Lily Munster - Dead!
Canadian actress Yvonne De Carlo - better known to my generation as Lily Munster - died this week. R.I.P. you sexy, bitchy immortal vampiress. Herman was never man enough for you. If only we had been born at different times...ahhhhh.Ok, that's all you're getting from me today. My brain is currently floating in Creemore and it writhes in pain every time I try to wring any semblance of a thought out.
Happy F Day to you, K-Crew!
posted by K-Dough at 9:45 AM
43 Comments:
Feel better. I'm home in bed with the flu today, and mine is not self inflicted.
I'm not so sure about Lily's goth look, but whatever floats your boat.
She was damn hot in her day...
I'll be fine- and it starts all over again tonight at 5:30...yikes.
Flu is yucky. Hope you feel better!
I was always way more an Addams Family gal than Munsters.
I preferred Morticia as a role model.
She was definitely more of a diva...
From a male point of view, they both made my budding binkie twitch though.
What era are we talking about? I saw some clips of the show on TV and it was black and white, way before I was born. 60s?
Pam, I hope you feel better. I have a cold and the worst part is that I lost my cellphone yesterday because of it.
Et tu KD! I thought the silver streak in her hair was sexy as hell... I liked Morticia too Sheena. Hell, I like any woman in black, leather, lace, silk, etc... New post up.
Joanne: the era for me was the 70s, so it was just reruns for me. And when I say rerun I don't mean the fat black guy on What's Happening.
Dynomite!
Joanne,
Call your cell phone every 5 minutes for the next week. My daughter did this when she lost her cell and although she didn't get it back, it made her feel better.
Oh yeah- BTW Joanne: How exactly did having a cold cause you to lose your cell?
Pam, I disconnected my cell yesterday after 4 hours of endless calls hoping that whoever found it would answer the phone. After 4 hours I decided that if it can't be mine, I won't let anyone else waste my minutes so I suspended the service.
K, long story short, I have a cold and I have yet to get my flu shot(laziness I tell you) so I decided I better go to the doctor and get checked up to see whether it is a cold or flu and if not flu then get my flu shot. I called the clinic to get an appointment and when I put my phone back, instead of putting it in my backpack, I probably left it on the chair and forgot it there. All this because of my stupid cold, making me careless. Since I was looking for my cell, I couldn't even make it to the appointment so I cancelled that too.
Anyways, I found it an hour ago. Someone gave it to the IT office today which is just infront of the area I lost my cell yesterday.
so inquiring readers want to know- is it the flu or a cold?
I don't know, K. I cancelled my appointment but it is just probably a cold as I don't feel as horrible as I was feeling yesterday. Last time I got flu was... I don't think I have ever got flu. I hope I didn't jinx myself right now;)
Next year get the flu shot. I am a walking commercial for the flu shot in my social circle. People just tell me to FUCK OFF now when I bring it up.
Of course, it doesn't prevent EVERY flu. It didn't prevent me from getting this one.
I feel sorry for you guys. But c'mon - what about poor Lily Munster? She's dead.
So, you like Lily, eh? That makes sense you would be attracted to a dead woman, cause the living ones want to have lives of their own and I know you're against that! A dead woman about the only one who would be attracted to you.
Smenita: I am irrestible to all woman and men. You see, I emit a magical lust musk, that is picked up by human olfactory receptor neurons.
Once someone has come under the influence of that divine scent, they are helpess to resist their insatiable desire for more K-Dough.
The only K-Dough I'm gonna use is the one to bake my cookies, which will suck because you suck.
More like K-Jelly, ha ha.
I know you gonna have something to say about that one. ha ha.
Smenita- you are living proof of that fabled genetic experiment in which scientists combined the brain of a pigeon with the body of a French-Canadian stripper.
Nice tits though. Coo coo!
Oh no you di-int just say that to me!
Stripper? Maybe, maybe not. I'll never tell. French-Canadian? I don't think so.
And my brain is bigger than a pigeons anyway. Much bigger. I know because I've seen lots of pigeons and they have small heads dumb-ass.
Hey bird brain, uhhhhhhhhhhhh, stupid called- it misses you. Now get back to work, the donuts ain't just gonna serve themselves is they?
Is it spelled Smenita, or correctly spelled Smegma.
Oh, you better hope that when I look up "smegma" in the dictionary it's something nice or else!
Okay I just looked it up and joe calgary is as much a sexist (and no, I don't mean "sexy") pig as K-Jelly.
You're perfect for me too, Peanut.
K, since I don't know even a little bit about Lily Munster, I can't really talk about her. Besides your and smenita's exchanges are very entertaining and I will just read them and laugh.
Joanne- it's obvious to me that Smenita has a massive school girl crush on me.
I don't blame her one bit.
the only cruch I'm gonna have on you is the one where my boyfriend's truck crushes your balls, and then he gets out of his truck and crushes your head with his foot.
I can't use my foot because I don't want my stillettos to break or get all greasy from the K-Jelly!
Oh it's already been brought!
My boyfriend's short but it's because his dad smokes a lot, not cause he's a midget, so don't make fun.
Besides, don't make fun of midgets. My grammas a midget and she was nicer than anyone, and one time she was even a magazine for how smart she was.
That wasn't a magazine your midget Gramma was in- that was my web cam site where I banged her and a goat - live in front of all of Quebec and the world!
Oh no you di-int just say that about my Gramma!
That's it, I'm going back to bread.
That's right, I said "bread", not bed, as in Bread and Roses, don't you know!
Talk to the crotch homegirl. Peace out.
Can I laugh?
Psst K: How do you know it is a school girl crush? It could be very, very, very old lady who has a gigantic crush on you.
Joanne- wouldn't be the first- or the last!
Of course I'm a sexist pig Smegma... I'm a guy after all.
Let me guess, your midget boyfriend lets you open the door for him so he can enter a building first.
Do you get the sense that your boyfriends a pansy when you have to help him into the booster seat of the truck?
Does he let you walk over him with your stiletto's on? Wait, I like that too, okay scratch that one.
Do you keep him on a leash... you know, put him your purse like a MinPin and carry him around with you everywhere you go?
If you answered yes to any of these, well then good for you girlfriend! Keep up the immasculation, it's one less ant for me to kill.
k-dough,
Good hockey game today, hmm?
Pam, I saw it. Didn't know which side to support since I don't like either team but enjoyed the game specially when the Habs' guy did a goal in his own net.
Pam- all I can say is when the flu strikes, even the Sens have a shot against the greatest hockey club of all time.
greatest hockey club of all time.
You mean the Leafs?
Leafs and Habs both lost this weekend.
So, come on kids..you both know who the greatest Canadian team is.
Actualy, the Habs are the most successful professional sports team in the world. It's a fact.
I'll have whatever he's having.
Really K? And how is that so?
Nomber of years they've been around and the amount of times they have won the league championship. Look it up kids!
You must mean the Canadians and Maroons combined.
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