K-Dough Accepting Submissions
Yes, it's true. I am taking submisssions for book pitches in the style of O.J.'s new psycho-thetical admitting-murder-in-hindsight masterpiece called If I Did It.
While I wait for your creative ideas to pour in, here are a few options I'm looking at for ghost writing gigs at this point:
Bill Clinton, If I Put It In All the Way
Ollie North, If Reagan Knew Everything
Alfonso Gagliano, If I Hung Out With Murderers
Donald Rumsfeld, If I Knew the WMD Excuse Was Absolute Bullshit
George W. Bush, If I Couldn't Read
Wayne Gretzky, If My Wife Had A Gambling Problem
Peter Mackay, If I Still Obviously Loved An Evil Demoness
Jean Chretien, If I Didn't Axe The GST, Where Would We Be Now?
Condoleeza Rice, If I Had Known In Advance They Were Going To Fly Planes Into Buildings
Richard Nixon, If I was A Crook
Happy F-Day, you seksy phuckers!
K
While I wait for your creative ideas to pour in, here are a few options I'm looking at for ghost writing gigs at this point:
Bill Clinton, If I Put It In All the Way
Ollie North, If Reagan Knew Everything
Alfonso Gagliano, If I Hung Out With Murderers
Donald Rumsfeld, If I Knew the WMD Excuse Was Absolute Bullshit
George W. Bush, If I Couldn't Read
Wayne Gretzky, If My Wife Had A Gambling Problem
Peter Mackay, If I Still Obviously Loved An Evil Demoness
Jean Chretien, If I Didn't Axe The GST, Where Would We Be Now?
Condoleeza Rice, If I Had Known In Advance They Were Going To Fly Planes Into Buildings
Richard Nixon, If I was A Crook
Happy F-Day, you seksy phuckers!
K
Labels: Corporate Bullshit, Fuk Amerika, Stupid
posted by K-Dough at 9:29 AM
9 Comments:
Celine Dion- if my husband was a felcher
and the sequel of course....
If I Had The Body of An 8 Year Old Boy and the Head of a Marmoset
Ha ha ha ha!!!! Marmoset? Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
FYI- Your laughter has caused me to laugh out loud as well sir.
Hillary Clinton - If I liked cigars...
Conrad Black - If I was nicer, would I still be rich?
George Bush Jr. - If Iraq is like a Cow, then the US is the Stallion that is going to fuck that cow.
George Bush Sr. - If only my son wasn't so mis-understood.
Geb Bush - If only George Jr. wasn't Daddy's favorite.
Houston Rangers - If George is gone, then there's more blow for the rest of us.
Toronto Maple Leafs Choir -- If only we could win a Stanley Cup!
Harper - If only Canada wasn't second rate
Dalton McGuinty - 1000 Ways To Get Elected Premier And Still Piss People Off.
Belinda Stronach - How to 'Tie' One On In A Dog-Eat-Dog World
Rona Ambrose - Not Tall Enough to Have a Backbone
Ben Mulroney - Yes, I Became A One-Dimensional Star Fucker...Ask Me How!
Scott Brison - Polling the Erectorate
Peter Mansbridge - I'm So Fucking Cool And I Know It
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