Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Cyber Cheese Heads

I have a question for y'all. Is there anything more mundane; more indescribably boring; more utterly pedantic, anti-cool and drab than an online political fanatic? Just asking, because if there is I'd really like to know! There are so many human yawns out there providing partisan commentary (read: blathering) on political blogs now that they must be psycho-kinetically breeding with each other. Some of these dreary souls have absolutely no sense of humour or notions of context, nuance or two-way debate. And what is more, they fly into rage at the slightest provocation, about subjects that are so pedestrian and bland it boggles the mind they could motivate anything more than a limp shrug.

Chatting with these people is like trying to slit your wrist with a plastic spoon: It's too dull to kill you, but the longer it goes on the more it hurts and you end up praying for your death.

If anyone out there knows of anything - human, vegetable, animal or otherwise- that is as edgeless, beige, or numbingly lame please enlighten me! No...seriously. Oh yeah, and am I one of them?

Artwork: Joel Castillo


Anonymous Peter said...

Not necessarily: at least you venture into other areas (e.g., hockey) and whatever political debates you host tend to be open for discussion/opinion.

I think the people to whom you are referring are missing the point behind a 'discussion' or 'debate'. Such a thing requires participants to listen to others and take their views into consideration. To blatantly deny or refute another's view/stance is not productive and does nothing to prove a point.

Give a little, take a little.

8:55 AM, February 28, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Reminds me of a song:
Give a little bit
Give a little bit of your throat to me
Choke a little bit
Choke a little bit as I... yearn to rid the world of another mouth-breathing,self-righteous, misinformed, fanatical hamster-nutted tough guy behind a keyboard with zillions of miles of wires and poles between us.

9:16 AM, February 28, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Oh yeah and Peter- thanks for the kind words. You don't see them often in comments areas, so I must have blocked them out!
K D'Oh!

10:33 AM, February 28, 2006  
Anonymous Peter said...

Enjoy them because that's all you're getting. I may be cheap but I'm not easy.

1:14 PM, February 28, 2006  
Blogger Havril said...

Nice postage, dude. So, to send your links somewhere, do I have to lick the back of my monitor?

4:37 PM, February 28, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

Havril- why stop licking your monitor now? Just don't put an electric eel in your pants if you have any damp/and or wet lesions- may cause discomfort and/or instant smoking fish death.

As per your lazy ass request to re-post your comment here, I am doing so, but only because you send me flowers and sing me love songs.

Havril said...
1) In the interest of appealing to all those alt-rock hipsters out there, I'd suggest you add "the" in front of your name (as in The Arcade Fire, The Stars... The Stephen Harper).

2) Live and let live... so long as I don't have to hear about your uniform.

3)Nope. Been there, ate the namesake baked good. But I'm not from there. I'm a mainlander - interior boy by birth, coaster by choice. Vancouver proper for a decade plus, then the past year and a bit in the 'burbs. Same squirrels, different mayor.

So... I don't know Steve Reynolds, but I know his type. What a jerk!

Still the k-dough:
That's about ME, isn't it. Even if it's not, it is: it's always about me. I like the plastic spoon bit, but I've always been more of a gouge my eyes out with a graprefruit spoon kinda guy. Maim and let main, I always say.

Anyway, digging the venom. And the artwork. Font: so-so.

*I guess I should have posted that last comment on your blog. Feel free to cut and paste it into a comment for me. A power of attorney may be involved.

4:42 PM, February 28, 2006  
Blogger Havril said...

Dude. You didn't need to copy the whole thing. Now you'll just be confusing your readers (all three of them). Guess I have to do everything myself.

And, for the record, the flowers and love songs were from peter. He's got a thing for uniforms.

And that was.. the final word.

5:18 PM, February 28, 2006  
Anonymous keet said...

mouth breathers....
My favourite.

8:52 PM, February 28, 2006  
Blogger K-Dough said...

keet- favourite what? breathers?
I prefer those who aspirate through thin cellular membranes myself.

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