Wednesday, November 08, 2006

House of Cards Falls

I wonder if Stephen Harper saw his future pass before his eyes as he watched hawkish girders fall from the house of cards last night on CNN? Yes, Stevie, like Americans, we are all fatigued- but not in the way you and your soda-pop swilling, armchair Rambos would dress us.

Take heart though. One day, you and GWB will be playing paint ball at a Christian dude ranch in Texas somewhere, having a laugh over sasparilla and some meaty BBQ about all the girls and boys you helped kill. Good times. And even though you won't have your soft, uncalloused exquisitely-moisturized hands all over the purse strings that strangle others, you'll always have Kandahar and video games.

So yeehaww- shoot 'em up Tex! While y'all still got all them taxpayers' bullits at yer disposal!

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9 Comments:

Blogger Romana King said...

i opt for the eel. electric shock therapy appears to be a better option than a weekend with Gomer (GWB) and Hoser Harper at a Christian dude-ranch, playing homo-erotic war games. Then again, that's just my take.

12:47 PM, November 08, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

As I just said over at Chucker Canuck's:

The US is a better place today. Hateful anti-abortion laws -gone. Hateful anti-same sex marriage laws- gone. Donald Rumsfeld- gone, err, soon.

Yay. Let's all smoke a joint and get a lesbian pregnant!!!

12:55 PM, November 08, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Breakin News on CBC Nesworld:

Bush just announced Rumsfeld is stepping down !!!

1:15 PM, November 08, 2006  
Blogger Joe Calgary said...

Wishful thinking on the rest KD... the Dem's know that their shot at the Presidency resides in the hands of disgruntled Republican voters... too many changes will screw that chance.

You won't see anything new occurring.

1:27 PM, November 08, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

you know, I'm straighter than the CN tower, but this homo-erotic Christian dude ranch has me very, very curious.

1:39 PM, November 08, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

CC- The CN Tower is designed to bend as much as 6 feet in the wind. You're just sexperiencing high winds dude.

1:42 PM, November 08, 2006  
Blogger Joe Calgary said...

6 feet to the left, or the right?

1:52 PM, November 08, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Since omni-partisanship is the topic du jour today, it goes both ways - enjoy the "nuances".

1:54 PM, November 08, 2006  
Blogger Joe Calgary said...

Tsk... such a dirty mind. You should run for office.

2:09 PM, November 08, 2006  

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