The Secret to My Success

For almost a year now, I have agonized over whether or not to share some of my trade secrets with you all. Since we have developed such a trusting, loving relationship, I'm going to let you in on one of the reasons for my unprecedented blogging success. With the increasing proliferation of countless political blogs out there over the past year or so, I'm sure you have all been dying to find out how the K-dough manages to receive so many hits - day after day. Well, here it comes folks: The secret yeast behind K-Dough's quick rise to national fame: The allure is in the unusual content.

Oh sure, you can endlessly blather on about government policies, legislation or party politics. You can bore readers to death with tirades about statistics, economies and the value of the dollar. But the bottom line is, unless you say fuck, dick, ass or tits a helluva lot, people are never going to find you. Never. And even if they somehow do manage to stumble across your wonderful site, unless they catch some reference to scatological play, multiple blow jobs or shy girl-on-girl gentle fingering, they will never return.

Case in point: Here is a list of Googled search strings and keywords that have brought people to my site just over the past couple of weeks. Some of you sickos may recognize your own dirty little search string in here, so pay careful attention!:

switching from boxers
american xxxtasy
mitsou boobs
iron powder smuggle
how to shave my balls
canadian wrong doings
my pubes are blonde
colonic irrigation
emmanuel sandhu is a fucking idiot
rona ambrose pictures sexy
testicle pulling contest
sandra pupatello is hot
canadian entitlement mindset
helena guergis sexy
what do groupies do?
teriyaki rat
he can walk and talk and fly
man dead 15 dead dogs
fudge fantastic balls
bill graham and skeletor

The moral here kids is don't have any. Well, conventional ones anyways.

*Huge shout-out to Stat Counter for letting me track this information- for free!