Playstation Chaos Confirms Idiot Adult-Children Theory
Well, Western society has reaffirmed the meaning of its existence today. All over the continent idiots are clamouring to purchase new Playstations. Some idiot even shot someone at a Wal-Mart for one- no doubt with bullets purchased at said Wal-Mart
You know, you'd think God, being all powerful and smart and shit would capitalize on this opportunity to skim the crud of the top of the soup of humanity. I mean all those drooling idiots congregated in specific locations to me says: Easy target for revelations-scale retribution against man for his sins.
I dunno. Maybe it's just me...
You know, you'd think God, being all powerful and smart and shit would capitalize on this opportunity to skim the crud of the top of the soup of humanity. I mean all those drooling idiots congregated in specific locations to me says: Easy target for revelations-scale retribution against man for his sins.
I dunno. Maybe it's just me...
Labels: Consumerist Bulllshit, Corporate Bullshit, Culture
12 Comments:
They were waiting in the rain for +2 days. Who the fuck would do that? I can't imagine what the motivation would be.
It gives them a reason to leave their houses/couches every couple of years.
Someone should do a study on the costs to our health care system of video games. Then we should make them illegal, like we did with prohibited drugs.
I have no interest in video games, but my kids have a few systems. They will play with them if they are bored to death but like anything else, it's all about MODERATION. I also have a real problem with the ultra-violent games (Grand Theft Auto). Who would buy these for their kids??
I hear ya Pam. It's exactly like how I'll let my two year old have a cigarette after dinner once in awhile with her cognac, but if she asks for before bed too I put my foot down!
Exactly!! You are teaching her moderation.
Does she have a raspy little smoker's cough?
I'll drink for her tonight, okay?
I'm on my way to the dirty market for friends and booze...Mostly booze.
happy weekend!
Byward ain't what it used to be from what I hear. I'm gonna go home give 'em hugs and wipe some noses.
Cheers!
Notice how most of them were men? I figger the reins of power are pretty much ripe for the picking.
Distracted by shiny objects: sheena's strategy for global domination.
Well, at least you have a plan...
I heard the shooting was a robbery gone bad at which I had to give the thugs some credit. You have a bunch of nerds all with $500 in their pocket huddled together at four in the morning? Hard to pass up that opportunity if thuggery is your thing.....
Who carries around $500? I would have had the usual: 35 cents, a debit card and too many credit cards.
i'm so busy, i'm not bothering to be anything - KD, this was a good post.
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