Greener Pastors
Ironic headline in the Toronto Star today reads: Federal Cabinet Shuffle Expected - New environment minister likely as Conservatives seek greener look. Shuffle? Call it what you want. I'd prefer to refer to it as the impending trashing at the polls, at which point every portfolio will be refilled with a much more intelligent human being. Well, maybe not every portfolio, but most.
As far as the "greener look" goes: I assure you Mr. Steve, the view from the opposition side of the House is as green (with envy) as it gets.
By the way Steve-o, if you are looking for a place to hide Rona why don't you shuffle her off to K-Dough's hood? I promise I'll take care of her (mwahahaha). My homies and I could make a few simple tweaks, sexify and modify that clearly misguided woman and turn her into the next, but stronger and more powerful, Belinda!
Kyoto, shmyoto; look out Toronto!
As far as the "greener look" goes: I assure you Mr. Steve, the view from the opposition side of the House is as green (with envy) as it gets.
By the way Steve-o, if you are looking for a place to hide Rona why don't you shuffle her off to K-Dough's hood? I promise I'll take care of her (mwahahaha). My homies and I could make a few simple tweaks, sexify and modify that clearly misguided woman and turn her into the next, but stronger and more powerful, Belinda!
Kyoto, shmyoto; look out Toronto!
Labels: Environment, Harpocrites, Politics
posted by K-Dough at 2:00 PM
51 Comments:
LOL! Rona is a stunner, but I've seen shots where she has a distinctive Maria Shriver jawline. (Hey Ms. Shriver... Skeletor wants his face back.)
What a crock anyway...everyone knows Rona was a puppet through that whole "clean air"(??) act.
Harper should be way more worried about those pesky teenage boys Mackay and Day.
I can't wait for the Playboy spread when all her political dreams unravel at the seams.
If she truly was a puppet, I guess I could say that would be the only time I've ever wished I was the one with my hand up the puppet's skirt, so to speak, controlling things in the CPC.
leather is right. occasionally, there's a bit of Charlton Heston jaw to the lady under certain conditions.
then again, sometimes Belinda looks like you could make crepes off her face.
That boney rugged look is one of my several and varied fetishes... so it's all good to me!
What about messy-haired, hungover 41 yr olds that were too tired to put in their contact lenses this morning? Are they included in any fetishes??
Oh, I was asking for a friend, of course.
I don't discriminate. (Replying for a friend)
Now that is news to me. But who is he going to put in there instead of her? They are all as incompetent as they get.
K, when I look at Rona, I remember Vincent Lecavalier of Tampa Bay Lighting. He has the exact jaw and neck structure.
Nice segue into hockey Joanne; how about Yvan Cournoyer? Oh wait, he'd have to get elected first ... nevermind.
Anyway, all I have to say is:
Section 119;
Rangée L;
Siéges 5 & 6
Go Habs Go!
I had my first beer in Yvan Cournoyer's Brasserie, le Brasserie 12 at the perfect age of 15.
CC: we have to go there when I am in Montreal and find out where things went wrong for you!
A few layers and highlights would really deflect the attention to Rona's jawline. But I'm tired of people ignoring my advice, quite frankly.
Or a lower neckline. Works like a charm.
I'm not sure Harper would approve of the competition, pam.
Pam, Harper takes away the price for necklessness. Rona could do better with may be a less muscular neck.
I read in Chatelaine or flare that chinese girls are going to the doctors to make them taller. The proceducer involves having you legs broken, then the bones are somehow made longer and then the poor woman is put together again with longer but broken legs. May be Rona could do something similar to her neck.
Pam, Harper takes away the price for necklessness. Rona could do better with may be a less muscular neck.
I read in Chatelaine or flare that chinese girls are going to the doctors to make them taller. The proceducer involves having you legs broken, then the bones are somehow made longer and then the poor woman is put together again with longer but broken legs. May be Rona could do something similar to her neck.
see.
please forgive my horrible spelling mistakes because clearly I am still sleeping.
Prize instead of price
Procedure instead of proceducer
your legs instead of you legs
sheena clearly the new blogger is crazy. Thank you though.
K, please delete one of those double posts. Somehow whenever I post outside beta blogger, it double posts.
Dear Chatelaine: is there any cosmetic procedure that can cure my unsightly double posts?
by the way - stumbling upon this all girl comment party is making me feel strangely aroused.
I don't understand why anyone would care that much about height (and I am pretty short). Thinking of Harper's neck makes me feel very ill. If he lost a few pounds, I think he might find his missing neck.
Good luck on your exams, Joanne. You have my permission to do something drunk and stupid when you're finished.
apparently not. Cosmetic procedures are for humans not annoying blogger website. But if you want to know about cosmetic procedures, I would suggest you look in Flare not Chatelaine. Flare is the fashion magazine, Chatelaine is the more housewifeish magazine.
Pam, my exams finished yesterday. Now I am having fun for the next three weeks. Thanks though.
I did something after my exams finished which involved cutting my hair but that is not something stupid. The stupid parts come after when I slept for 14 hours and just woke up at 1pm today.
As for the height part, I am almost 5,8 and sometimes I just wish I was a bit shorter like 5,5.
K, I wonder what you will do in a all girls slumber party.
drunken pillow fights!!!!!!
I am 5'10", Joanne and sometimes I wish I was taller.
But we might rip our baby-doll pajamas!
Hey, come out to see Petunia on Monday night. He's excellent, in a creepy and disturbing kind of way.
Details over on sheenavision.
Sheena, everyone around me is short and they always tell me that oh you are so tall like 5'8 is very tall and since I hate flat shoes, I am always around 5'10 with the extra 2 inches from the shoes.
K, I love pillow fights. I am a champion in pilow fights. Are you sure you want to risk getting involved in a pillow fight?
involved? I want to film it!
Sort of a Blog Girls Gone Wild?
coward, sitting in the sidelines filming it, instead of joining in and having fun;) Don't be surprised when you get hit by random pillows.
Pam- I think we've really hit on something here. Can you imagine? Geeks like Cherniak would be all over that shit!!!
I am out if cherniak is in.
Geeky boys need love too.
But they have to pay for it, K. I'll be your business partner. Let me know when it's safe to quit my day job.
Oh they'll pay!
he is just like frodo from Lord of the Rings.
Does Cherniak have a paying gig?
I believe he is a lawyer now....
One who can't drop a G?
wow, sign me up for bloggers gone wild, I'd hold the lights or whatever it takes.
cherniak has to be in if we want serious media attention (which equals royalties)
No way, man. Raymi the Minx would be a way bigger draw. Maybe I ca sweet talk Zerb and Beckler too...
Eneeone GoT aSHlee's e-MaLE?
If you guys keep this up I'm going to publish pics of my rock hard niples in a fit of blogasmey lustitude.
Pam, be careful. I'm in Ottawa this weekend and you never know where I might be. Well ok, maybe except for tomorrow afternoon. Sheena needs her Lucky Ron fix!
I think it's terribly sexist of you to remark on Rona's looks.
Shame on you!!!
Anyone seen the new James Bond film? Daniel Craig is so fucking HOT!!!!! Man, I wish he'd come crashing through my window.
Joanne said: "sheena clearly the new blogger is crazy."
But K-dough's blog's been up for ages now. I'd hardly call him a "new blogger."
Homo, not K-Dough but Beta Blogger is the new blogger format that I use now unfortunately and I was commenting on the frustration it is causing to Sheena and myself when trying to post comments.
K-Dough is old now;)
Not old. Seasoned like a chicken fried tube steak.
I stand corrected, K. You are a seasoned fried chicken tube steak...sorry I meant to say seasoned warrior;)
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