One Bitch to Another
I find absolutely nothing wrong with Norm Spector calling Belinda Stronach a bitch. But Norm should have qualified the definition of the word further. Bitch does not only mean what Spector and Oxford apparently say is a "malicious or treacherous" female, it can also mean lackey, subordinate and spineless politico sweaty ass-licker, when used by one man about another man.
Thus, in Norm's case, he seems specifically qualified, as one bee-yotch to another, to use the slur. If it is true that the pot can call the kettle black, shouldn't it follow that a man bitch can call a female bitch "bitch"?
Actually, come to think of it, coming from a man with a fat belly full of slimey Mulroney spooge, bitch is actually a step up. Isn't it?
Thus, in Norm's case, he seems specifically qualified, as one bee-yotch to another, to use the slur. If it is true that the pot can call the kettle black, shouldn't it follow that a man bitch can call a female bitch "bitch"?
Actually, come to think of it, coming from a man with a fat belly full of slimey Mulroney spooge, bitch is actually a step up. Isn't it?
Labels: Girls, Harpocrites, Politics, Reactionary Bullshit
posted by K-Dough at 7:32 AM
10 Comments:
K-Dough, welcome back. The last sentence was sheer fucking poetry.
I called my wife a "c..." once.
I remember the look in her eyes, the mad scramble for safety up the stairs and into the bathroom, slamming the door closed and throwing the lock... then waking up on the floor with the bathroom door on top of me, and "She who must be obeyed" standing on top of the door.
Crazy broad kicked it right off the jam... Thought I was a goner, but sanity returned to the Mrs. when she realized what she'd done.
Course that didn't prevent a 15 minute lecture on why it's unhealthy to call her a "c...", and we'd still to finish the original arguement.
Hell hath no fury like...
Polly- "researcher" eh? With the democratization of higher education it wouldn't surprise me. Hopefully you are not researching at the grad level because it always scares me when people like you influence young minds.
I'm sure your throw punches first and ask no questions ever approach will be a show-stopper at your thesis defense.
Some people simply don't have a "satire" gene. They can't see it. Same as some people don't have a "sarcasm" gene.
(Actual conversation at a movie theatre: Friend "why is everyone laughing?" Me: "Because he didn't really mean what he said...he meant the opposite in fact"
Friend.."So why did he say it?")
Christ, people like that make me want to shoot myself. Or, better still, fuck myself.
Joe C,
That description of your wife just gave me a sack tingle. You are a lucky man.
Pam- thanks. I hear that a lot, mind you. In fact, I've shortened "the man" to simply "The".
Europe
Riiiiiight. Welcome back laddie...
Totally inappropriate comments, KDough, and I am profoundly disappointed with those who find humour in this topic.
Givin' Polly Jones Big Cunty Boycott the Tampons Ya-Ya Cistern Vibes,
Your Friend Sheena.
Sheena- you are a mystery wrapped in an enigma.
Love, K
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