Friday, October 13, 2006

News Flash: Harper An Idiot

Scientific tests have confirmed: Stephen Harper is a fucking idiot.

When Harper called "virtually all of the candidates in the Liberal leadership" race "anti-Israeli" he disgraced the job title he currently holds. The Toronto Star called his comments "highly partisan", which really is a gross understatement. I'd like to add a few adjectives: facile; opportunistic; insipid; misinformed; childish.

Harper's comments display a Bush-like ignorance about world affairs and make him look like an empty-headed American lap dog. For our Prime Minister to be throwing around serious accusations that play on fear, hatred and racist undertones is sick. The guy should not only apologize, but resign.

Furthermore, Bernie Farber and the Canadian Jewish Congress should step up and castigate this idiot for trivializing anti-semitism.

Happy Friday the 13th you sweet 'n sassy l'il sexies!

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42 Comments:

Blogger uncle freddy said...

Right on, romana.

Harper has the depth and personality of an anal wart. Intelligent people see through this moron, so let him talk like one. So far, Bob Rae's taking the high road, so at least there's hope for the Liberals yet.

I'm Liberal-leaning, but it's moments like these I'm glad I don't fully subscribe to a specific party. "Give me ambiguity, or give me...something else!"

12:29 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Freddy- re: Harper has the depth and personality of an anal wart.

That was raw. Ouch!

2:00 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

I'm not just a client- I'm the president!

2:06 PM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't think it was possible this afternoon, but you made me laugh. Is it happy hour yet?

2:08 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger Joe Calgary said...

Bernie stepped up alright, with a cheque... booyahh:) If the shoe fits, then wear it. He did say "virtually", which implies many, not all. So Bobby Rae is crying for nothing.

Besides, Liberal PM's have a fine tradition of dividing and conquering... this is politics ladies and gents, surely you didn't expect Stevie Wonder to be any more or less angelic than Liberal Leaders who flip birds or worse at other segements of society.

2:10 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger Joe Calgary said...

Also, Liberals leaders have been big time setting themselves up for something like this since the summer, so the opportunistic jab shouldn't be unexpected.

But Pam is right too, it's been national idiot week all around.

2:14 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Now, now JC- don't start me talking about PT- my hero.

Pam- Glad to oblige. Happy hour? I have stayed out way too late last night drinking at least 2-too-many drinks and must begin to re-embibe directly after work at an event.

Life is good.

2:16 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger uncle freddy said...

k-dough: I meant it with love.

2:18 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Freddy- Nubby-assed love.

2:28 PM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Indeed, K. Life is very good.

2:39 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger Sheena said...

ewwww K-dough. That just put the dulcet strains of Captain and Tennille into my brain.

2:42 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Sheena: you are one funny chick. But I thought you were a little tougher than that...

Check this out:

Nub-assed, Nub-assed, candle light
Doin' the town and doin' it right in the evenin'- it's pretty pleasin'

Nub-assed Suzie, Nub-assed Sam
Do the jitterbug at a Nub-assed Land

And they shimmy, Sam is so skinny

2:58 PM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I thought you were a rocker back in the day..But you sure know your Captain and Tennille, banger boy.

Oh..my....God...

Is k-dough....Tennille??

3:32 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger Sheena said...

OK, now close your eyes and imagine Steve and Laureen as Sammy and Suzie.

3:32 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger uncle freddy said...

Mmm...nubby-assed love...

Now I have a huge craving for gnocchi lathered in peanut butter...with peanuts & corn.

3:34 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger Sheena said...

Well godammit Fred, I wondered where you went to.

3:38 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Fred- you just made me spit out a mouthful of martini through my nose.

4:02 PM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldn't the correct measurement be a noseful?
Sheena must know the answer to this.

4:04 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Pam- even head bangers enjoy a little hot rodent love every once in awhile.

4:05 PM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO...it took me a minute. You are such a romantic.

4:10 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger uncle freddy said...

Good to be back, baby!

4:16 PM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're such a witty wine-ho, Sheena.

4:22 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Nubby Rat Ass-mmmmmmmmm. I had that once in a greasy spoon in Shanghai.

4:24 PM, October 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are requesting an IMMEDIATE cease and desist order on the offensive comparisons being made hereto forthwith.

4:29 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

sorry, K man, but Harper is correct on this.

4:55 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Fuckin special interest groups always ruining everyone's fun!

I'll meet them head on though- K-Dough is not gonna be pushed around by a bunch of feel-good rectal growth polishers.

5:02 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

CC: Thanks for clearing that up for me.

I retract it all- even though I know withdrawal is not an effective form of birth control.

5:03 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

phew.

thanks, K-D. i knew i had a slam dunk case that would win you over.

8:11 PM, October 13, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

IFAF: Kinsella is on everyone's payroll. He ain't a punk- he's da man...

2:49 AM, October 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is big!
We're gonna run with this!

7:26 PM, October 14, 2006  
Blogger Joe Calgary said...

American Professors running for Liberal Leadership in Canada apparently get infected with it too... causes them to state something, retract it, restate the retraction, and then state the same thing over and over until it's time for a retraction... very confusing.

1:21 PM, October 16, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Withdrawal is not an effective form of birth control. Or winning leadership campaigns.

3:53 PM, October 16, 2006  
Blogger Joe Calgary said...

Makes a mess too. Good for the boys at Kleenex though.

5:00 PM, October 16, 2006  
Blogger scout said...

i like withdrawl. easier to clean if on stomache. oh no, what the hell am i saying here????????

3:19 AM, October 17, 2006  
Blogger Sheena said...

The aftermath of withdrawal

9:26 AM, October 17, 2006  
Blogger Joe Calgary said...

Sheena, if it was that easy to make jewelry, guys'd be dropping loads every hour on the hour, anywhere they went.

11:33 AM, October 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And you're not, Joe?

By the way, Sheena, I have a pierced navel and can't help but think about your post every time I catch my reflection in the mirror (though I don't wear anything but small rings).

11:49 AM, October 17, 2006  
Blogger Joe Calgary said...

Pam... if I was doing that my wife would make me drag a mop and pail around behind me everywhere I go. So I save it for cleaning day... and the maid:)

12:38 PM, October 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How very thoughtful of you, Joe. You're a true gentleman.

Where the hell is K-dough this week?

1:12 PM, October 17, 2006  
Blogger Joe Calgary said...

Yah... time for a new post KD, you twisted, sick, and generally very funny guy you.

2:05 PM, October 17, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

You wanted the best - you got the best! The hottttest Dough in the worllllld- K!!!!!!!

Post is up- though I'm suspecting JC won't agree...

2:55 PM, October 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He should have called them pro-shemites and then licked all of their testies.

3:09 PM, October 31, 2006  

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