Public Service Announcement
What better way to celebrate my 20,000th hit today than by telling y'all I will be on an intermittent blogging hiatus over the next while. I will be working on an exciting, yet all-consuming on-line project that I will let you in on in the very near future.
Let me just say this though: It's so cool it makes my binkie twitch! Stay tuned- I'll let y'all know about it near the end of the week.
Until then: I love you like the sexy pets that you are. Carry on my wayward sons and daughters...
Let me just say this though: It's so cool it makes my binkie twitch! Stay tuned- I'll let y'all know about it near the end of the week.
Until then: I love you like the sexy pets that you are. Carry on my wayward sons and daughters...
posted by K-Dough at 4:16 PM
35 Comments:
if its a dress-up-Dalton site where you get to put the latest paris fashions on the man, I shall be mighty disappointed.
I think it's code for, "the doctor gave me some cream for this nasty rash and I've gotta stay away from keyboards and all electronic equipment while I'm applying the cream."
I think it's code for "I've violated my parole yet again and I'm not sure when I'll have access to a computer when I go back to the big house."
Hello pretties:
Never go drinking on Monday night and get home at 1:30 am and then wake up drunk Tuesday moring at 6 am.
K-Dough,
I knew that was going to happen. FYI, it's more manageable coming to work still stoned...at least I am somewhat interested in what I'm doing, and I'm not going to the shitter every ten minutes for God-knows what.
Pam, LOL!
Oh shit yeah, sorry....congrats on the 20,000th hit!
I have a few friends who celebrated the very same thing...though it didn't involve the internet.
That's funny, leather. I think it being stoned at work should be a requirement.
K-dough,
Thanks for the advice re: getting trashed on a "work night", but it's a little late now. Bet your hangover is creeping in right about...NOW.
You mean your supposed to be at work sober? Your going to shut Calgary down with an attitude like that.
Working straight... This is a new one for me... I put the mini-bar in the boardroom for a reason ya know.
If I have to have a meeting at 7pm, I'll be damned if I'm doing it without a scotch.
What ever happened to decorum. It says in my "be a better businessman" manual, that the following should always be provisioned in the boardroom:
1 wet bar equiped with:
Scotch (for those who are serious drinkers),
Vodka (for those with born again boss', or who are alcoholics),
Rum (for those who don't care what their boss' think),
Rye (cause you might be going to a party after the meeting),
Gin (cause the person your meeting might be British),
Water (Cause the person might be a reformed alcoholic)
Cigars (cause they go good with Scotch)
Cigarettes (Cause they go good with everything)
Weed (Cause the guy your dealing with might be smarter than you)
1 Tall leggy blonde to distract the opposition
1 smart receptionist to ensure the meeting you didn't really want ends early with an emergency phone call from your wife.
1 Overhead projector (plugged into a computer with access to the network) with a 90 drop screen, so that when the people that don't count leave the meeting, the people that do count can put the football game on, or get stoned and play vidio games.
How do you guys do business in TO?
Spilt coffee...on desk...getting weak...
Oh and I forgot the two most important things:
A phone for take-out, and a private washroom with an external exit door.
Don't want the peons to see you going to the can a million times cause your full of beer, and the exit lets everyone sneak out to the golf course, whilst the staff think your just "really involved with your meeting".
JC, LOL!
I don't know how others conduct business in TO, but I put together a very coherent and detailed presentation...carefully addressing all their needs, with a few quirky surprises tossed in...all the while putting the attendants at ease with my irreverence, charm and feigned interest in their stupid fucking grommets. I finish the meeting by giving them a list of airtight references and photos of past work that is irrefutable in it's brilliance.
I then spend the next 6 months to a year trying to talk somebody into signing off on the Goddamned thing that they needed so badly and had a budget for. Fucking cock-smoking time-wasting useless turds.
I'm moving to Calgary.
Well, my husband has the CURE ALL for hangovers. Unfortunately, it only works for about 60 seconds.
You should... we have lawyers for all that.
Forgot to say congrats on your 20k hit IDGAFWAT
I used to do business like you do Leather... then one day I realized that no one really gives a shit, and it was easier to just say "whatever you want, we got, and it costs this much, now let's go get a beer."
Amazing how much better the response is.
That is of course, until the delivery date. Thank god for binding service and support agreements.
JC and leather: Thanks so much for your warm-hearted wishes and adoration.
For some, such achievement might actually go to their heads, but fortunately, IDGAFWAT.
Humbleness, thy name is K-Dough.
Actually JC, I just do business with women now. 90% of my clients are women. Women care about how things look, if they are effective, if the goal will be reached, if I'm a reliable supplier, and if I'm fun to have lunch with. They also notice how I dress, how I present myself and how promptly I respond to requests for information and day-to-day e-mails.
Guys care about three things:
1) How much does it cost
2) How much hassle will this be for me. (Will I actually have to put thought into the project), and, most importantly
3) When will this long-haired girly-guy be done with his presentation so I can release this wet fart.
Yup, with very few exceptions, I'm done wasting my time with men.
aw crap. i just got here.
Leather... you sell cosmetics right? Just kidding. I never do business with a woman unless it's the only choice available... their to smart, and unless their gay, the tall leggy blonde does nothing but piss them off.
jdog, this is Calgary, just pitch it into the middle of the street and let the employers fight over it.
JC, tall, leggy blondes don't piss me off. I wouldn't want to be that tall and wear a size 9 shoe.
Yeah... you know this, and I know this... but don't tell the tall blondes.
Next thing you know, we'll have blondes all over the world stooping and toeless.
Or we'll have a 6 foot tall blonde kicking my 5'2 ass with a size 9 Jimmy Choo. Thanks, but no thanks.
And K, congrats! 20,000 hits...I knew you would be a blog star, baby.
We 5'10 1/2"-size-10-red-headed Prada sychophants eat size 9 blondes for elevenses.
I dated a Red head once... 20 years on and I'm still deathly afraid of them.
leatherhands -
that's spot on. I'm both the supplier, like you, and sometimes, the guy just wanting to be left alone with his emails and wet farts.
ps. just to break the myth that outrageously good looking men don't fart.
joe calgary (yes, it's me!):
"You mean your supposed to be at work sober? Your going to shut Calgary down with an attitude like that"
That's the only way anyone could stand living and working in Calgary.
joe calgary: I meant drunk... not sober, obviously.
"I dated a Red head once"
I lusted after a red head once... a hot guy named Jon... Mmmmmmm.
K-dough knows who I mean.
Your are Nice. And so is your site! Maybe you need some more pictures. Will return in the near future.
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