrange logistics like this. Can't see people making a trek like that for just a dinner.
You may be forced to pleasure a few sojourners, with your drum stick and kit.
kdough, i'm resisting reacting to the Alex P Keaton joke because only not right jokes pop into my head.
the bow tie was a joke. the only accurate thing about me is that I do happen to have more than 1 "don't mess with texas" tshirts. I only wear them four times a week, so there's no guarantee i'd be in those.
I sit in San Antone tonight, Chucker. Over the Starwood rescused ruins of some old limestone quarry.
Drinkin my last Shiner Bock of the night, regretting the à la mode. Again.
Lactose Intolerance Sux Aszzz!!!
sheena,
the stars shine bright - hope its warm.
There is no room for lactose intolerance in this society. It's a real shame that we aren't more civilized than that.
like Paul McCartney, I'm lactation intolerant.
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