Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Laughing Stockwell Day...

...fucks up again (READ). The best thing is he actually put in print his utter ignorance of and insensitivity to foreign affairs. Day published a factually barren column, completely misstating the political, historical and social situation of Mexico- a country he just visited as a representative of the government and people of Canada. What's more, he spelled the name of the Mexican president, whose inauguration he recently attended, incorrectly.

In Day's defense, his briefing before the trip consisted of this:



I can't wait until jackass-brained, beef-jerkey chewin' droolin' goobers like Day are once again banished to the backwoods of Shit-Fuck, B.C., where they can breed, read their bibles and shoot their guns with relatively low risk to the rest of civilized society.

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22 Comments:

Blogger K-Dough said...

i can't believe such insipid jackasese are elected to public office in this country, let alone are appointed to cabinet posts.

stupid is as stupid does.

disclaimer: my comments are based solely on anti-stupid intolerance, not on policy or partisan opinion whatsoever.

2:44 PM, December 12, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

jac- welcome to the club!

2:46 PM, December 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re: projectile diarrhea - Perhaps he had a grande Starbucks mild blend? They tend to cause that.

re: Elected to Office - It's pretty disappointing, isn't it? I think the same thing about ignorant ogres like Rob Ford here in Toronto or Vic Toewes out west.

3:00 PM, December 12, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

I dunno, but it sounds like a shitty job to me... (ba dum dum)

4:06 PM, December 12, 2006  
Blogger pam said...

That was a real groaner, K. LOL.

4:09 PM, December 12, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

I have a feeble bird-sized brain that is capable only of short, percussive bursts of stupidity.

Duhhhh, any cabinet posts up there in Ottawa fer me?

4:13 PM, December 12, 2006  
Blogger Sheena said...

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4:39 PM, December 12, 2006  
Blogger Leatherhands said...

Ha ha ha ha! What a dick! Your link didn't work for me, but did it include his bizarre joke about Global warming? (Proving that he.....a senior minister in power....doesn't believe it exists.)
Remember when that sea-do shot first came out? And everyone said he was the next Trudeau? (ie. sexy, intelligent, athletic..)
As I stated earlier...Ha ha ha! What a dick!

4:42 PM, December 12, 2006  
Blogger Sheena said...

My favourite Western Standard columnist is Julie Day, Stock's daughter in law. I am saving all her sweet as pie wholesome child rearing firm but loving discipline pieces so when next generation of Days end up mugshotted on The Smoking Gun I

4:44 PM, December 12, 2006  
Blogger Sheena said...

...Have something to laugh about in my old age.

Goddamn wireless blackberry commenting sure is a pain in the ass with a hangnail.

4:47 PM, December 12, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Sheena- I think you need one of them technophiles for yer nails.

SENT FROM MY BLACKBERRY

5:01 PM, December 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jason still looking for work? I tip pretty good...

SENT WHILE NOT WEARING ANY PANTS

5:45 PM, December 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dammit, your link isn't working now K, but it was earlier :)
Day is a complete bozo. Good news from Sheena, capturing all the info before the Stock can get to it...
I wonder what Stockwell was like when he toured Drumheller and the Museum. Did he take notes so he could compare them with his Church's notes? Did he laugh or chuckle into his sleeve as the Tour Guide gave the facts about dinosaurs and how they lived on the land he will likely be buried in?
Alberta: Land of Dinosaurs and God (pay no attention to the fossil fuel guy behind the curtain).
Day is a dinosaur, even if he thinks he's going to be romping around heaven with Adam and Eve.
p.s. Day, Adam and Eve didn't wear clothes!

8:13 PM, December 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well that's a rather harsh critique of my boy stock k-man, hell if you're ever up this way why i should like to introduce you to my 3 wives and 9 chillren, why we could gather round, share some deelicious jerky(turkey), wash it down with a sip of shine, sing a rousing hymn or three and play "shoot at the moon", don't knock her until you try her, it ain't all that bad you know.

8:19 PM, December 12, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Jacobin/Anonymous- lovin' your whole vibes tonight dudes.

8:33 PM, December 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And did you read about Rona Ambrose's fuck-ups in today's Globe and Mail? They had a story about her getting her facts wrong (she quoted Liberal spending on carbon credits and was out by exactly $100 million, which also happened to be 100%, and had to be CORRECTED BY HER ASSISTANT DEPUTY MINISTER in front of a Commons Committee).

Way to go Rona!!! MORON!

9:22 PM, December 12, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Homo- that is the price you pay for sexifying up your caucus.

Ooooh- I said caucus!

9:30 PM, December 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mmmmm. I LOVE caucuses.

9:32 PM, December 12, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

I've heard that about you- all over town.

Rona gives me a bona!

9:34 PM, December 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who told you?

Yeah. I just love getting in the middle of a hot caucus scrum.

9:36 PM, December 12, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

you're drunk again aren't you?

9:40 PM, December 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, actually. I haven't had a drink today at all. It's been horrible!!!

Now, where's that Scotch?

9:44 PM, December 12, 2006  

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