Friday, September 29, 2006

Anti-Social Justice

Today, I'm highlighting an example of vigilanteeism that receives the K-Dough Good Cell Keeping Stamp of Approval. Some moralistic inmates decided that child murderer Anthony Ray Stockelman (read HERE) should be scarred for life- on the forehead -- with a crude, yet potent, reminder to all of his egregious misdeeds. Inmates held the bastard down and tattooed the word's Katie's Revenge - in reference to the 10 year old girl he molested and brutally killed- clear across his cro-magnon hollow gourd (you can see a pic of the tat taken by prison authorities on a blog called Lost in Lima Ohio HERE.)

In Japan, during the Tokugawa regime, criminals were regularly tattooed to distinguish them from the general population. There was no going back from your big mistake; no hiding in anonymity; no chance of a feel-good, big hug reintegration into society. (The only downside was that the practice lowered the status of tattooing in the country and the higher culture art form that eventually developed never recovered from having taboo and dark connotations. )

Anyway, my thought: If you kill a child and it's proven beyond doubt (i.e. via DNA) you get a free huge fucking face tattoo like Anthony Ray Stockelman on the state's dime. I'm willing to bet somewhere, some arteest is firing up a tattoo gun for the guy who killed Holly Jones as I type...

Ahh, revenge. It can, indeed, be sweet when perpetrated on a piece of human trash.

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33 Comments:

Blogger Harding said...

Awesome post. K-Dough is TOUGH on crime! K-Dough for Mayor of Toronto!

Thanks for linking to LILO.

H-

9:02 AM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

That's right baby- I make Bob Runciman look like Meathead from All in the Family.

9:37 AM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger Leatherhands said...

Heartily agreed. I would also like to see face tattoos on those arrogant white-collar fraud artists who ruin hundreds of lives, and still think they're "above it all".
I can think of three or four off the top of my head, but don't want to name them in case their team of high-priced lawyers finds my post and seeks me out. (I don't feel like using the word "allegedly" a thousand times. Cocksuckers.)

10:01 AM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Conrad Black?

10:08 AM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger Leatherhands said...

How could you say anything untoward about the Lord of Cross Harbour? Surely that great man who made the honest misjudgment of renouncing his Canadian citizenship is beyond reproach? We are not fit to pronounce any judgment on His Lordship.

10:23 AM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Arthur Carleson?

10:52 AM, September 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God, what a terrible story. There are truly some sick fuckers in the world. I like the tattoo idea, but I think it should have been larger.

10:56 AM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

In Japan, they used to tattoo the character for "Inu" (dog) on a criminal's foerhead. Now that would be cool. Esp., for pedophiles. Just think, you'd never have to be surprised to learn that one had been released into your neighbourhood again.

11:00 AM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

Now, folks, Conrad has to be guilty of something before we mock-lynch him.

Other than that - K-Dough, it seems to me you're angling for a spot in Vic Toews office.

Any truth to the rumour I just started?

12:47 PM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

ps. we would love to have you in the Tory fold.

12:47 PM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger Sheena said...

Sheena's Conrad Black Story:

in Oct '05 I was at Reagan airport and had to do a con call so I squirreled myself in a quiet corner in the Red Carpet Lounge. This was the day that a false bomb scare was called into the Washington monument, so it was "all circuits busy" on my cell phone. So I moved into the open area of the lounge where I could do the call from a payphone.

Once settled in, I turned around, and Conrad was sitting right there. I had to instant message my call companions to cover my part of the presentation because the material I was supposed to discuss was stuff I was scared to say in front of him in case he thought I was slandering him or something. It was the same day his NY townhouse was seized. He was carrying his wife's garment bag. (blue and red, not gucci that I could tell).

He never cracked a smile, picked up a newspaper, read a book the whole time he sat there stone faced.

12:53 PM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

CC: The only way I'll ever be in "the Tory fold" is bio-chemically - and that's just because I did a lot of upper-middle class wasted wanna-be rebel daddy's girls in the 80s.

Re: Toews- strangely enough, on matters of violent/gun crime I find myself closer to those nuts than anywhere. What can I say? Sometimes I feel like a nut.

1:26 PM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger Joe Calgary said...

Come to Calgary and be nutty with us... we'll give you a gun and you can shoot wildly into the air cry "Jihad, Jihad"... oh damn, I've just revealed Calgary's secret.

I meant to say "Whoopee, Yehaw"... yeah, thats what I mean.

2:30 PM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger Leatherhands said...

Sheena, maybe He was the one-armed man?

2:33 PM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger Joe Calgary said...

Is that a right arm one armed man, or a left armed one armed man... it really matters, especially if your right handed and you lose your right hand...

We all know the southpaws are a freak of nature anyway:)

3:26 PM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

A uni-dextrous armed man.

3:28 PM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger Sheena said...

I actually know two one-armed men. One a mill accident, one a motorcycle crash. But neither one is "The" one-armed man.

3:34 PM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

"I did a lot of upper-middle class wasted wanna-be rebel daddy's girls in the 80s."

oh no, K-Dough, those are all Big-L Liberals.

3:40 PM, September 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I did a lot of upper-middle class wasted wanna-be rebel daddy's girls in the 80s..

On behald of all the wanna-be rebels of the 80s, I think the key word here is wasted, k-dough.

3:47 PM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

You say wasted- I called it foreplay Pam.

3:53 PM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger Joe Calgary said...

Ah sweet perspective, thy name is... perspective.

3:57 PM, September 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, K-dough. To be young and stupid again..Aren't you sad that we all grew up and made you work a little?

4:35 PM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

...a little? Are you kidding me? I've paid in spades baby- believe me.

4:41 PM, September 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe Mrs. K will tell you when your debt to drunken teen headbangers is forgiven

Now get back to work.

7:06 PM, September 29, 2006  
Blogger scout said...

tattoo them? just send them to a very remote island (one of the nuked out ones from u.s. testing) and let them live amongst each other and try to survive. patrol the hell out of it to ensure no escapes. keep the sharks fed in the waters to ensure they're constant.

1:29 PM, September 30, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Scout- so basically you are saying they should be banned to a Steve McQueen movie?

1:35 PM, September 30, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

if we send them to an island, then the island should be one of ours in the arctic.

the name of the game is asserting our sovereignty and running prison camps up there would help.

2:18 PM, September 30, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

CC- Forget about sovereign frozen wasteland. What about our Southern border? Oops sorry - I know you guys think our Southern border is with Mexico ;)

2:52 PM, September 30, 2006  
Blogger scout said...

k-dough, papillion was a bit too comfy for what i'm thinking of. just drop 'em off with all the 'beyond a reasonable doubt' rapsits, murders etc.. they can have each other. why should we pay for their keep and bring in food supplies etc.? just patrol it so they can't escape. they are beyond repair and castration is not a means of eradicating kiddy pervs or rapists as, like horses and dogs, neutering doesn't mean they can't get erections anymore.

the artic and our sovereignty....hmmmm.....maybe a two birds with one stone scenario. but then again, north america is all one, like the mighty k points out....so maybe somewhere around guam. surely there has to be some nuked out islands around there.

12:47 AM, October 01, 2006  
Blogger Sheena said...

Hey Scout. Thought you might get some appreciation out of this exhibit as part of Toronto's first Nuit Blanche - all night art exhibit... This is right around the corner from me at the car wash. As a transplanted prairie chick, made me sad and a touch angry

1:25 AM, October 01, 2006  
Blogger scout said...

oh geeze sheena, thanks for the link. pretty wrteched stuff , the left frozen to die guys....all courtesy of the queen's cowboys.

i'm not up on city stuff, vancouver's energy is too much for me, so i wasn't even aware of these artists.

HiHi, thanks. oops, i'm on squamish territory, make that 'osiam'.

1:03 AM, October 02, 2006  
Blogger Joe Calgary said...

If the yanks don't build the wall, we will be flooded with gun toting Americans wanting to exploit our resources for their own enrichment, leaving us nothing to survive with in future years....

Wait a minute, I'm one of those gun-toting Americans... Okay, forget what I just said.

12:52 PM, October 02, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Speaking of gun toting Americans-6 little girls murdered and 3 in critical condition after another nutcase goes on a fucking school shooting rampage today in Amish Pennsylvania.

My soul hurts.

2:45 PM, October 02, 2006  

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