Friday, November 17, 2006

Playstation Chaos Confirms Idiot Adult-Children Theory

Well, Western society has reaffirmed the meaning of its existence today. All over the continent idiots are clamouring to purchase new Playstations. Some idiot even shot someone at a Wal-Mart for one- no doubt with bullets purchased at said Wal-Mart

You know, you'd think God, being all powerful and smart and shit would capitalize on this opportunity to skim the crud of the top of the soup of humanity. I mean all those drooling idiots congregated in specific locations to me says: Easy target for revelations-scale retribution against man for his sins.

I dunno. Maybe it's just me...

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12 Comments:

Blogger pam said...

They were waiting in the rain for +2 days. Who the fuck would do that? I can't imagine what the motivation would be.

3:05 PM, November 17, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

It gives them a reason to leave their houses/couches every couple of years.

Someone should do a study on the costs to our health care system of video games. Then we should make them illegal, like we did with prohibited drugs.

3:12 PM, November 17, 2006  
Blogger pam said...

I have no interest in video games, but my kids have a few systems. They will play with them if they are bored to death but like anything else, it's all about MODERATION. I also have a real problem with the ultra-violent games (Grand Theft Auto). Who would buy these for their kids??

3:28 PM, November 17, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

I hear ya Pam. It's exactly like how I'll let my two year old have a cigarette after dinner once in awhile with her cognac, but if she asks for before bed too I put my foot down!

3:59 PM, November 17, 2006  
Blogger pam said...

Exactly!! You are teaching her moderation.
Does she have a raspy little smoker's cough?

4:07 PM, November 17, 2006  
Blogger pam said...

I'll drink for her tonight, okay?
I'm on my way to the dirty market for friends and booze...Mostly booze.
happy weekend!

4:38 PM, November 17, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Byward ain't what it used to be from what I hear. I'm gonna go home give 'em hugs and wipe some noses.

Cheers!

4:41 PM, November 17, 2006  
Blogger Sheena said...

Notice how most of them were men? I figger the reins of power are pretty much ripe for the picking.

Distracted by shiny objects: sheena's strategy for global domination.

9:18 PM, November 17, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Well, at least you have a plan...

9:36 PM, November 17, 2006  
Blogger WK said...

I heard the shooting was a robbery gone bad at which I had to give the thugs some credit. You have a bunch of nerds all with $500 in their pocket huddled together at four in the morning? Hard to pass up that opportunity if thuggery is your thing.....

10:17 PM, November 17, 2006  
Blogger pam said...

Who carries around $500? I would have had the usual: 35 cents, a debit card and too many credit cards.

12:17 PM, November 18, 2006  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

i'm so busy, i'm not bothering to be anything - KD, this was a good post.

7:34 PM, November 20, 2006  

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